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“My posts are MUCH better”

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than your posts!

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We gonna dance all night?
I put out on the first date.
So just kiss me and get it over with.
I'm sorry. You look too much like a jackass. I'm looking for a real quadruped who can appreciate my rictus grin and unfailing good looks, sir.

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Some Nutjob wrote:
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We gonna dance all night?
I put out on the first date.
So just kiss me and get it over with.
...spoken like a 10 second pencilpricked wonder...

“What did you expect? ”

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Didn't even notice, did you?

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Korny Kat wrote:
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I'm sorry. You look too much like a jackass. I'm looking for a real quadruped who can appreciate my rictus grin and unfailing good looks, sir.
Funny you should say that.

I have a really big... Ass. Okay it's just a friend, his name is Enzo, he thinks he's a baker, don't have the heart to tell him that pop-n-fresh don't count. So shhhhh!

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Why isnt Geno on the list?!

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punk kid wrote:
<quoted text> You look sad miss,Like you lost the batteries for your favorite Dil-do.
no babe.... I didn't loose the batteries..... I broke the effing thing......(they just don't make things to last anymore)

“One day at a time”

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Be happy to buy you a new one S&P!

;-)

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Great State of Oklahoma!

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just_ola wrote:
hmmmmm like others replied, a tough one!
S & P
Laura Beth
C Kathy
Hippichick
Deb27
Dondo Dork
and many others.........
Awww! Hi ya honey! Of course, you should also be on here! Miss you!

“Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not? ”

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Hippichick wrote:
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Awww! Hi ya honey! Of course, you should also be on here! Miss you!
Hi sweetie!!! Happy New Year to you & yours!!!
punk kid

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stacked and proud wrote:
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no babe.... I didn't loose the batteries..... I broke the effing thing......(they just don't make things to last anymore)
Well,Your not suppose to ride that thing like its 1919!!! take it slow and like your riding a gentle wave on a water bed then when ya hit that G-Spot your eyes will roll back in your head,You will drool,And you will have muscle twitches in your legs and you will fall to the ground in a squirting big O!!!

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punk kid wrote:
<quoted text> Well,Your not suppose to ride that thing like its 1919!!! take it slow and like your riding a gentle wave on a water bed then when ya hit that G-Spot your eyes will roll back in your head,You will drool,And you will have muscle twitches in your legs and you will fall to the ground in a squirting big O!!!
Hey, I hear your momma calling from upstairs.
She's yelling something from the laundry room......
Sounds like,
"Quit wiping that mess up with your dirty socks and throwing them in the hamper!
Get your lazy butt off the pc and do that stuff in the shower like your dad showed you."
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Happy New Year to all of you!

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TopMod21 wrote:
Happy New Year to all of you!
TM 21
Happy New Year to you Top Mod 21 !

Has Topix nice surprises in store for us this 2013 ?

“You think it's funny, ”

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Well you're drowning in it too

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TopMod21 wrote:
Happy New Year to all of you!
TM 21
I see you came out of hiding, lol.
Happy New Year right back atcha!
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TopMod21 wrote:
Happy New Year to all of you!
TM 21
Thanks. Now, go away and don't come back.
horny kid

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TenderTink wrote:
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Hey, I hear your momma calling from upstairs.
She's yelling something from the laundry room......
Sounds like,
"Quit wiping that mess up with your dirty socks and throwing them in the hamper!
Get your lazy butt off the pc and do that stuff in the shower like your dad showed you."
I haer your ma ma calling from the laundry room.Darn you TT You shit your pantys again and got donkey spunk on them too, Your grounded!!!!

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TopMod21 wrote:
Happy New Year to all of you!
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Happy New Year to you also Mr TopMod21 :)

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oops hopefully you are a Mr...so just in case or Ms, Mrs, Miss also.

“My posts are MUCH better”

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TopMod21 wrote:
Happy New Year to all of you!
TM 21
If you are a Top Mod, that implies the existence of a Sub Mod. What's really going on behind the scenese over there? Hmmm?

“As Always”

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Taking It To The Limit~

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Beauty is only skin deep.. Real Beauty comes from deep within ourselves..

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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Here, There, and Everywhere,..

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Lifelover wrote:
Beauty is only skin deep.. Real Beauty comes from deep within ourselves..
You are most Beautiful,...LifeLover,...

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