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Sam

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punk kid wrote:
<quoted text> You look sad miss,Like you lost the batteries for your favorite Dil-do.
Gonna give her yours, Fairyman? Probably have a drawer full (under the SOCKS).

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stacked and proud wrote:
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so is talking to yourself.....
SNP,

Please help me, does that apply if I talk to myself?

Oh, nevermind.

You said that already.

SNJ

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Korny Kat wrote:
I thought the discussion was closed on this topic after it became painfully obvious that I have it going on!
Stop posting! You are ruining my spank. Walk away from the computer and get back to the job.

Oh crap! I said that out loud?

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So why do you do it?
She's got real boobies. Even I'd walk in and say "Hi girls!" before I'd say Hi to SNP.

And I'm a leg man. I like how the go up and make an ass out of themselves.

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Some Nutjob wrote:
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Stop posting! You are ruining my spank. Walk away from the computer and get back to the job.
Oh crap! I said that out loud?
Hey nothing ruins a good "spank" like iron underwear.

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Korny Kat wrote:
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Hey nothing ruins a good "spank" like iron underwear.
Careful, I'll give you what you ask for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Then extract what I want.

Yeah, it's like that since I've been off my meds.

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Careful, I'll give you what you ask for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Then extract what I want.
Yeah, it's like that since I've been off my meds.
Iron Man?

HA!

More like "Flaccid Man" these days, he is!
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Iron Man?
HA!
More like "Flaccid Man" these days, he is!
Gee it looks like ya tryed to bloww a red hot iron rod hah?

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hung kid wrote:
<quoted text> Gee it looks like ya tryed to bloww a red hot iron rod hah?
You're always so interested in blowing techniques. Feel free to PM me and you can teach me everything you know!

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I thought the discussion was closed on this topic after it became painfully obvious that I have it going on!
You are fast becoming one of my fav posters!!!

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hmmmmm like others replied, a tough one!

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and many others.........

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Fifth Row Center wrote:
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So why do you do it?
I would vote for Filth Row Center, but she is no lady.

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Korny Kat wrote:
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Iron Man?
HA!
More like "Flaccid Man" these days, he is!
Stop talking to your hand and get back in the game.

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just_ola wrote:
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You are fast becoming one of my fav posters!!!
It's all in the wrist, my dear Ola!

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Some Nutjob wrote:
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Stop talking to your hand and get back in the game.
See post above Nutjob!

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Korny Kat wrote:
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See post above Nutjob!
Face it KK.

I make you wet. And you like it.

That's why you won't talk to your hand in front of me.

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Face it KK.
I make you wet. And you like it.
That's why you won't talk to your hand in front of me.
Wet with tears of laughter!

I can't talk to my hands right now - they're too busy working on this one-piece puzzle I got from the dollar store.

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Korny Kat wrote:
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Wet with tears of laughter!
I can't talk to my hands right now - they're too busy working on this one-piece puzzle I got from the dollar store.
See I didn't lie. Affirmation.

If it's like a Salvation Army Pot and there's only one slot and you only have a dollar... Do you need help solving it Dearheart?

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See I didn't lie. Affirmation.
If it's like a Salvation Army Pot and there's only one slot and you only have a dollar... Do you need help solving it Dearheart?
Oh you knew her too? The townsfolk used to talk about ol' One Dollar-One Slot all the time.

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Korny Kat wrote:
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Oh you knew her too? The townsfolk used to talk about ol' One Dollar-One Slot all the time.
We gonna dance all night?

I put out on the first date.

So just kiss me and get it over with.

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