finish the sentence.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3096 May 26, 2013
Gunner wrote:
Kitty Litter Mountain Range. It was great! There were nuggets lying all over the ground! You didn't even have to dig for them! So we gathered all we could and while our backs were turned when they took us to PF Changs, Vee took every one of them. Some are still in her moustache to this day. That was a wasted trip, as we all...
might have thought ...

UNTIL, enexpectedly, the Angel appeared
the AND guided
us  ALL to....

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#3097 May 26, 2013
Boone's Farm wine country where Blue Nun was also avail. The day trippers only wanted grape Koolaid and so the packages were hunted down and over ice, people sat on the porch of Cook's Illustrated and drank the sweet nectars of the Kool Aid Man. Everyone was invited into the Cook's Country kitchen for free cooking lessons and then taken on a hay ride. It was not called Hay ride anymore, they changed it to HIGH ride because...

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3098 May 27, 2013
Vee wrote:
Boone's Farm wine country where Blue Nun was also avail. The day trippers only wanted grape Koolaid and so the packages were hunted down and over ice, people sat on the porch of Cook's Illustrated and drank the sweet nectars of the Kool Aid Man. Everyone was invited into the Cook's Country kitchen for free cooking lessons and then taken on a hay ride. It was not called Hay ride anymore, they changed it to HIGH ride because...
It was found, by accident,
that some folks were secretly sniffing ole
GranPa Joe's lavender furniture polish,
he kept in a press along with his ...

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#3099 May 27, 2013
Root Beer candy because the smell of root beer...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#3100 May 27, 2013
makes his mouth water, but the smell of furniture polish...

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#3101 May 27, 2013
forced him to take a PLEDGE...
Grace Nerissa

Ireland

#3102 May 27, 2013
Vee wrote:
forced him to take a PLEDGE...
To try all other types of polish ..
Including ..mail varnish ..
Window cleaners and
the intoxicating fumes
from church candles ..
especiallly the long burning ones that...

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#3103 May 28, 2013
keep burning for days, and the virtual ones that burn incessantly, but the one thing that really rocked his world was...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#3104 May 28, 2013
Vee wrote:
keep burning for days, and the virtual ones that burn incessantly, but the one thing that really rocked his world was...
...the music of The HIPPIE FLOWER POWER ROCKERS!!!

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#3105 May 28, 2013
that always smiled and gave the peace sign, and drove that Volkswagon bus with Flower Power etched all over it. No one knows this, but Grace and El were both flower children in the sixties and they made their local newspapers for...
bravobravo9

Bettendorf, IA

#3106 May 28, 2013
For peeing outsidr the bus and giving the peace sign to sheriffs deputy

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#3107 May 28, 2013
who smiled sweetly and trotted over to take a whiz with them.

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Camden, NY

#3108 May 29, 2013
and replied to them......it's always nice hanging out with you guys but when we are done I will have......

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#3109 Jun 1, 2013
pappy72 wrote:
and replied to them......it's always nice hanging out with you guys but when we are done I will have......
To report our actions here to the cops..
Because ...

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#3110 Jun 1, 2013
I was promised free tickets to the Policeman's Ball if I could turn anyone in that was found to be peeking into the bedroom of the white house. I saw a fashion designer doing just that, to get the patterns for Michelle's night gowns so he could patent them as his own...

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#3111 Jun 3, 2013
Vee wrote:
I was promised free tickets to the Policeman's Ball if I could turn anyone in that was found to be peeking into the bedroom of the white house. I saw a fashion designer doing just that, to get the patterns for Michelle's night gowns so he could patent them as his own...
which is very serious, as, this could end up an international
incident, as, if Barack got lonely, and a little forgetful,
he might accidentally make a grab at some
unsuspecting young woman's petticoat, thinking...

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#3112 Jun 3, 2013
he was petting his fluffy dog. He was seen by body guards walking his dog eaqrly in the morning the other day, around 3AM, letting the dog christen the bushes and when one secret service employee snapped a picture on their smart phone...

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Since: Jan 12

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#3113 Jun 3, 2013
but that was no ordinary dog, he was on a secret mission and cats were closing in on the target as he peed defenselessly and thinking to himself "That blasted cup of coffee!!! I'll never..."

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#3114 Jun 3, 2013
trust liquids again when my presence is so important in the Oval office. On the agenda was several things that needed answers,like why Eric Holder and Steadman Graham look like twins, who put the Bop in the bop she bop she bop, and what the hell happened to Paul Anka now looking like a bad canker...

“Towards Spring”

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Since: Dec 06

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#3115 Jun 4, 2013
Vee wrote:
trust liquids again when my presence is so important in the Oval office. On the agenda was several things that needed answers,like why Eric Holder and Steadman Graham look like twins, who put the Bop in the bop she bop she bop, and what the hell happened to Paul Anka now looking like a bad canker...
In the meantime you had Bil Clinton
knocking at the back window of the pokey hole
in the 'White House' basement, where
Barack keeps his golf clubs;

Bill wanted to know where Monica Lewinsky was,
added he needed more pep in his step adnd
wondered if ....

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