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which all had banana seats covered in blue suede. The patrons were annoyed because the Elvis theme was over done and they elected Grace Nerissa to come up with another creative idea, using the St Patrick's Day theme. She had everyone drop their ideas into a hige Leprechan hat and the person to draw the name for her designer assistant was El Rigby.
who, unfortunately, had a fall and hurt her
toe, so in the nick of time,
Dennie Crane stepped in..
all guns blazing, he was immediately
disqualified, oddly! not for his blazing guns,
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was dead. That type of thing was always disqualified by any judges in a contest and so now they had to search for a judge that was bright eyed and bushy tailed. Rumor has it that the new pope wanted to be involved in everything to do with human contact and so...

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was dead. That type of thing was always disqualified by any judges in a contest and so now they had to search for a judge that was bright eyed and bushy tailed. Rumor has it that the new pope wanted to be involved in everything to do with human contact and so...
He jumped on his bike and 'flew'
zig-zagging
through the back streets of Rome;

the cops tailed him all the way..
and eventually caught up with him ..
and said >

"Hey U, Francis!..

Now that you have been voted TOP BOD!!
try an have a little more class;

start, by removing those bicycle clips from
your pants legs, and ....."

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Mar 16, 2013
 
stop idolizing that TV show House. Hugh Laurie might be a vatican favorite, but the best show was St Elsewhere and you can catch up on the old shows by going to HULU. You will see how George Clooney got his start, and a very young Howie Mandel. We think it is great that when they ring your doorbell it plays the theme of Bonanza, but maybe...

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stop idolizing that TV show House. Hugh Laurie might be a vatican favorite, but the best show was St Elsewhere and you can catch up on the old shows by going to HULU. You will see how George Clooney got his start, and a very young Howie Mandel. We think it is great that when they ring your doorbell it plays the theme of Bonanza, but maybe...
with the help from Barney and his one bullet help could come from Aunt Bea in Mayberry if only.....

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with the help from Barney and his one bullet help could come from Aunt Bea in Mayberry if only.....
You play 'George Michael'
on your old fashioned turn table!

and .......

NO, don't you mind if they accuse you of
being 'gay' as... they go after ALL newcomers..
so...

just remember this....

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<quoted text>You play 'George Michael'
on your old fashioned turn table!

and .......

NO, don't you mind if they accuse you of
being 'gay' as... they go after ALL newcomers..
so...

just remember this....
" don't let anyone touch, look, or think about the family jewels because......

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" don't let anyone touch, look, or think about the family jewels because......
they will always serve as your passport to....

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Mar 16, 2013
 
the world of family Jewels on E Bay. You can now sell them to the highest bidder or buy a pair for a eunich. Since we can cut long hair now and make it into wigs for kids battling cancer, we can buy celebrity jewels for the fraction of the cost, sell, or trade. The bigger ones go for more money and respectfully,

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the world of family Jewels on E Bay. You can now sell them to the highest bidder or buy a pair for a eunich. Since we can cut long hair now and make it into wigs for kids battling cancer, we can buy celebrity jewels for the fraction of the cost, sell, or trade. The bigger ones go for more money and respectfully,
that also applies to those from politicians, as they have not been used, and....

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<quoted text>that also applies to those from politicians, as they have not been used, and....
are hidden from the IRS. So to sell or buy must be done on the black market. It really all makes sense because......

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are hidden from the IRS. So to sell or buy must be done on the black market. It really all makes sense because......
some folks just haven't the BALLs to do it..
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and then there are close who think every man made ball in existence should fetch a hefty amount of money. Tennis Balls, soccer balls, golf balls, footballs, everyone wants their share of the allotment, and so there was a compromise handed down by the judges, who were going NUTS...

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and then there are close who think every man made ball in existence should fetch a hefty amount of money. Tennis Balls, soccer balls, golf balls, footballs, everyone wants their share of the allotment, and so there was a compromise handed down by the judges, who were going NUTS...
Testifying for the urologist who couldn't seem to find a good place to insert his scope thingy but managed to find his bottle of gin under.....

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Mar 17, 2013
 
the Giddeon's bible according to the song Rocky Raccoon. He was stinking of gin. Reminds me of the old West where drink was over flowing and horse troughs...

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the Giddeon's bible according to the song Rocky Raccoon. He was stinking of gin. Reminds me of the old West where drink was over flowing and horse troughs...
were plentiful. Yes indeedy, that was the good ole days. Not like today with all the......

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disrespect, mayhem ande chaos that we have to witness today. I want to experience what it is like to live in the days of Bonanza, or the Big Valley even if life expectancy was shorter. No gas prices to contend with, no political parties, just sheriffs and marshalls wearing a tin star. What would they think if they had to live in this era today and have to do more then answer the bell for dinner at the farm house? The answer is blowing in the...

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were plentiful. Yes indeedy, that was the good ole days. Not like today with all the......
'tablets' you have to take...
not like olden times, when they could be swallowed
with a drop of water,
but, since an 1Pad tablet is too big to swallow(:
..it is recommended that ....

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'tablets' you have to take...
not like olden times, when they could be swallowed
with a drop of water,
but, since an 1Pad tablet is too big to swallow(:
..it is recommended that ....
a glass of whiskey, preferably Irish..
will help the ...
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Grace Nerissa wrote:
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a glass of whiskey, preferably Irish..
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medicine go down,just a spoonful..

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