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and keeps the thread pulsating with ideas and

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a refreshing look at everything with a delightful opinion that just moves you slightly without getting in your face about it. I think she is great at getting people to be on her side in a subliminal sort of way.
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That sometimes leaves enough room for adventure of like the botched murder of...

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Humpty Dumpty and a plateful of soldiers... the tomato ketchup was everywhere and...

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[Off Topic for a min]

Beatles: Vee: and Quite Crazy..

only found all these lovely
compliments just NOW

Why THANKS...

well the thread wouldn't be any good were it not
for folks like YOU:)

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Stocking wrote:
Humpty Dumpty and a plateful of soldiers... the tomato ketchup was everywhere and...
what's more his Mom had to take him to
the hospital, try and put Humpty together again;

Humpty was delighted
when the Dr told him he was a good egg!

because when younger he was always a little shy,
kinda afraid to come out of
his shell!! probably due to the fact, that...

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>what's more his Mom had to take him to
the hospital, try and put Humpty together again;

Humpty was delighted
when the Dr told him he was a good egg!

because when younger he was always a little shy,
kinda afraid to come out of
his shell!! probably due to the fact, that...
He had experimented with drugs and his brains were a little fried and scrambled but he ......
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He had experimented with drugs and his brains were a little fried and scrambled but he ......
had his buddies, the soldiers, that followed him everywhere he went until they met their greatest trial...

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<quoted text>had his buddies, the soldiers, that followed him everywhere he went until they met their greatest trial...
when they met up with the big, bad Wolfe that was RAVENOUS after being on Jenny Craig for 6 months....
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when they met up with the big, bad Wolfe that was RAVENOUS after being on Jenny Craig for 6 months....
months that crawled by at first then sped up like lightning when it'd watch that hunk from the fire station across the street wash the fire engines in a white tank and those tight navy blue pants it just made that Wolfe go faster on that...

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premise that there will always be an all out war on whether Hanes, Jockeys, or Fruit Of The Loom is the better sex appeal brand. For women we have those Love Pats and Lollipop undies, and naturally we would look sexy in a damn yo yo string, but men are different in that they are ugly naked, and need to appear to have that macho masculine look...

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of boxers, wrestlers, weight-lifters, strong-men or weak-men on steroids sat behind a computer with a photo-enhancing program and...

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Stocking wrote:
of boxers, wrestlers, weight-lifters, strong-men or weak-men on steroids sat behind a computer with a photo-enhancing program and...
.redid their high school graduation photo image and enhanced it as a body builder.

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which back-fired as was then asked to participate in the World body builders annual competition which was being held at the same time, and same venue, as the forthcoming high school reunion; the only solution was...

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to put on a Hawaiian Luau, and have both sexes wear tutus and hula to all of Don Ho's music, and the bravest in the crowd would walk through fire while they used the Tueti...

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We should teach them about condoms.

Whatever happened to...

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Feb 5, 2013
 
Whatever happened to..., normal pricing for...

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Whatever happened to..., normal pricing for...
these birth control thingies..
I mean to say ..
WHO would have thought!.....

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thst something called a Pessery would wind up inside the cavity of a woman or that mesh thingie...

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Just crazy I tell 'ya

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