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SLY WEST Level 8 Since: Jul 11 4,327 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2932 Jan 19, 2013 Jack be nimble because he wasn't so quick after all as his pants burned and scorched his......
pappy72 Level 1 Since: Feb 10 504 Palm Bay, FL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2933 Jan 19, 2013 SLY WEST wrote: Jack be nimble because he wasn't so quick after all as his pants burned and scorched his...... Green eggs and ham. He swore to himself and.....
Cyan in CA “Dreams of Positano” Level 8 Since: May 12 6,341 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2934 Jan 19, 2013 SLY WEST wrote: Jack be nimble because he wasn't so quick after all as his pants burned and scorched his...... toes right off, rendering him unable to begin his lifelong search for Humpty Dumpty's egg whisk, that...
SLY WEST Level 8 Since: Jul 11 4,327 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2935 Jan 19, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 1 All the kings men stole after turning poor humpty in to a western omelet which thsy shared with...
PESCreate “Just a lil' humor there.....” Since: Sep 12 7,175 OR NOT .... <[;-)	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2936 Jan 19, 2013 ... all the kings favorite lil' queens helpers and maidens with feathers in hand anticipating the ...
Vee “Man Of Every Hour” Since: Dec 06 37,348 Suffolk County Long island	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2937 Jan 20, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 mother goose stories that were going to be read right outside the home of Grace Nerissa and she was going to supply all the people with...
Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,608 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2938 Jan 20, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 PESCreate wrote: ... all the kings favorite lil' queens helpers and maidens with feathers in hand anticipating the ... monetary rise in their pay packets at the end of the week, but, as THE KING wasn't too knowledgeable about matters financial.. and so...
Vee “Man Of Every Hour” Since: Dec 06 37,348 Suffolk County Long island	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2939 Jan 21, 2013 Judged: 1 we checked with the Queen Of Hearts and her answer might astound everyone reading this but what she whispered after she had a sandwich made of Garlic and Onions was...

Colorado Chick “It's A New Dawn” Level 8 Since: Mar 11 28,428 Rockin' USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2940 Jan 21, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 Vee wrote: we checked with the Queen Of Hearts and her answer might astound everyone reading this but what she whispered after she had a sandwich made of Garlic and Onions was... BRING ON any plague my defense immune system is in full action...TRIAL RUN..invite Pixie _V.to dinner.. See if she nibbles on my neck..
pat AOL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2941 Jan 21, 2013 Vee wrote: we checked with the Queen Of Hearts and her answer might astound everyone reading this but what she whispered after she had a sandwich made of Garlic and Onions was... Quick! Get me some breath mints before......
Cyan in CA “Dreams of Positano” Level 8 Since: May 12 6,341 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2942 Jan 22, 2013 Judged: 1 1 1 pat wrote: <quoted text> Quick! Get me some breath mints before...... anybody tries to kiss me or I will surely be dethroned, and maybe even beheaded, because..
Taffy Frisco, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2943 Jan 22, 2013 Cyan in CA wrote: <quoted text>anybody tries to kiss me or I will surely be dethroned, and maybe even beheaded, because.. although my breath reeked, I was so into getting in on with Sir Lancelot, when my corset.....
Vee “Man Of Every Hour” Since: Dec 06 37,348 Suffolk County Long island	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2944 Jan 22, 2013 stays in the back locked up and they had to use a circular saw to cut me out of it. It was so exhausting for me that I needed to sit down and watch Shirley Temple in little Miss Marker. It so fascinated me when the bad ass who caused her to fall off the horse had to donate blood to save her. When he announced "I've got good blood," it was then that...
Grace Nerissa Dublin, Ireland	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2945 Jan 23, 2013 Vee wrote: stays in the back locked up and they had to use a circular saw to cut me out of it. It was so exhausting for me that I needed to sit down and watch Shirley Temple in little Miss Marker. It so fascinated me when the bad ass who caused her to fall off the horse had to donate blood to save her. When he announced "I've got good blood," it was then that... Count Dracula tuned in and began sniffing around - NO ONE dreamed he'd show up in the year 2013 .. ..but ...
beatlesinthebog Auckland, New Zealand	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2946 Jan 23, 2013 Grace Nerissa wrote: <quoted text> Count Dracula tuned in and began sniffing around - NO ONE dreamed he'd show up in the year 2013 .. ..but ... where there's a fang there's a way..
Vee “Man Of Every Hour” Since: Dec 06 37,348 Suffolk County Long island	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2947 Jan 23, 2013 Where there's a weight watcher meeting, there is always a weigh-in and they are better then the TV show the biggest loser, too much drams, and they seem to torture the contestants. The victims will do anything to get free weight reduction help, and to allow themselves to be humiliated like that is just as bad as people pretending that Honey Boo Boo is not just trailer trash for the people who have dumbed down.
beatlesinthebog Auckland, New Zealand	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2948 Jan 24, 2013 on the corner,out on the street
Vee “Man Of Every Hour” Since: Dec 06 37,348 Suffolk County Long island	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2949 Jan 24, 2013 kids are missing out on knowing how to play stick ball, stoop ball, Skelly, Ringolevio, Red Light, Green Light, Simon says, and roller skating with skates that had keys.
Taffy Frisco, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2951 Jan 24, 2013 This is not the same world we lived in when we were kids. I am still amazed....
Donzie Hopkinsville, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2952 Jan 24, 2013 ...by the power within each of us.Each day we awake with...
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