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“May time”

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They were Playing Xbox. While drinking...
Tequila and singing 60's songs,
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"I CAN SEE FOR MILES" by 'The Who'
despite being p*ssd outta their heads .. and
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the heavy fog that appeared before their eyes, until they realized that they were out in the street in the middle of downtown Abby so...

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their neighbor's second cousin's grand niece that lives in Manhatten, and drives an old Studebaker, and works in an underwear factory, decided to...

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Light fireworks thus setting the factory....
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Light fireworks thus setting the factory....
a blaze, but her ex- boyfriends fathers cousin on his mothers side was a firefighter and.....

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Jan 10, 2013
 
he donned his gear, jumped into his firetruck, picked up his dry cleaning, zoomed through the Starbucks drive-thru for a venti, nonfat, extra hot, double shot latte, then heroically headed directly to the underwear factory..

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There! Up in the sky! Is it a bird, a plane? NOOOO it is bits and pieces of super charged and burned and singed underwear taking to the sky. Check out that bustier and corsett, as you can almost here madonna singing like a virgin...
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There! Up in the sky! Is it a bird, a plane? NOOOO it is bits and pieces of super charged and burned and singed underwear taking to the sky. Check out that bustier and corsett, as you can almost here madonna singing like a virgin...
for the very first time, like a viirrrgin. Ooppss stated the fireman as he take a big gulp of his coffee and a large pair of charred granny panties landed on his face, he proceeds to......

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<quoted text>for the very first time, like a viirrrgin. Ooppss stated the fireman as he take a big gulp of his coffee and a large pair of charred granny panties landed on his face, he proceeds to......
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be blinded by the panties and ran crazily into the fire, screaming Geronimo....
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Jan 10, 2013
 
as loud as he could.Suddenly out of the blue...
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Jan 10, 2013
 
"I'm here to save the day", but unfortunately having inhaled massive amouts of black smoke, which has now made him delusional, and the charred granny panties remain on his face, he starts to yell, "My eyes.. My eyes..I can't see, I've gone blind". Your not going to believe what happens next.....

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Jan 10, 2013
 
but loud music began to play Hermans Hermits tunes and people ran out of their homes, joined hands and played ring around the rosie.

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but loud music began to play Hermans Hermits tunes and people ran out of their homes, joined hands and played ring around the rosie.
A pocket full of posie. Not knowing if a posie would fit in my pocket, I proceeded to.....

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A pocket full of posie. Not knowing if a posie would fit in my pocket, I proceeded to.....
pin it on my hair instead, but a bird on a tree, with
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Jan 11, 2013
 
swoop down and rip it off my head. Unfortunately he grabbed my toupee with it and drastic times call for drastic measures and so I proceeded to...
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Jan 11, 2013
 
pluck the chicken feathers and apply them to my head, but wouldn't you know.....
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Jan 11, 2013
 
that I completely bald and that there is nothing for those feathers to hold onto. So I applied a special adhesive and began to truly become one with my ancient ancestral background. The black and red war paint was on my face and I began to chant my name...

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that I completely bald and that there is nothing for those feathers to hold onto. So I applied a special adhesive and began to truly become one with my ancient ancestral background. The black and red war paint was on my face and I began to chant my name...
Kon Kiki which means person with no hair so I started the rare jungle dance and.....
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Jan 11, 2013
 
Started to shake my booty, shake shake shake to the rhythm. I was feeling so.....
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Jan 12, 2013
 
Aroused that I slumped down behind some hedges where I proceeded to ....

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