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Dec 29, 2012
 
Douche nozzle. She super sad cause it was her most favourite one. But just than

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Emmett Kelly JR appeared out of no where in his clown suit. He making baloon animals and Lucy wanted one of a pink flamingo. He began twisting and turning a pink balloon...

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Dec 30, 2012
 
into a lasso, and then lassoed Lucy, sweeping her off of her feet and hurling her into outer space...

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Dec 31, 2012
 
Lucy enjoyed the wind whipping through her hair and through her nostrils, as the wind velocity spread her nostrils so wide open she was able to allow TV watchers on earth who still used rabbit ears, to have the best reception ever. When she met up with the man in the moon...

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Dec 31, 2012
 
They had a green cheese sandwich and ran off to.....

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Dec 31, 2012
 
Green Gables and we return to those thrilling days of yesteryear...

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Dec 31, 2012
 
Our own lasalle ran great, thoae were the days!

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Jan 2, 2013
 
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Our own lasalle ran great, thoae were the days!
'my friends, we thought they'd never end'
but, alas.......

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Jan 2, 2013
 
we sang and danced forever and a day..

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Jan 2, 2013
 
We lived the life we choose, and thought we'd never loose...
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We lived the life we choose, and thought we'd never loose...
because of all the booze that did come in two's......

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two's are terrible. Just ask anyone who has a two year old.

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two's are terrible. Just ask anyone who has a two year old.
what time they wake in the morning...
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#2859
Jan 3, 2013
 
everything and they throw the most embarassing tantrums. They like to save it up for when you are out in public so people think you are Mommy Dearest. I think thisd would be a great way for adults to express themselbes. If more people do this it will catch on, imagine OBAM throwing himself on the floor and demonstrating how it works right smack dab in the middle of the oval office floor. Dog mimicking him...

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everything and they throw the most embarassing tantrums. They like to save it up for when you are out in public so people think you are Mommy Dearest. I think thisd would be a great way for adults to express themselbes. If more people do this it will catch on, imagine OBAM throwing himself on the floor and demonstrating how it works right smack dab in the middle of the oval office floor. Dog mimicking him...
like this> lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Away to get immediate attention. I really never thought.....
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Jan 7, 2013
 
that I would be so blessed.Ilook around and...

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Jan 7, 2013
 
Donzie wrote:
that I would be so blessed.Ilook around and...
see, on a daily basis, others less fortunate..

I have enough to eat, a roof over my
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post on TOPIX..
well! WHAT more can.....

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Jan 7, 2013
 
anyone ask for, except a blow up doll of Dennis Farina. Then I would have everything anyone could hope for. Even better, him standing at my front door...
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Jan 7, 2013
 
Gazing down into my query eyes, just wanting to.....

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