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“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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Dec 18, 2012
 
judgemental thoughts toward people who think this wonderful drug is wrong. I will call myself enlightened and

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I fish wrote:
judgemental thoughts toward people who think this wonderful drug is wrong. I will call myself enlightened and
therefore, I will go to churche: mosque: and every synagogue,
and spread the word, so that...

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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Dec 19, 2012
 
later I can give lectues in a left-wing classroom about how the phrase 'a truth' is more correct than 'The Truth'. I have mine and they
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Dec 19, 2012
 
I fish wrote:
later I can give lectues in a left-wing classroom about how the phrase 'a truth' is more correct than 'The Truth'. I have mine and they
have theirs, but I really want it all! Yes, the entire thing! So, this is what I'm going to do....

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have theirs, but I really want it all! Yes, the entire thing! So, this is what I'm going to do....
I'll strip naked and run down
the street of a busy Parisian boulevard,
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Dec 19, 2012
 
that our bloomers can raise eyebrows just like anywhere else, especially those that leave little to the imagination...

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Dec 19, 2012
 
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that our bloomers can raise eyebrows just like anywhere else, especially those that leave little to the imagination...
of costly weavers employed by the Emporer. In truth they were upset when a young child shouted, in a loud voice,'the emporer is naked'...what should be done with someone who states THE

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obvious but sometimes the obvious is NOT SO obvious as people who appear naked can be wearing a flesh-colored body stocking. Sort of like David Copperfield and his illusions...
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Dec 19, 2012
 
of fame, money, and popularity. Now the real genius is.....

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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about life in the big city and childhood friends? Sometimes...
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Dec 19, 2012
 
I reflect and wonder what they are doing or have become. Also,

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Dec 19, 2012
 
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I reflect and wonder what they are doing or have become. Also,
. If they are still living on the same street they grew up on and..
WHY?
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<quoted text>. If they are still living on the same street they grew up on and..
WHY?
on earth would anyone run around naked in December,
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Dec 20, 2012
 
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>on earth would anyone run around naked in December,
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nipple frost bite. I just can't comprehend. It's just to cold to.....

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Dec 20, 2012
 
allow any part of the body to get frostbite. Who wants a frozen hickey?

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allow any part of the body to get frostbite. Who wants a frozen hickey?
Or.. WORSE still.. O! LORD!, come to think of it..
a frozen...

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TONGUE!! So remember to NEVER lick a car bumper or you might just rip your...
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Dec 20, 2012
 
POPSICLE! Would your mouth and tongue get stuck like in a Christmas story?... I wonder...

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a hole in the knee of your jeans. It's best to use the car-wash that has been locally provided by the good

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