Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2663 Dec 11, 2012
due to the fire ants that kept invading her grits....

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#2664 Dec 11, 2012
Vee wrote:
due to the fire ants that kept invading her grits....
and possum pie.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#2665 Dec 11, 2012
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
<quoted text>and possum pie.
She had a difficult time focusing which caused her to.....

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2666 Dec 12, 2012
Taffy wrote:
<quoted text>
She had a difficult time focusing which caused her to.....
stand on her head and look at things from another
perspective, which made all the difference, because.......

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2667 Dec 12, 2012
Now she could see things from a whole new perspective and even though the blood was rushing to her head and her feet were tingling...

Level 2

Since: Dec 12

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#2668 Dec 12, 2012
she leapt onto the table then Starsky and Hutch screamed like diva's from VH1 fighting over a solo.
Level 6

Since: Jan 12

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#2669 Dec 12, 2012
Her old hands were wrinkled and dirty but as swiftly as she scooped up the little kitten during their boisterous complaint to the waiter, a raging chef, as an embarassed Major D explained why the "woman," as they referred to her with disdain, she coughed and as she hunched over she slid the plate into her cart and began to yell, "You've..
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

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#2670 Dec 12, 2012
You've got the latest Wii/Nintendo/X-box/Blackberry/ Android 5/i-pad mini and the complete set of Mister Men/Little Miss characters! this changes everything, why didn't you tell me! was it because...

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#2671 Dec 12, 2012
Stocking wrote:
You've got the latest Wii/Nintendo/X-box/Blackberry/ Android 5/i-pad mini and the complete set of Mister Men/Little Miss characters! this changes everything, why didn't you tell me! was it because...
I told you the cookies tasted a little burnt or that I didn't agree about buying forty jumpropes just because they were on sale or because I ignored you last saturday or because I mocked you being afraid of my driving because you're the scary driver or because I didn't take the trash out that one time or because I...nevermind. I want to hear...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2672 Dec 12, 2012
some positive re-enforcement...
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#2673 Dec 12, 2012
Before I go Lindsey Lohan on you! Keep it up, I dare you to.....

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#2674 Dec 12, 2012
Taffy wrote:
Before I go Lindsey Lohan on you! Keep it up, I dare you to.....
accuse me of the time I stepped on your foot on purpose to see how you react to a direct attack on your person. Because it was right after you
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#2675 Dec 12, 2012
I fish wrote:
<quoted text>accuse me of the time I stepped on your foot on purpose to see how you react to a direct attack on your person. Because it was right after you
told me you were pregnant with my best friend's Uncles brothers nephews baby!! That just made me feel...

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#2676 Dec 12, 2012
Taffy wrote:
<quoted text>
told me you were pregnant with my best friend's Uncles brothers nephews baby!! That just made me feel...
like you were never going to actually say my name. You do remember
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#2677 Dec 12, 2012
I fish wrote:
<quoted text>like you were never going to actually say my name. You do remember
my name, right? RIGHT? You sawed off wannabe be piece of lillabelly lower than a snakes butt......

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2678 Dec 13, 2012
who incidently went in for a butt alignment...

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#2679 Dec 13, 2012
Vee wrote:
who incidently went in for a butt alignment...
and didn't have to wait.
They let snakes in first at some hospitals which is actually...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2680 Dec 13, 2012
giving a lot of patients hissssssssing fits and so to make everything fair and square...
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#2681 Dec 13, 2012
they now have allowed everyone to bring just one

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#2682 Dec 14, 2012
Of the seven dwarfs and the head nurse brought in Sickly to cheer up the.....

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