Taffy

Arlington, TX

#2640 Dec 10, 2012
his flawless skin and brilliant smile. How could this be possible? How could
this.......

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#2641 Dec 10, 2012
...possibly happen in the men's room - while wearing a stranger's underwear? You just can't make sh1t like this up...

Level 2

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#2642 Dec 10, 2012
regardless Rip Van Wrinkle pulled up his breeches and clipped his suspenders. The janitor only stared in awe, "Two inches from the floor!?!"

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#2643 Dec 10, 2012
Watermarkwwwwwwww wrote:
regardless Rip Van Wrinkle pulled up his breeches and clipped his suspenders. The janitor only stared in awe, "Two inches from the floor!?!"
was one of the seven dwarfs, Poopy, who laughed and ran out the.....

“.May the odds be ever with you”

Level 7

Since: Jul 12

United States

#2645 Dec 10, 2012
ran out of sight, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#2646 Dec 10, 2012
The next day, waking to find a mop and underwear beside him on the bed...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2648 Dec 10, 2012
saw the cable guy outside his window digging up his neighbor's lawn and using a metal detector to search for precious metal.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#2649 Dec 10, 2012
Vee wrote:
saw the cable guy outside his window digging up his neighbor's lawn and using a metal detector to search for precious metal.
He jumps out of bed and starts to shriek, "Oh dear Lord! He can't find it! I buried it many moons ago! He just can't find the.....

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2650 Dec 10, 2012
nose hairs I clipped and preserved in that bottle of formaldehyde...

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#2651 Dec 10, 2012
1959 Edsel station wagon..

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#2652 Dec 10, 2012
in order to serve it to a very special guest one day, who is fond of exotic beverages like
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#2653 Dec 11, 2012
...formaldehyde fusion, nose-hair nostrils, and let's not forget the most famous one, red kool-aid. But after just taking one sip.......

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2654 Dec 11, 2012
I fish wrote:
in order to serve it to a very special guest one day, who is fond of exotic beverages like
'Irish Mist' a mighty liquor that would guarantee .......

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2656 Dec 11, 2012
Starsky And Hutch, and dining at the table will also be...

Level 2

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#2657 Dec 11, 2012
Vee wrote:
Starsky And Hutch, and dining at the table will also be...
a cantankerous filthy old bag lady resting with an empty coffee can, a cart full of pasty mucky stuffed animals, an assortment of empty bottles and cans, newspapers, magazines, and scrunched between a tattered worn quilt was a kitten's black face resting on two small fluffy white paws.

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2658 Dec 11, 2012
who answered to the name of...

“.May the odds be ever with you”

Level 7

Since: Jul 12

United States

#2659 Dec 11, 2012
Honey Boo Boo and likes to eat

Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#2660 Dec 11, 2012
katniss 641 wrote:
Honey Boo Boo and likes to eat
Fancy Feast with a side of warm milk but her bag lady can't afford it but Starsky and Hutch's freshly served raw steak is looking temptingly mouth watering

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2661 Dec 11, 2012
but little did anyone know that the steak was actually filet of sole of shoes, and the soles came from the shoes of...
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#2662 Dec 11, 2012
a troupe of riverdancers, and when eaten Honey BooBoo just couldn't keep still...

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