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Dec 10, 2012
 
his flawless skin and brilliant smile. How could this be possible? How could
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...possibly happen in the men's room - while wearing a stranger's underwear? You just can't make sh1t like this up...

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#2642
Dec 10, 2012
 
regardless Rip Van Wrinkle pulled up his breeches and clipped his suspenders. The janitor only stared in awe, "Two inches from the floor!?!"

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Dec 10, 2012
 
Watermarkwwwwwwww wrote:
regardless Rip Van Wrinkle pulled up his breeches and clipped his suspenders. The janitor only stared in awe, "Two inches from the floor!?!"
was one of the seven dwarfs, Poopy, who laughed and ran out the.....

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#2645
Dec 10, 2012
 
ran out of sight, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
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Dec 10, 2012
 
The next day, waking to find a mop and underwear beside him on the bed...

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#2648
Dec 10, 2012
 
saw the cable guy outside his window digging up his neighbor's lawn and using a metal detector to search for precious metal.
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Dec 10, 2012
 
Vee wrote:
saw the cable guy outside his window digging up his neighbor's lawn and using a metal detector to search for precious metal.
He jumps out of bed and starts to shriek, "Oh dear Lord! He can't find it! I buried it many moons ago! He just can't find the.....

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nose hairs I clipped and preserved in that bottle of formaldehyde...

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Dec 10, 2012
 
in order to serve it to a very special guest one day, who is fond of exotic beverages like
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#2653
Dec 11, 2012
 
...formaldehyde fusion, nose-hair nostrils, and let's not forget the most famous one, red kool-aid. But after just taking one sip.......

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Dec 11, 2012
 
I fish wrote:
in order to serve it to a very special guest one day, who is fond of exotic beverages like
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Dec 11, 2012
 
Starsky And Hutch, and dining at the table will also be...

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Starsky And Hutch, and dining at the table will also be...
a cantankerous filthy old bag lady resting with an empty coffee can, a cart full of pasty mucky stuffed animals, an assortment of empty bottles and cans, newspapers, magazines, and scrunched between a tattered worn quilt was a kitten's black face resting on two small fluffy white paws.

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who answered to the name of...

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Honey Boo Boo and likes to eat
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Honey Boo Boo and likes to eat
Fancy Feast with a side of warm milk but her bag lady can't afford it but Starsky and Hutch's freshly served raw steak is looking temptingly mouth watering

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Dec 11, 2012
 
but little did anyone know that the steak was actually filet of sole of shoes, and the soles came from the shoes of...
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a troupe of riverdancers, and when eaten Honey BooBoo just couldn't keep still...

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