pat

Passaic, NJ

#2592 Dec 4, 2012
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
realised the expiry date on them had
long since passed;
now, all that remains for me to do is..
to draw up my last WILL and TESTAMENT,
in case .....
my expiration date is coming close.

You know you've over stayed your welcome when...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2593 Dec 4, 2012
the grim reaper sends you a personal invitation in the mail.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

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#2594 Dec 4, 2012
Vee wrote:
the grim reaper sends you a personal invitation in the mail.
and your significant other packs your suitcase..

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#2595 Dec 4, 2012
And sets it on fire and throws it out the window where a dog.....

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2596 Dec 4, 2012
pappy72 wrote:
And sets it on fire and throws it out the window where a dog.....
piddling on the grass verge,
gets stung by a nettle,
and now his master is going to sue the ....

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

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#2597 Dec 4, 2012
Queen nettle in what is the first "STING" operation of its' kind...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2598 Dec 4, 2012
Vee wrote:
Queen nettle in what is the first "STING" operation of its' kind...
. In this type of situation, someone has to be the patsy, so it has begun, but there was a minor...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2599 Dec 5, 2012
who wanted to play a part in the sting operation but he was too young so they got the actual actors from the movie, The Sting, although quite old now..

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#2600 Dec 5, 2012
so it was filmed on location at the Sunny Acres Rest Home, where...

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#2601 Dec 5, 2012
The annual wheelchair championship is held and last years winner received a .....

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2602 Dec 5, 2012
free pair of arch supports, but when they found out his name was NOT ARCHie,

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#2603 Dec 6, 2012
The first prize was downsized to a years supply of Depends and .....

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2604 Dec 6, 2012
pappy72 wrote:
The first prize was downsized to a years supply of Depends and .....
Micky Mouse jigsaw puzzles
for those who .....

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2605 Dec 6, 2012
want to build a better mouse trap...

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#2606 Dec 6, 2012
as they are tired of playing Bingo and having wheelchair races..
wow

Arlington, TX

#2607 Dec 6, 2012
in the dark because no one told them about.....

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2608 Dec 7, 2012
wow wrote:
in the dark because no one told them about.....
recession cutbacks, one being that the electricity would only be available for 30 minutes;

the only one who had a good time in this situation was the
resident ghost,
he being so content in the dark, so therefore,
he was able....

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2609 Dec 7, 2012
to use his Android with glass capacitive screen with just the touch of his
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#2610 Dec 7, 2012
Skeletal finger the room started to shake and everyone started to....

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#2611 Dec 7, 2012
Do the Monster Mash and push their walkers in time with.....

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