finish the sentence.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2553 Nov 22, 2012
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
We'll be another week closer still to the end
of the world which it's said to be
happening in December 2012 ..
and it is also reported that the night before,
all of Topix wil
create 12 more profiles per user, one for being self-righteous, one for being flirtatious, one for being convicting,one for being a clown, one for being a victim, one for being a mother, one for being old, one for being desperate, one for being corrective, one for being "industrious", one for being a stalker, and one

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

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#2554 Nov 22, 2012
flew over the cuckoo's nest....

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2555 Nov 22, 2012
head on into a treetrunk..."Who put that There!!" he shouted as he made his way to the hospital for

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#2556 Nov 24, 2012
I fish wrote:
head on into a treetrunk..."Who put that There!!" he shouted as he made his way to the hospital for
A quick sex change,
but to his amazement ...

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#2557 Nov 24, 2012
the only sex changes granted was being given to people who wanted to change back to their original self. Men wanted to be women again and women wanted to be men again. The only state that was granting these desires was...

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2558 Nov 24, 2012
New Dakota where there's a famous carving of Romeo commiting suicide...
Marci

Roanoke, VA

#2559 Nov 24, 2012
..is an attraction for the morbidly interested and..
Grace Nerissa

Ireland

#2560 Nov 25, 2012
Marci wrote:
..is an attraction for the morbidly interested and..
Insomniacs who wander the streets in the small
Hours hoping to find ...

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2561 Nov 25, 2012
Twinings tea on the black market so they could enjoy a good night's sleep...
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#2562 Nov 25, 2012
without having to calculate their expenses and tax returns before getting up in the morning for another day of

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2563 Nov 25, 2012
dehydration from not drinking enough water and the horrible chemicals in your daily soap and the the fact that winter is a dry season. Although it's perfectly...

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2564 Nov 25, 2012
okay for some to use public facilities and they neglect to wash their hands before exiting

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#2565 Nov 26, 2012
Vee wrote:
okay for some to use public facilities and they neglect to wash their hands before exiting
Happy enough to pass on something like the BUBONIC PLAGUE

that was rife centuries ago...
but Thanks B,

these days with all
these new fashioned anti-bacterial lotions ans potions ......

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#2566 Nov 26, 2012
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Happy enough to pass on something like the BUBONIC PLAGUE
that was rife centuries ago...
but Thanks B,
these days with all
these new fashioned anti-bacterial lotions ans potions ......
everyone knows exactly what to buy their distant relatives for christmas.
For instance
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

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#2567 Nov 26, 2012
you're reassured you'll be receiving the same; could even be the same gift you gave them last year returning back to you; after all it's a form of recycling which...

“Towards Spring”

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Since: Dec 06

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#2568 Nov 26, 2012
Stocking wrote:
you're reassured you'll be receiving the same; could even be the same gift you gave them last year returning back to you; after all it's a form of recycling which...
only makes sense if you buy them
a cheaper gift than they'll buy you,
but, hey, it's Christmas..
so, put your hand in your pocket and
give with goodwill,
because, one of these days ......

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

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#2569 Nov 26, 2012
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>only makes sense if you buy them
a cheaper gift than they'll buy you,
but, hey, it's Christmas..
so, put your hand in your pocket and
give with goodwill,
because, one of these days ......
that same gift may be "re-gifted" back to you! So spend mucho $$$ and be sure it is your size,.....

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2570 Nov 26, 2012
Cyan in CA wrote:
<quoted text>
that same gift may be "re-gifted" back to you! So spend mucho $$$ and be sure it is your size,.....
if you plan on staying the same size of course. Otherwise think about how you'll treat your sincerest New Years resolutions to lose weight, or eat everything in

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#2571 Nov 26, 2012
Sight including that fruit cake that someone gave you two years ago which can be.....

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#2572 Nov 26, 2012
pappy72 wrote:
Sight including that fruit cake that someone gave you two years ago which can be.....
carcinogenic...but since most people have some sort of cancer already what's the idea of wasting an otherwise fine fruitcake made for you by your very own...

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