finish the sentence.

[Vee]

(the)

[Grace Nerissa]

Vee wrote:

(the)

year's end was approaching
and Santa stuck his big red face inb
the WHITE HOUSE window ...
saying

'Jeez Obama, come out here and giv's a hand
with all these Christmas gifts for delivery -

do you think I EVER get fed up running after
spoiled brat KIDS!!!?

God I'm old now, you could make some
effort! like laying on a jumbo jet or something,
dern it, it's 2012! man...
the ole' sleigh IS CREAKING - has been going since
the times of Charles Dickens and before him...

WELL, at least they included me often in their
writings [and so did Grace Nerissa](:
and other writers here -

but YOU NEVER mention my name'

Obama was embarrassed,
as he feebly replied to Santa...

[Cyan in CA]

"I am not qualified," period.

[Vee]

Now my wife, Michelle, I need to ask her if she wants to run for president in four years. If it is good enough for Hillary and Sarah to throw their hats into the ring, then my wife should have that opportunity. Who should I call for advice on this subject? Why, none other then...

[Grace Nerissa]

Vee wrote:

Now my wife, Michelle, I need to ask her if she wants to run for president in four years. If it is good enough for Hillary and Sarah to throw their hats into the ring, then my wife should have that opportunity. Who should I call for advice on this subject? Why, none other then...

Gerry Springer,
he'd be sure to have the top contacts

and attract the best of kind of publicity,
only I must remind my Missus, on no account

to tell SPRINGER
about ........

[Princess Hey]

The Monica Story..

[Vee]

Or what is being stored in some of the closets at the White House. If word got out about that, the scandal would rock...

[Princess Hey]

the nation

[Vee]

which is not a good thing, upsetting the applecart.

[pappy72]

And the nation would grieve as there would be no more Carmel apples unless....

[Cyan in CA]

Nancy Pelosi shared hers..

[Vee]

The only person sharing apples these days are Mrs. Prindable.

[Grace Nerissa]

Vee wrote:

The only person sharing apples these days are Mrs. Prindable.

and many years ago .....

before 'Women's Liberation..'

Adam wanted the apple all for himself

and that's why he called the unsightly
lump in his throat

'Adam's Apple'

but..........

[Vee]

truth be known, the Adam's apple on a female were originally called the..

[Grace Nerissa]

Vee wrote:

truth be known, the Adam's apple on a female were originally called the..

the mystery spot,
as it was much more difficult to see,
especially when ...

[Vee]

some people said it appeared to resemble colors in a kaleidescope and to others it was totally invisible. It was interpreted as to whatever it was perceived it to be, then suddenly...

[Grace Nerissa]

Vee wrote:

some people said it appeared to resemble colors in a kaleidescope and to others it was totally invisible. It was interpreted as to whatever it was perceived it to be, then suddenly...

'SANDY' the super storm threatened to blow SANTA'S sleigh right
out of the sky on Christmas Eve,

SANDY .. in another life had been a wicked witch,
although some would have said she was more of >
'a wicked 'B'itch,

but, as it was, everyone worried about the
children being deprived of toys on Christmas -

but .... JERRY SPRINGER came up with an amazing
idea to stop SANDY in her tracks,

he said that, there was SO much hot air
generated in his shows, he thinks he will
be able to ........

[Vee]

take all the politicians that ran for office during the last 12 years, get them all into a sound-proof,padded room and...

[I fish]

Vee wrote:

take all the politicians that ran for office during the last 12 years, get them all into a sound-proof,padded room and...

allow Constance (who has a wealth of valuable information) to bring in a book to the most apparently-suicidal individual.

[Cyan in CA]

the hot air would generate enough power to light the entire East Coast..