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“Mid Summer Days”

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Vee wrote:
listening to boats passing by, seagulls crying overhead, using your head for their toilet, picking shells, pipers piping along the sand grubbing for worms and with Long Island weather at 55 degrees...
and.. in contrast, the people of
Ireland, experiencing frosty
weather, having their 'assets' frozen(:
a sure sign that ..

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the holidays are on the way and it is time to deck out the double-wide with garlands and lights and start shopping for....

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Cyan in CA wrote:
the holidays are on the way and it is time to deck out the double-wide with garlands and lights and start shopping for....
fat pumpkins.. and ....

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warts for witches that plan to ride shotgun on broomsticks in search of...

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Tri-bats, you know, the tiny bats with 3 wings that are used to.....
need a man

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crawl out of ....

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#2498
Oct 24, 2012
 
caves and witches brew..

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to fly on the bitch seat of the witch's broom and take in the lush scenery.

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Nov 3, 2012
 
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to fly on the bitch seat of the witch's broom and take in the lush scenery.
but,

when Halloween was over - trick & treaters
had gone .. and the wicked witch
disappeared once more... into the dark woods..

thoughts turned to CHRISTMAS..

A blond haired, green eyed beautiful child
of 4, swore she saw ole' Santa polishing
up his bright red sleigh.. preparing

for ********

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delivery of Gas x, Immodium, MOM, and Pepto as Santa was well aware that the gluttons come out on all holidays to gorge themselves on anything that does not walk away from the table. Over eating takes the world by storm and this year he wanted all good, bad (and overstuffed) boys and girls to to have a wonderful holiday,and he is making a special trip to New York/Long Island/and New Jersey this year to deliver cheer and merriment since...

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Nov 5, 2012
 
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delivery of Gas x, Immodium, MOM, and Pepto as Santa was well aware that the gluttons come out on all holidays to gorge themselves on anything that does not walk away from the table. Over eating takes the world by storm and this year he wanted all good, bad (and overstuffed) boys and girls to to have a wonderful holiday,and he is making a special trip to New York/Long Island/and New Jersey this year to deliver cheer and merriment since...
they are in need of joy, optimism and comfort to erase their fears and bring smiles back to their lives...

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and we need to drop poo poo down the chimney of Mother Nature's house, since so many people are displaced because of her, one wonders if Mother Nature is really a mother fu**er or

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Nov 6, 2012
 
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and we need to drop poo poo down the chimney of Mother Nature's house, since so many people are displaced because of her, one wonders if Mother Nature is really a mother fu**er or
just' A LOAD OF HOT AIR'...

Meanwhile, Alice in Wonderland,
who is seldom seen round here now,
came back to watch the election,
she has another big mad hatter's tea
party
arranged for OBAMA when is becomes
President for another term,
she loves OBAMA, because ....

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She wants his dog. She plans to slip into the White House while they have that transitioning party and will take the dog sight unseen. Her dilemna was wondering how she would get the drop on the dog and shove him into the hole. She had no dog biscuits so she planned to use...

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Smile and Shine..

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Nov 6, 2012
 
Food from the kitchen out of the white house!!

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Nov 6, 2012
 
However, rumor has it no one would eat that food, not even the dog. So she opted for plan B which was...

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Nov 6, 2012
 
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However, rumor has it no one would eat that food, not even the dog. So she opted for plan B which was...
To get hold of the Irish Contingent!

[It is known that
Obama is very sentimental about the Irish]

and tell them to fill him with GUINNESS
when he's elected
until he's really P*ssed!!

and then ......

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Nov 6, 2012
 
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However, rumor has it no one would eat that food, not even the dog. So she opted for plan B which was...
to get her own dog and not risk stealing one from the White House. You know, take the responsibility herself, instead of putting her hand out for a free dog....what a concept...

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Nov 6, 2012
 
Cyan in CA wrote:
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to get her own dog and not risk stealing one from the White House. You know, take the responsibility herself, instead of putting her hand out for a free dog....what a concept...
Well .. you know..

whatever about the food at THE WHITE HOUSE
not being so good ..

[according to a poster a few posts up..]

it's dog eat dog ' out there
as Obama learned when canvassing ... when
ROMNEY phoned him two nights ago..

and said .....

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"If I am elected there will be frozen pot pies delivered to every household." Obama said if he was elected, "Chicken in tnhe bread pan, pecking out the dough...

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