“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2492 Oct 23, 2012
Vee wrote:
listening to boats passing by, seagulls crying overhead, using your head for their toilet, picking shells, pipers piping along the sand grubbing for worms and with Long Island weather at 55 degrees...
and.. in contrast, the people of
Ireland, experiencing frosty
weather, having their 'assets' frozen(:
a sure sign that ..

“Passionate Globetrotter”

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Since: May 12

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#2493 Oct 23, 2012
the holidays are on the way and it is time to deck out the double-wide with garlands and lights and start shopping for....

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2494 Oct 23, 2012
Cyan in CA wrote:
the holidays are on the way and it is time to deck out the double-wide with garlands and lights and start shopping for....
fat pumpkins.. and ....

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

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#2495 Oct 23, 2012
warts for witches that plan to ride shotgun on broomsticks in search of...

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#2496 Oct 24, 2012
Tri-bats, you know, the tiny bats with 3 wings that are used to.....
need a man

Buffalo, NY

#2497 Oct 24, 2012
crawl out of ....

“Passionate Globetrotter”

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#2498 Oct 24, 2012
caves and witches brew..

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

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#2499 Oct 24, 2012
to fly on the bitch seat of the witch's broom and take in the lush scenery.

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2500 Nov 3, 2012
Vee wrote:
to fly on the bitch seat of the witch's broom and take in the lush scenery.
but,

when Halloween was over - trick & treaters
had gone .. and the wicked witch
disappeared once more... into the dark woods..

thoughts turned to CHRISTMAS..

A blond haired, green eyed beautiful child
of 4, swore she saw ole' Santa polishing
up his bright red sleigh.. preparing

for ********

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

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#2501 Nov 3, 2012
delivery of Gas x, Immodium, MOM, and Pepto as Santa was well aware that the gluttons come out on all holidays to gorge themselves on anything that does not walk away from the table. Over eating takes the world by storm and this year he wanted all good, bad (and overstuffed) boys and girls to to have a wonderful holiday,and he is making a special trip to New York/Long Island/and New Jersey this year to deliver cheer and merriment since...

“Passionate Globetrotter”

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Since: May 12

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#2502 Nov 5, 2012
Vee wrote:
delivery of Gas x, Immodium, MOM, and Pepto as Santa was well aware that the gluttons come out on all holidays to gorge themselves on anything that does not walk away from the table. Over eating takes the world by storm and this year he wanted all good, bad (and overstuffed) boys and girls to to have a wonderful holiday,and he is making a special trip to New York/Long Island/and New Jersey this year to deliver cheer and merriment since...
they are in need of joy, optimism and comfort to erase their fears and bring smiles back to their lives...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

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#2503 Nov 5, 2012
and we need to drop poo poo down the chimney of Mother Nature's house, since so many people are displaced because of her, one wonders if Mother Nature is really a mother fu**er or

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2504 Nov 6, 2012
Vee wrote:
and we need to drop poo poo down the chimney of Mother Nature's house, since so many people are displaced because of her, one wonders if Mother Nature is really a mother fu**er or
just' A LOAD OF HOT AIR'...

Meanwhile, Alice in Wonderland,
who is seldom seen round here now,
came back to watch the election,
she has another big mad hatter's tea
party
arranged for OBAMA when is becomes
President for another term,
she loves OBAMA, because ....

Vee

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Since: Dec 06

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#2505 Nov 6, 2012
She wants his dog. She plans to slip into the White House while they have that transitioning party and will take the dog sight unseen. Her dilemna was wondering how she would get the drop on the dog and shove him into the hole. She had no dog biscuits so she planned to use...

“Happy Thanksgiving ”

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Since: Mar 12

My Love Bugs.

#2506 Nov 6, 2012
Food from the kitchen out of the white house!!

Vee

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Since: Dec 06

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#2507 Nov 6, 2012
However, rumor has it no one would eat that food, not even the dog. So she opted for plan B which was...

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2508 Nov 6, 2012
Vee wrote:
However, rumor has it no one would eat that food, not even the dog. So she opted for plan B which was...
To get hold of the Irish Contingent!

[It is known that
Obama is very sentimental about the Irish]

and tell them to fill him with GUINNESS
when he's elected
until he's really P*ssed!!

and then ......

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

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#2509 Nov 6, 2012
Vee wrote:
However, rumor has it no one would eat that food, not even the dog. So she opted for plan B which was...
to get her own dog and not risk stealing one from the White House. You know, take the responsibility herself, instead of putting her hand out for a free dog....what a concept...

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2510 Nov 6, 2012
Cyan in CA wrote:
<quoted text>
to get her own dog and not risk stealing one from the White House. You know, take the responsibility herself, instead of putting her hand out for a free dog....what a concept...
Well .. you know..

whatever about the food at THE WHITE HOUSE
not being so good ..

[according to a poster a few posts up..]

it's dog eat dog ' out there
as Obama learned when canvassing ... when
ROMNEY phoned him two nights ago..

and said .....

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

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#2511 Nov 6, 2012
"If I am elected there will be frozen pot pies delivered to every household." Obama said if he was elected, "Chicken in tnhe bread pan, pecking out the dough...

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