finish the sentence.

“What?”

Level 2

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#2151 May 21, 2012
ElephantFly wrote:
.Finally, my own personal spirituality has emerged, she thought as the butterflies slowly became......
...
giant psychedelic gyroscopes with phallic representations inscribed on the sides --that whistled 'Dixie' as they...
CRaZY eYe SLY

Roscommon, Ireland

#2152 May 21, 2012
as they nasally feasted on the feral fragrance of a fraggle's forgotten fart fumes.......

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#2153 May 21, 2012
until suffocating, they cried out "open a window"

“What?”

Level 2

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#2154 May 21, 2012
Jezebella wrote:
until suffocating, they cried out "open a window"
...'we're choking to death in here.'...the Hooter's girl suddenly...

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#2155 May 21, 2012
Sad but Wiser wrote:
<quoted text>
...'we're choking to death in here.'...the Hooter's girl suddenly...
pulled a can of sardines out of her pocket and exclaimed ...

“What?”

Level 2

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#2156 May 21, 2012
NeverMissed wrote:
<quoted text>pulled a can of sardines out of her pocket and exclaimed ...
"...here's the fishy smell you've been missing..."

“Dare to Struggle, Dare to Win”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Queensland, Australia

#2157 May 21, 2012
Sad but Wiser wrote:
<quoted text>
"...here's the fishy smell you've been missing..."
...,but it wasn't exactly like the smell of the ocean breeze that they had been hoping for...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2158 May 22, 2012
1Irishman wrote:
<quoted text>...,but it wasn't exactly like the smell of the ocean breeze that they had been hoping for...
because it lacked the finding of sea shells, crunching under their feet, when they..

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#2159 May 22, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>because it lacked the finding of sea shells, crunching under their feet, when they..
hopped like bunnies and did back flips, it always reminded them of ...
CRaZY eYe SLY

Roscommon, Ireland

#2160 May 22, 2012
midnight scrotal shavings when charlie would shave all the P.O.W's plum pouches,
before embarking on some tesla based testicle torture which always seemed to........
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#2161 May 22, 2012
CRaZY eYe SLY wrote:
midnight scrotal shavings when charlie would shave all the P.O.W's plum pouches,
before embarking on some tesla based testicle torture which always seemed to........
amuse...

“Heading into Autumn”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2162 May 22, 2012
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>amuse...
the 'silent order of nuns'
as they looked out the window of the local convent,
before bed time, and longed for some entertainment,
oftentimes dreaming of .....

Level 9

Since: May 12

Bristol, UK

#2163 May 22, 2012
..what Hooter's girl and Fraggle might be doing next, imagining they might just visit the convent on their way to..

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#2164 May 22, 2012
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
the 'silent order of nuns'
as they looked out the window of the local convent,
before bed time, and longed for some entertainment,
oftentimes dreaming of .....
... their younger years. That's when they used to help the children ...

“go big or go home”

Since: Mar 12

Funkytown

#2165 May 22, 2012
NeverMissed wrote:
<quoted text>... their younger years. That's when they used to help the children ...
down the hill on there sleds. But now as they have become adults, they look to bigger aspirations. All dressed up in their top gear they decide to start a gang. They called the gang the ......

“Heading into Autumn”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#2166 May 23, 2012
Punky Parris wrote:
<quoted text>
down the hill on there sleds. But now as they have become adults, they look to bigger aspirations. All dressed up in their top gear they decide to start a gang. They called the gang the ......
'Dirty Habit Girls' they chose this title to kinda keep
up with the modern age,
but, Rev Fr. Murphy was none too pleased,
he wrote them an angry letter, stating ....

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#2167 May 23, 2012
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
'Dirty Habit Girls' they chose this title to kinda keep
up with the modern age,
but, Rev Fr. Murphy was none too pleased,
he wrote them an angry letter, stating ....
... that it is sexual discrimination to not allow him in their gang. The letter also stated that not only was he to be made a full-fledged member, but also the leader.

He had already contacted an attorney and unless his demands were met, there would be he11 to pay (literally, Rev Fr. Murphy had that power.) He also demanded that the name be changed to ...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2168 May 23, 2012
Al Pacino, since he played the best Devil in "The Devil's Advocate." Just then, who should pay a visit, but the devil who appears on every can of Spam. No one knew that he was a real life character and he was indeed devilish, wearing red crocs on his webbed feet and he was handing everyone a free can of Hormel Spam when...
Grace nerissa

Dublin, Ireland

#2169 May 23, 2012
Vee wrote:
Al Pacino, since he played the best Devil in "The Devil's Advocate." Just then, who should pay a visit, but the devil who appears on every can of Spam. No one knew that he was a real life character and he was indeed devilish, wearing red crocs on his webbed feet and he was handing everyone a free can of Hormel Spam when...
When someone in the crowd accused him of giving spam on Topix too,
Suggesting -if he was so generous with spam, surely
It follows that...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#2170 May 24, 2012
some of that spam can be more useful if...

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