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#147
Mar 7, 2013
 
I took too much Viagra and I can't get through the turnstile. Also, after 4 hours of erection, I need to go to the doctor and have him jab a needle into my peni_s to drain the blood out.

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#148
Mar 7, 2013
 
i called out dead once,

my boss said - sure ok, see u tomorrow.

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#149
Mar 7, 2013
 
Low Battery, beep, beep, bee...
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"Hello Boss...... I'm not coming to work today, someone left a dead horse carcass on my front stoop and I feel like climbing into it naked with my girlfriend......I'll try to make it in tomorrow"

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Overheard in an Indiana cornfield:

"Ummmm...yeah, dis' da' bozz? Ummm, yeah, mah goat's mama kicked me las' night an I can't do no work."

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http://youtu.be/fsI_TTLoPR8
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#153
Mar 8, 2013
 
americanchopper wrote:
http://youtu.be/fsI_TTLoPR8
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Put a bandaid on it, Sissy! OMG, I think he got at least 2 days off.

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Today, I called in on strike! If my boss isn't going to work, neither am I!(but I'll still get payed)

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