Excuses to avoid work

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#21 Sep 5, 2011
It's Labor Day...and I'm in Labor...LOL

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#22 Sep 5, 2011
Can't come in to work.I don't have a way.

“Go Big Blue!”

Level 4

Since: May 09

cincinnati ohio

#23 Sep 5, 2011
If it's all the same to you, I won't be in to work today. The voices told me to clean all my guns.

“look up and laugh”

Level 9

Since: Jun 08

guess, where

#24 Feb 6, 2012
the trash truck died right in back of my car and I can not back up.

“Yum Chocolate!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#25 Feb 6, 2012
My door locks from the inside with a key and I can't find it so can't open the door.heheh

“look up and laugh”

Level 9

Since: Jun 08

guess, where

#26 Feb 6, 2012
My dog peed in my only shoes

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#27 Feb 6, 2012
jdmdusa wrote:
My dog peed in my only shoes
I hate when that happens...YUCK!!!
Harley Homey

Huntington, NY

#28 Feb 6, 2012
I woke up with a a hang-over and a strange man in my bed and I think he killed himself.....again!!!

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#29 Feb 6, 2012
I took a sleeping pill and a laxative and now I'm feeling tired and chitty!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#30 Feb 6, 2012
I have to leave early so I take my Mom to the happy hour buffet at the ber.

“I laugh at trolls, because”

Level 6

Since: Apr 10

they are the laughing stock!

#32 Feb 6, 2012
Chatty Kathy wrote:
I can't come in today I am out of coffee!
Kathy! With you I'd have thought being out of chocolate (gasp!) would be the excuse!
:)

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#33 Feb 6, 2012
ROTFL wrote:
<quoted text>
Kathy! With you I'd have thought being out of chocolate (gasp!) would be the excuse!
:)
I can't use ANY excuse because I work from home, lmao!:(

“I laugh at trolls, because”

Level 6

Since: Apr 10

they are the laughing stock!

#34 Feb 6, 2012
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
I can't use ANY excuse because I work from home, lmao!:(
You could alway say you've forgotten how to get to your home office, lol!

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#35 Feb 6, 2012
ROTFL wrote:
<quoted text>
You could alway say you've forgotten how to get to your home office, lol!
LMAO, now that's funny! I make all my contacts in the morning and just carry a phone around the rest of the day so I'm free to do whatever I want. The best part is, I can work from anywhere in the US I choose!
MeverNissed

United States

#36 Feb 6, 2012
Anal Glaucoma ... I can't see my azz coming in to work today.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#37 Feb 7, 2012
There's a GIANT spiderweb above my front door and i'm afraid to pass underneath it...

“1943-2013”

Level 10

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#38 Feb 7, 2012
I called in drunker than a skunk a few times...

Fortunately my grandad excused me.
Adolf Hitler5708

New Zealand

#39 Feb 7, 2012
I feel beat and everyone picks on me anyhow.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#40 Feb 7, 2012
i burned the popcorn and the Fire Dept. is on the way...i have to wait on them..

“look up and laugh”

Level 9

Since: Jun 08

guess, where

#41 Feb 7, 2012
I am being bullied so I am staying home in bed

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