Excuses to avoid work

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It's Labor Day...and I'm in Labor...LOL

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Sep 5, 2011
 
Can't come in to work.I don't have a way.

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If it's all the same to you, I won't be in to work today. The voices told me to clean all my guns.

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Feb 6, 2012
 
the trash truck died right in back of my car and I can not back up.

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My door locks from the inside with a key and I can't find it so can't open the door.heheh

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jdmdusa wrote:
My dog peed in my only shoes
I hate when that happens...YUCK!!!
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I woke up with a a hang-over and a strange man in my bed and I think he killed himself.....again!!!

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I took a sleeping pill and a laxative and now I'm feeling tired and chitty!

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Feb 6, 2012
 
I have to leave early so I take my Mom to the happy hour buffet at the ber.

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#32
Feb 6, 2012
 
Chatty Kathy wrote:
I can't come in today I am out of coffee!
Kathy! With you I'd have thought being out of chocolate (gasp!) would be the excuse!
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Feb 6, 2012
 
ROTFL wrote:
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Kathy! With you I'd have thought being out of chocolate (gasp!) would be the excuse!
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I can't use ANY excuse because I work from home, lmao!:(

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I can't use ANY excuse because I work from home, lmao!:(
You could alway say you've forgotten how to get to your home office, lol!

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You could alway say you've forgotten how to get to your home office, lol!
LMAO, now that's funny! I make all my contacts in the morning and just carry a phone around the rest of the day so I'm free to do whatever I want. The best part is, I can work from anywhere in the US I choose!
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Anal Glaucoma ... I can't see my azz coming in to work today.

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Feb 7, 2012
 
There's a GIANT spiderweb above my front door and i'm afraid to pass underneath it...

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Feb 7, 2012
 
I called in drunker than a skunk a few times...

Fortunately my grandad excused me.
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Feb 7, 2012
 
I feel beat and everyone picks on me anyhow.

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i burned the popcorn and the Fire Dept. is on the way...i have to wait on them..

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I am being bullied so I am staying home in bed

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