Things men should not do
Ami in Miami

United States

#9824 Jun 8, 2014
Develop the Topix HS forum and use it for personal stimulation and gratification to make up for his own lack of sexual prowess in the real world.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Half Way There <3

#9825 Jun 8, 2014
sit on his rump and expect to be waited on hand and foot after she has worked her buns off all day..:o)

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#9826 Jun 8, 2014
Ami in Miami wrote:
Develop the Topix HS forum and use it for personal stimulation and gratification to make up for his own lack of sexual prowess in the real world.
...still waitin for your balz to drop eh dude?...
pod

Arlington, TX

#9828 Jun 8, 2014
Act like the wus Sublime
Sam

Findlay, OH

#9829 Jun 8, 2014
pod wrote:
Act like the wus Sublime
^^^ Have other men on their brain 24/7. That's just fagggy...
Sam

Findlay, OH

#9832 Jun 8, 2014
Harrison Freebird wrote:
^^^ do ^^^ this ^^^ over ^^^ and ^^^ over
Go hose down your trailer, Cletus...
pod

Arlington, TX

#9833 Jun 8, 2014
Sam wrote:
<quoted text>^^^ Have other men on their brain 24/7. That's just fagggy...
What makes you think I'm a man?

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#9834 Jun 8, 2014
Smooooooch Ya w/o Asking first!!

MASHERS..

“Understand people,”

Level 3

Since: Mar 08

you must, understand people.

#9835 Jul 6, 2014
Ami in Miami wrote:
Develop the Topix HS forum and use it for personal stimulation and gratification to make up for his own lack of sexual prowess in the real world.
That is why X pills exist. LOL.
After a while, sexual prowess gets old too. Same holes, different faces, different dumb shit afterwards.

“Understand people,”

Level 3

Since: Mar 08

you must, understand people.

#9836 Jul 6, 2014
Men should not evade from becoming desensitized to world events. ;)
Same holes...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#9837 Aug 8, 2014
old lady wrote:
Men should never ever ever ask a lady who is not wearing a jacket or sweater over her top if she is COLD. She may be suffering from hot flashes and will turn off the thermostat and put on the air conditioner as revenge. Men should never ever ask a lady when she is upset if it is 'that time of the month'. It may lead to divorce court. Also, when a lady laughs or coughs or sneezes, her husband or boy friend should never ever ask her if she wet her pants.
LOL...
Was looking back and was reading some of these..What memories.Still makes me lmao.

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#9839 Aug 9, 2014
A man must never use the word 'adorable' in conversation with another man unless accompanied by the woman he wants to impress...

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#9841 Mar 14, 2015
Dress like a girl.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#9842 Mar 14, 2015
Tell her to bait her own damn Hook!
A man

United States

#9843 Mar 15, 2015
Don't believe anything women say.they won't apologise and they whine and stink worse than men and act like men and suck from the system even though the man is working desperately to make ends meet.it never gets better than this,so you will want some time with friends or have lunch with dad or by yourself.alone time is plus.admit to nothing.never talk,nothing changes and they will only take the advice of another woman.(hey men,lets build up our army and get our numbers up and stop rooting for the opposite sex)it is a trap.never tell em how you really feel.they don't care.women always want something from men.make every female get a job.or they get accustomed to getting fat.and if you notice a beautiful woman,it is ok!it means you don't need an eye exam.just don't go any further
A man

United States

#9844 Mar 15, 2015
Do not solve women's problems.do not cook and clean.dont let them make you go to the store to get you outta your mancave.dont let women make you look stupid.dont apologise or agree and tell them they always make mistakes and look ugly.tell them they don't talk to men that way,ever!just tell em no.leave them nothing,only the kids need provisions.nobody left me a thing except old board games,clothing and magazines
A man

United States

#9846 Mar 15, 2015
Don't let women see you checking them out.if she does,get ready for wrestling.dont use tired pickup lines.it is fine if it is all you got
A man

United States

#9847 Mar 15, 2015
Always tell em you are broke.if they accuse you of having money,they cannot make you prove it for privacy concerns.they help you spend that money
A man

United States

#9848 Mar 15, 2015
Once you have children,stop acting like one.and deepen your voice and call yourself a man
A man

United States

#9849 Mar 15, 2015
Do not be rushed.you get paid by the hour.if you only make 7 bucks, do 7 things.then wait for another hour to pass to do more work.if you make $8.50/hr,it should take an hour to spend that.spending money should take as slow as making it.it would take forever paying off a car.no need saving money,pay a dealer $10 bucks an hr for the car.put 10 down and drive away.maybe you timed it from the first of the month and now later in the month you can give the dealer $1000 down to take the car.never pay every cent you have

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