Things men should not do
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#9657 Jan 14, 2014
DILF wrote:
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True, but isn't washing stuff womens work?
True,,! remember the TRUE story about a Plane going down and a Woman was gonna have her last chance at SEX,,?? She stripped naked-butt and asked :If there was a man that will make her feel like a real woman,in these final seconds of LIFE,,,,?? Well there was a guy that did give her his shirt to IRON and starch.....

“Understand people,”

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Since: Mar 08

you must, understand people.

#9658 Jan 14, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
Leave a woman wondering about things...
But wouldn't the mysterious guy be more fun to be with as he clues u in with nothin but hints? Like Duffy Duck said 'Keeps them on their toes!' Mwahahahaaa!

“Understand people,”

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you must, understand people.

#9659 Jan 14, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
<quoted text>
True,,! remember the TRUE story about a Plane going down and a Woman was gonna have her last chance at SEX,,?? She stripped naked-butt and asked :If there was a man that will make her feel like a real woman,in these final seconds of LIFE,,,,?? Well there was a guy that did give her his shirt to IRON and starch.....
Aww man, no respect for her at all when he knew that she couldve made him a good ham sandwich...die with a last meal, at least.

“Understand people,”

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#9660 Jan 14, 2014
Princess Hey wrote:
they should not put the blame on thier lady friend and act like they are all sweet and innocent..
uh oh...what did u do wrong. Dont act like u r innocent. Spill the beans, home girl.

“Understand people,”

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#9661 Jan 14, 2014
Roxie Darling wrote:
Allow a bully to go unchallenged in any situation...
Balls vs more balls. I like dat. What bully did u have in mind? I have a hitman ready for a new contract. A deal?

“Understand people,”

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Since: Mar 08

you must, understand people.

#9662 Jan 14, 2014
Colorado Chick wrote:
Pick a fight with a Stranger.. to IMPRESS his DATE!!
Yeah, dats when Alpha male becomes the Omega, if u know what I'm saying.

“Understand people,”

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you must, understand people.

#9663 Jan 14, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
Use the same condom again.
Choo Choo! ALL ABOARD! Only 3 in a pack for 6 riders. DAMN! What should a man do??

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#9665 Jan 15, 2014
Make fun of a woman when she is serious...or when she knows more than you do.

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#9666 Jan 15, 2014
UnderstandPeople wrote:
<quoted text>Choo Choo! ALL ABOARD! Only 3 in a pack for 6 riders. DAMN! What should a man do??
You couldn't go one time at least six...LMAO

“Understand people,”

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#9667 Jan 20, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>You couldn't go one time at least six...LMAO
That's why its good to have one who fills the coal chute with her tongue. No 3 pack needed. ;)

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#9668 Jan 20, 2014
^^^ what he just did.

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#9669 Jan 20, 2014
Kat Kaye wrote:
Give themselves a haircut.
Boo!! Hiss!!!

I cut my own hair. I shave it really short. It would be a total waste of time to go to a barber or stylist.

“Understand people,”

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you must, understand people.

#9670 Jan 20, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
^^^ what he just did.
Had fun doin it too. Damn a Topix opinion. Agreeing doesnt make me any money or new virtual friends.:)

A man should not refrain from talkin shit. This usually is his upmake.:)

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#9671 Jan 21, 2014
UnderstandPeople wrote:
<quoted text>A man should not refrain from talkin shit. This usually is his upmake.:)
That's what I was doin'!

:)

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#9672 Jan 21, 2014
STEPHMAR wrote:
<quoted text>You won't really know until you do it.All women have Lesbian urges;and it is perfectly natural.ALL teen girls and women should have a girlfriend.ALL men do have Gay urges also;and it is natural.
I have been eyeballing my toaster lately..
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#9673 Jan 21, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
<quoted text> I have been eyeballing my toaster lately..
Now we understand why Social Services took away your picnic table.....

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#9674 Jan 21, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
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That's what I was doin'!
:)
Welcome to the club, bruh!

“Understand people,”

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you must, understand people.

#9675 Jan 21, 2014
http://www.iflowers.com/vir/vir_newgallery_da...
Flowers to any woman so I can reestablish my gentleman like qualities.

“Riding As Free As The Wind ”

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" Live, Laugh, Love "

#9676 Jan 21, 2014
UnderstandPeople wrote:
http://www.iflowers.com/vir/vi r_newgallery_date.asp
Flowers to any woman so I can reestablish my gentleman like qualities.
Pretty Flowers :)

“Understand people,”

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#9677 Jan 21, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
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Pretty Flowers :)
Would be great to match a bouquet with a color scheme in the home instead of getting the usual 'her favorite color' scheme.
Compliments the home and all visitors of the home will like it bc it matches a rug, valence, or what have you.(Plus roses are never on the frugal side oc the equation). Spend the other $20 for a cake from a good german bakery. And yes...the cake must have chocolate for the valentines feel.

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