Things men should not do

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#9586 Aug 22, 2013
DILF wrote:
....impregnate ugly chicks while drunk.
Only while drunk?

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#9587 Aug 22, 2013
Dragoon Re-loaded wrote:
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Only while drunk?
lol.....Good point!!!

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#9588 Aug 25, 2013
Be bipolar, if they are they should seek help. If they don't it makes us feel like maybe we aren't worth it to them. Just saying.....

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make me giggle

#9589 Aug 25, 2013
Assume for a second that they can read a woman's mind. No matter how long you have been together, you will never know just exactly what she's thinking or how she's feeling.

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#9590 Aug 25, 2013
Complain about the ride she has....but he still wants to go places with her...when it benefits him..No one asked him to come along..

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#9591 Aug 25, 2013
Never let your gal walk too far when you are doomed to take her shopping. Be sure to drive around the parking lot until that coveted first parking space opens up even if it takes an hour...

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Rockin' USA ;)

#9592 Aug 25, 2013
Pretend to be interested in her..THAT'S A NO-NO!!

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#9593 Aug 25, 2013
No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

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Since: Dec 10

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#9594 Aug 26, 2013
Men should not bring their women to the beach, too much peripher eye-candy for any man to subdue.

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#9595 Aug 27, 2013
Never forget to make your mother in law feel at home when visiting by cleaning out a closet for her to hang upside down in and sleep...

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#9596 Aug 27, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Never forget to make your mother in law feel at home when visiting by cleaning out a closet for her to hang upside down in and sleep...
Omg, lol! Hi Enzo, good to see you.

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#9597 Aug 27, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Never forget to make your mother in law feel at home when visiting by cleaning out a closet for her to hang upside down in and sleep...
You better hope your mother in law never joins topix or you'll have some 'splaining to do, LOL

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#9598 Aug 27, 2013
Get mad when he doesn't get his way.

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..... Smiling..:o)..

#9599 Aug 27, 2013
Enzo can talk his way out of it..:o) hey my bestest..hope you are good...

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#9600 Aug 27, 2013
Never attempt to re arrange the thousands of beauty items your gal has left strewn about the bathroom. The wise approach is to recite to her the ingredients and warning labels on these concoctions if you are serious about tidying up after her...

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Rockin' USA ;)

#9601 Aug 27, 2013
LEAVE... w/o an explanation... PLAYERS!!!

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#9602 Aug 27, 2013
Men must never cry during a movie unless of course the movie is Old Yeller or Saving Private Ryan...

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#9604 Aug 28, 2013
Never swith the gyno cream lotion with Ben Gay.

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#9605 Aug 28, 2013
Be late for Supper

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#9606 Aug 28, 2013
Tell me I'm a good cook and then induce vomiting later...

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