Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#9433 Apr 27, 2013
Jenji wrote:
Wear a Speedo swimsuit when they don't have the body for it!)
I can't tell you how many times I've seen men sport wood in their speedo's. I took it personally ...; )

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Avondale, AZ

#9434 Apr 27, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
then wear flats..LOL>...hey sky
I remember when I was learning to fly. My big tennis shoes were all over the rudder pedals! My instructor really had a hard time with me! I took off my shoes- then filled the cockpit with my smelly foot odor! He really pushed hard after that to get me to solo soon! LOL!

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#9435 Apr 27, 2013
you should have used odor eaters..LOL...

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Avondale, AZ

#9436 Apr 27, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
you should have used odor eaters..LOL...
I opened the door!-he didn't like that! LOL!

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Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#9437 Apr 27, 2013
ole stinky feet...:O)JK

“The who whating how...”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#9438 Apr 27, 2013
UnderstandPeople wrote:
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You have a strong personality in that you want to 'sew up' the relationship quickly so that you won't fell like you are wasting your time; 'something is not quite right' probably means he is showing signs of not fitting your expectations in the relationship.
Don't get upset because I myself had reacted that way with a young woman who later stated that 'I wanted all or nothing' and also 'let her love you' meaning that I was putting too much in it too quickly.
I wanted her to communicate at the same speed as me. She didn't, so I shamefully told her 'f*** you, then' which was A VERY, VERY, BAD DECISION made from my deficiency of character. You can pretty much guess what the epilogue of that story was.
That made me think...'Am I exemplifying a form of desperation? Is this what made me push her away?' Yes indeed.
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We all want to be instantly loved, but we have to slow down, put the brakes on and go to the pit crew to put some new tires on or crash into the wall possibly hurting others for our recklessness. I am still learning and try to not get too melancholic because that brings negative thoughts. It's hard to break the mold made by the past, though, I try using the experience to make me wiser and more calm.
Plus, being suspicious is being smart but I use the microscope to laugh at the bulls*** I see instead of getting depressed. It gets a bit monotonous seeing it over and over again, but I realize I am holding the microscope, and NO ONE under that scope will change what I have to offer, so why regret what you are capable of doing? Bad samples on the petri dish, throw it away, next sample BUT don't spend all your energy observing one sample and get upset that the thing on the sample turned out to be a fluke worm.
Just advertise your strong personality without beating yourself up, give him a flirtatious, non-dictatorial taste of it once in a while, then give him time to swallow.
You might be surprised at what you will find by giving teeny pieces overtime. You might even have enough time to spot a possible deceiver who is currently tasting, then leave him with an empty stomach.
And give yourself time to taste him too so you won't trust too quickly.
Wow. Brilliant. Thank you :-)

“The who whating how...”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#9439 Apr 27, 2013
'Kiss' and tell.
Question

United States

#9440 Apr 27, 2013
Ashelah wrote:
'Kiss' and tell.
What happened to LupyLu?

“The who whating how...”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#9441 Apr 27, 2013
Question wrote:
<quoted text>What happened to LupyLu?
Huh?

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Avondale, AZ

#9442 Apr 28, 2013
Complain!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#9443 Apr 28, 2013
SHOW off a Worn out Surfer Board... Thinking.
He is STILL COOL...OMG! Moondoggie... Take a Hike!!!

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#9444 Apr 28, 2013
Men should not know all the words to or dance perfectly along with the song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce
Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#9445 Apr 29, 2013
say they are always right

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Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#9446 Apr 29, 2013
judge others

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#9447 Apr 29, 2013
'i'm a great dancer and know all the words to the songs 'i' dance too,'i'm never wrong, and can't help making 1st impressions.
Yes ladies!'i' am perfect.
ROTFLMAO

PS: It's a 'man' thing.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#9448 Apr 29, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
'i'm a great dancer and know all the words to the songs 'i' dance too,'i'm never wrong, and can't help making 1st impressions.
Yes ladies!'i' am perfect.
ROTFLMAO

PS: It's a 'man' thing.
Wow! Just WOW! Lol :)

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#9449 Apr 29, 2013
Im gonna have to try this out..I am a great dancer too..so H.H. we should do pretty good together..dancing..thats is...:O)..everybody have a good one..later...
Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#9450 Apr 29, 2013
They should definitely pull their pants up. LOL
That baggy style makes them look like they're wearing diapers.

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#9451 Apr 29, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
'i'm a great dancer and know all the words to the songs 'i' dance too,'i'm never wrong, and can't help making 1st impressions.
Yes ladies!'i' am perfect.
ROTFLMAO
PS: It's a 'man' thing.
No deary, that's a perpetual virgin thing.
;)

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Level 5

Since: Sep 08

Location hidden

#9452 May 1, 2013
Men shall not marry another man

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