Things men should not do

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#9067 Mar 18, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Breathe.
We Men will always breath. It is essential in order to build up enough pressure to fart...

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#9068 Mar 19, 2013
and please pass that out you hold it in wow takes away all that smartness from your brain...LOL...more air out then in...

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#9070 Mar 19, 2013
tease the lady
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#9071 Mar 19, 2013
They should not leave me tied to the pool table for the next guy.....again.

“Raising hell since 1989”

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#9072 Mar 19, 2013
Control you and stop you having friends.

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#9074 Mar 19, 2013
treat you as if your are a child...

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#9075 Mar 19, 2013
Put a sock in their pants.
Two Black Eyes

Huntington, NY

#9076 Mar 19, 2013
Tell their wife, "you are just like your mother".

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#9077 Mar 19, 2013
act like they are your daddy

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#9078 Mar 20, 2013
wipe their underpants in your face..... lol

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#9079 Mar 20, 2013
grab their crotch at you in public..

come on we know where it is and when we want it we know where to get it and how so thats uncalled for..:O)..maybe at home in private but not out in public

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#9080 Mar 21, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
grab their crotch at you in public..
come on we know where it is and when we want it we know where to get it and how so thats uncalled for..:O)..maybe at home in private but not out in public
I agree! But not even that, you and your lover should have a better connection than that! You should not need gestures......I mean more like an inner connection. No words need to be spoken no gestures need to be made.........it's out there you just need to find it! Or well not even you find.......let it find you!
razz58

Lansing, IL

#9081 Mar 21, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
grab their crotch at you in public..
come on we know where it is and when we want it we know where to get it and how so thats uncalled for..:O)..maybe at home in private but not out in public
Uh...Dear
We are talking about men.
Not perverted morons.

As for in 'your' bedroom.
There would be no need for me to grab myself.
I'd be way too busy with you.

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#9083 Mar 21, 2013
yes I was talking about grown men..they grab theirselfs and shake it..yes they do maybe morons but still so ..oh well ..LOL

“I was a Grim Reaper”

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But now I take antidepressants

#9085 Mar 21, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
yes I was talking about grown men..they grab theirselfs and shake it..yes they do maybe morons but still so ..oh well ..LOL
Do they usually pull their pockets inside out before they do it? Because MAYBE they're just doing an elephant impersonation.......

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#9086 Mar 21, 2013
cute Billy..its still looks nasty either way..

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#9088 Mar 22, 2013
Hassan al Madji wrote:
tell the truth if shes asks
"does my bottom look big in this " ?
...it's less painful if you kiss her on the cheek, smile and tell her your going fishing...

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#9090 Mar 22, 2013
Act like they don't remember things when they really do.

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#9092 Mar 22, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Act like they don't remember things when they really do.
Never forget to be as ambiguous as possible. If you dont want to answer then a grunt will do...

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#9093 Mar 22, 2013
that grunting dont always work..LOL...

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