Things men should not do
Tristan

Huntington, NY

#8941 Feb 19, 2013
Neal P wrote:
Men should not do their partners sister.
You mean while their partner is in the next room right?
Ira Lightman

Hebburn, UK

#8942 Feb 19, 2013
Emlyn Davies wrote:
Hot randy men should not,
Spray-paint my lips
with words like cu*t and fu#k.
Weld bits of whalebone
to my chest. Repeat
until I wheeze, submit.
Mount me on your wooden
steed.
Giddyup, giddyup.
Let me see the sparks
you have been hiding
for so long.....then
string me a pearl necklace
I wish....
E.D.
Hi, is this your poem? Looks like one published by Christian Ward here

http://www.shoemusicpress.com/nefariousballer...

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Think Outside The Box

Huntington, NY

#8943 Feb 21, 2013
Neal P wrote:
Men should not do their partners sister.
What if his partner is a man?
Then it would be normal for him to do the partners sister, right?

“Raising hell since 1989”

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Since: Jul 12

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#8944 Feb 21, 2013
Breathe?
Level 6

Since: Nov 12

manchester

#8945 Feb 21, 2013
cheat on u

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Since: Mar 12

Halloween Coming Soon !!!!

#8946 Feb 21, 2013
Touch her while she is angry!!!!!
Alpha Mail Carrier

Huntington, NY

#8947 Feb 21, 2013
....pick up the phone when the mother-in-law is calling.

Since: Feb 13

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#8948 Feb 21, 2013
Think Outside The Box wrote:
<quoted text>What if his partner is a man?
Then it would be normal for him to do the partners sister, right?
Cheating either way

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Since: Jun 08

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#8949 Feb 21, 2013
Ira Lightman wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi, is this your poem? Looks like one published by Christian Ward here
http://www.shoemusicpress.com/nefariousballer...
[email protected]
oh dear.........

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Since: Jun 08

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#8950 Feb 21, 2013
men should never try to look up my skirt....

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#8951 Feb 21, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
men should never try to look up my skirt....
This is probably a bad time to mention that your shoelace is untied.......

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Since: Sep 08

~ I See A Rainbow! ~

#8952 Feb 21, 2013
"Annoy the heck out of me.."

“Raising hell since 1989”

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#8953 Feb 22, 2013
1. Cheat
2. Lie
3. Snore
4. Make decisions without consulting you.
5. Assume how you are going to react.
6. Underestimate women.
7. Believe they are better drivers.
8. Tell you they will be home at such and such a time when they know damn well they won't.
9. Have a stinking attitude when they come shopping with you.
10. Make a noise when they eat!
11. Do the hoovering! You only have to do it again properly.
12. Wash up but not dry and put away the dishes creating a game of Jenga on the draining board.
13. Sulk if they can't get their leg over!
14. Make promises they have no intentions of keeping. They just say it to shut you up!
15. Use chat lines or phone sex.
16. Buy clothes for you.
17. Visit porn sites on the internet and believe you won't find out!

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#8954 Feb 22, 2013
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>This is probably a bad time to mention that your shoelace is untied.......
lol...... I gave you a prop for that....:)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#8955 Feb 22, 2013
PRETEND...NOT to CARE!!!...BUGS THE FREAK ...outta..ME..HELL YEAH!!

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#8956 Feb 22, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
<quoted text>
lol...... I gave you a prop for that....:)
;)

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#8957 Feb 22, 2013
Look down my blouse when I bend over(~:

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#8958 Feb 22, 2013
or check out the rearend.

“it is what it is”

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#8959 Feb 22, 2013
Ignore his woman. Leaves her wide open for someone else

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#8960 Feb 22, 2013
Ask his wife what to feed his dog..

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