Things men should not do

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... men should never zip quickly when going commando ...
That sounds like that could hurt. I think

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Mary wrote:
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That sounds like that could hurt. I think
... it ranks right up there with havin hot knittin needles shoved into your eyes ...

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... men should never zip quickly when going commando ...
...learned that the hard way... Ya get pinched a few times there Gunny?...

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...learned that the hard way... Ya get pinched a few times there Gunny?...
... musta got use to them 13 buttons ...
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GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... it ranks right up there with havin hot knittin needles shoved into your eyes ...
That reminds me about the part in a movie called What about Mary. The teenager zips his zipper to quick after urinating. I think this is what your talking about. I guess that would hurt. Ok enough . LOL

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GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... musta got use to them 13 buttons ...
No, did yous? To this day I never buy button fly jeans...
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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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No, did yous? To this day I never buy button fly jeans...
Snaps may be easier?

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That reminds me about the part in a movie called What about Mary. The teenager zips his zipper to quick after urinating. I think this is what your talking about. I guess that would hurt. Ok enough . LOL
... frank n' beans ... lol ...

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No, did yous? To this day I never buy button fly jeans...
... naw but i did learn not to wait for the last second ... reminds me of the marine and sailor go to the john at the same time buy the time the sailor got done they walked out together ... marine says in the corp we are taught to wash our hands after ... the sailor said in the navy were taught not to pizz on our hands ...

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<quoted text>... naw but i did learn not to wait for the last second ... reminds me of the marine and sailor go to the john at the same time buy the time the sailor got done they walked out together ... marine says in the corp we are taught to wash our hands after ... the sailor said in the navy were taught not to pizz on our hands ...
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A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of beer the Marine says,'Well, we had Iwo Jima.'

Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies,'We had the Battle of Midway.

'Not entirely true', responded the Marine.'Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.'

The sailor responds,'Point taken.'

The Marine then says,'We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!'

The sailor, nodding agreement, says,'But we had John Paul Jones.'

The argument continued until the Marine comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says......'The Corps invented sex!'

The sailor replies,'That is true, but it was the Navy who introduced it to women.'

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Men should not act so dumb and stupid in front of women
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Katie Mellish wrote:
Men should never masturbate in public.
ooh i dunno!
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ooh i dunno!
To Swaying hello over 10 years ago one Saturday when i was going home from town i went up stairs on the bus.Half way down the the bus there was this old drunk giving it ten to the dozen with his fist.I only hope he had something to catch it in.
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Katie Mellish wrote:
<quoted text>To Swaying hello over 10 years ago one Saturday when i was going home from town i went up stairs on the bus.Half way down the the bus there was this old drunk giving it ten to the dozen with his fist.I only hope he had something to catch it in.
i was thinking maybe in a field or a beach somewhere, better if you have a female friend to help you out tho'.

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