Things men should not do
Mary

Reading, PA

#8880 Feb 10, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... men should never zip quickly when going commando ...
That sounds like that could hurt. I think

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#8881 Feb 10, 2013
Pretend to care...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#8882 Feb 10, 2013
Mary wrote:
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That sounds like that could hurt. I think
... it ranks right up there with havin hot knittin needles shoved into your eyes ...

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Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#8883 Feb 10, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... men should never zip quickly when going commando ...
...learned that the hard way... Ya get pinched a few times there Gunny?...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#8884 Feb 10, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...learned that the hard way... Ya get pinched a few times there Gunny?...
... musta got use to them 13 buttons ...
Mary

Reading, PA

#8885 Feb 10, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... it ranks right up there with havin hot knittin needles shoved into your eyes ...
That reminds me about the part in a movie called What about Mary. The teenager zips his zipper to quick after urinating. I think this is what your talking about. I guess that would hurt. Ok enough . LOL

Since: Jan 08

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#8886 Feb 10, 2013
Physically and emotionally abuse women.

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Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#8887 Feb 10, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... musta got use to them 13 buttons ...
No, did yous? To this day I never buy button fly jeans...
Mary

Reading, PA

#8888 Feb 10, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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No, did yous? To this day I never buy button fly jeans...
Snaps may be easier?

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#8889 Feb 10, 2013
Mary wrote:
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That reminds me about the part in a movie called What about Mary. The teenager zips his zipper to quick after urinating. I think this is what your talking about. I guess that would hurt. Ok enough . LOL
... frank n' beans ... lol ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#8890 Feb 10, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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No, did yous? To this day I never buy button fly jeans...
... naw but i did learn not to wait for the last second ... reminds me of the marine and sailor go to the john at the same time buy the time the sailor got done they walked out together ... marine says in the corp we are taught to wash our hands after ... the sailor said in the navy were taught not to pizz on our hands ...

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#8891 Feb 10, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... naw but i did learn not to wait for the last second ... reminds me of the marine and sailor go to the john at the same time buy the time the sailor got done they walked out together ... marine says in the corp we are taught to wash our hands after ... the sailor said in the navy were taught not to pizz on our hands ...
Good one!
A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of beer the Marine says,'Well, we had Iwo Jima.'

Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies,'We had the Battle of Midway.

'Not entirely true', responded the Marine.'Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.'

The sailor responds,'Point taken.'

The Marine then says,'We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!'

The sailor, nodding agreement, says,'But we had John Paul Jones.'

The argument continued until the Marine comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says......'The Corps invented sex!'

The sailor replies,'That is true, but it was the Navy who introduced it to women.'

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#8892 Feb 13, 2013
Men should not act so dumb and stupid in front of women
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#8893 Feb 13, 2013
Never argue when she's rested.
Katie Mellish

UK

#8894 Feb 13, 2013
Men should never masturbate in public.

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Level 1

Since: Feb 13

Maidstone, kent

#8895 Feb 13, 2013
Katie Mellish wrote:
Men should never masturbate in public.
ooh i dunno!
Linda

Reading, PA

#8896 Feb 13, 2013
Disrespect their women.
Katie Mellish

UK

#8897 Feb 13, 2013
swaying1 wrote:
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ooh i dunno!
To Swaying hello over 10 years ago one Saturday when i was going home from town i went up stairs on the bus.Half way down the the bus there was this old drunk giving it ten to the dozen with his fist.I only hope he had something to catch it in.
Katie Mellish

UK

#8898 Feb 13, 2013
Offer a on duty police women money for sex.

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Level 1

Since: Feb 13

Maidstone, kent

#8899 Feb 13, 2013
Katie Mellish wrote:
<quoted text>To Swaying hello over 10 years ago one Saturday when i was going home from town i went up stairs on the bus.Half way down the the bus there was this old drunk giving it ten to the dozen with his fist.I only hope he had something to catch it in.
i was thinking maybe in a field or a beach somewhere, better if you have a female friend to help you out tho'.

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