Things men should not do

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Since: Jun 08

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#8860 Feb 8, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
Men should never 'dutch oven' their women!
um..... okay... I am gonna be the one to ask... what is 'dutch oven'??
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#8861 Feb 8, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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um..... okay... I am gonna be the one to ask... what is 'dutch oven'??
That's when you and lovey are laying in bed together and he realizes he has to pass gas......So he quickly lifts the covers up over YOUR head and lets it rip. Leaving you under the covers with the beautiful aroma of the previous nights processed foods.

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#8862 Feb 8, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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That's when you and lovey are laying in bed together and he realizes he has to pass gas......So he quickly lifts the covers up over YOUR head and lets it rip. Leaving you under the covers with the beautiful aroma of the previous nights processed foods.
And some people think that romance is dead.....

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#8863 Feb 8, 2013
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>And some people think that romance is dead.....
Cavemen practiced this heat generation technique as a means of protection against the elements usually from under animal hides, remember?...evening Bones...

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Since: Jul 11

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#8864 Feb 9, 2013
Tell a woman how she feels....I beleive a woman knows how she feels..

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#8865 Feb 9, 2013
Me?.. I feel with my fingers...

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Since: Mar 12

We All Could Use A Friend!!

#8866 Feb 9, 2013
Yes HML the hands can sure do the talking at times..They should not put their hands on you to hurt you ,but only to love..:O)

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#8867 Feb 9, 2013
hurt a woman more when she is already hurting.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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We All Could Use A Friend!!

#8868 Feb 9, 2013
we need to toughen up right??? I am gonna toughen up and not let anybody hurt me any more..yeah right..who am I kidding Im an ole softy cant be mean to no one..yeah I can take up for myself but then I feel guilty afterwards because I have said something to make someone hurt..I cant..:O)..I love people too much..

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#8869 Feb 10, 2013
Pick their own clothes.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Since: Mar 12

We All Could Use A Friend!!

#8870 Feb 10, 2013
try and cut thier own hair...

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#8871 Feb 10, 2013
Give their women 'cupcakes'.

“Raising hell since 1989”

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Since: Jul 12

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#8872 Feb 10, 2013
Sulk like a spoilt brat if they don't get their leg-over!
Mary

Reading, PA

#8873 Feb 10, 2013
scratch their balls in public.
Mary

Reading, PA

#8874 Feb 10, 2013
Maliciousness wrote:
Sulk like a spoilt brat if they don't get their leg-over!
theres hot pants again, doesn't that hurt?

Never mind me, I'm just bored, and just breaking up the monotany.(spelling?)

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#8875 Feb 10, 2013
Mary wrote:
scratch their balls in public.
Umm, thets called an equipment adjustment Mary...
Mary

Reading, PA

#8876 Feb 10, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Umm, thets called an equipment adjustment Mary...
In football and baseball i see them do it all the time, on t.v. There should be rules against this.

You say equipment adjustment, lol, they could addjust their eqiuipment in the restroom, or try to be discreet about it.

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#8877 Feb 10, 2013
Mary wrote:
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In football and baseball i see them do it all the time, on t.v. There should be rules against this.
You say equipment adjustment, lol, they could addjust their eqiuipment in the restroom, or try to be discreet about it.
The game would never end!
"Bases loaded with 2 outs, the count is full to Jeter. Heres the windup! Jeter signals for a 3 minute equipment adjustment! We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors"

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#8878 Feb 10, 2013
... men should never zip quickly when going commando ...
Mary

Reading, PA

#8879 Feb 10, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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The game would never end!
"Bases loaded with 2 outs, the count is full to Jeter. Heres the windup! Jeter signals for a 3 minute equipment adjustment! We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors"
You have a point there. lol

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