Things men should not do

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So you don't want us to have sex with our wives?
Why not?
And why not because there would be so many puppies goats horses and sheep that are not wanted and no home for them that is why?

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Work in high risk dangerous jobs without calling home and letting wife know afterwards that he is safe and sound. The only thing we have really ever argued about in almost 40 years of marriage.
He just doesn't get it; how worried it makes me.

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Agree Melody.. It is nice for either spouse to CHECK in with their mate during the day when both are at work..THAT is a most pleasurable gesture.. a connection of Love. Yes, especially with a high risk job ...BUT, then again..Life had it's uncertainties.. we all think we are INVINCIBLE... so, anywhere anytime we could very well become a stastic.. So, DUDES.. What we Chicks are saying..CALL your wife and krt her know you are thinking if her.. or ask her..What's for Dinner??

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:) TY but its only an avatar. I think they are beautiful and wish I was brave enough to do something like that.

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men should not put pressure on a woman..

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Agree Melody.. It is nice for either spouse to CHECK in with their mate during the day when both are at work..THAT is a most pleasurable gesture.. a connection of Love. Yes, especially with a high risk job ...BUT, then again..Life had it's uncertainties.. we all think we are INVINCIBLE... so, anywhere anytime we could very well become a stastic.. So, DUDES.. What we Chicks are saying..CALL your wife and krt her know you are thinking if her.. or ask her..What's for Dinner??
This one worked for me. I gave the mrs a call at work one day, and I asked her out for dinner in the same way I did the very first time nearly 25 years earlier. Stuttering, stammering and all. We had the dinner date and then I turned it into a weekend away at the lake.

My dinners for the next month just couldn't be out done by no restaurant. No Ma'am!

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Now I got to tell you ladies, I do believe your right. A mans gotta step up and pay his little lady some attention. There's just too many good ol boys a waitin' in line for me to think I'm some thoroughbred with a pedigree.

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Work in high risk dangerous jobs without calling home and letting wife know afterwards that he is safe and sound. The only thing we have really ever argued about in almost 40 years of marriage.
He just doesn't get it; how worried it makes me.
Yes ma'am. Sometimes us men folk have the blinders on. We see what needs to be done and we put our heads down and go a plowing straight through it ma'am.

I'll tell ya a story that happened to me once when I was just a pup and had myself a brand new bride of a couple years.

I was workin with a heard of long horns that had plum gone crazy. For two days, them dang things busted down fences, feeding bays and everything else they could get to. Was like they had a eaten some crazy grass or somethin.

Well, long story short, I spent a little too much time away and came walkin in with some mighty deep cuts. The mrs fussed and shouted at me on how she worried.

It wasn't but a few months later when a wild grass fire took our house and barns. I had been out riding the fence and when I seen the smoke in the sky towards the house, well, I can tell you I never rode harder! I couldn't find the mrs anywhere. It was round about the time the fire people got there that the mrs came riding up on her mare. I was so mad, I couldn't speak to her, just stand there starin at her.

Well, she reached up and gave me a hug and then she said, "See what I mean bout lettin me know your ok?"

Now we have some cell phones and I never have forgotten to let her know what i'm a doin.

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Men should never think that women are stupid because darling we are not
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Never?

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FORGET the FREAKIN' Booze for the PARTY..OMG!!

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they should not talk down to a woman!!!
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should not wear your underclothing to work!

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Men should not open their mouths! All that comes out is lies and bullcrap and excuses!

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...give it up on the first date.....

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Old Sam wrote:
...give it up on the first date.....
WHAT if the woman is ALLURING??..Maybe the Second date..???..OH HELL.. test drive that MAN...see if he is a KEEPER!!... PARTY!!....OMG!!!

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Yes I agree with Sam like the song says Baby Dont Rush....slow and easy...:O)

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Act like wimps

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Yes I agree with Sam like the song says Baby Dont Rush....slow and easy...:O)
Fine for old geezers, Princess Hey..they are set in 33 RPM speed.. Give me a 45 RPM speed any day!!.. PARTY!!!..
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now C.C. you know you got to slow things down untill you reach that peak...LOL..I wanna man with a slow hand ,I want a lover with the easy touch I want somebody who will spend some time,not come and go in a heated rush..

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