Things men should not do
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

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#8668 Jan 4, 2013
Stand around picking their dinks!!!

Jesus I can't stand that.

I worked in a factory for awhile and these guys would stand around in groups yapping and they'd be picking at their dinks.

I use to call it the sewing circle... Standing in a circle, gossiping like hens but instead of sewing they're picking!!!

Leave that damn thing alone already!!!

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Over Half Way There <3

#8669 Jan 4, 2013
men shouldnt try and tell a woman what to do not good..

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#8670 Jan 4, 2013
... men should stop buying penthouse and sign over their remaining subscription over to me for proper disposal ... and recycling ...

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Over Half Way There <3

#8671 Jan 4, 2013
men should not try and think like a woman..
like those judgeits they are cute..:O)

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#8672 Jan 4, 2013
LOL
Laura Beth wrote:
AS ..... Feck the flowers just give me an iPhone . Lol
Steph

San Rafael, CA

#8673 Jan 4, 2013
Men should definitely NOT tell me what to do with MY money. He should NOT tell me that I need to make my money "work for me," when he himself can't even afford to live in his own house and is relegated to his garage, aka, "clubhouse" while he rents out the rest of his shack. Yeah, how's the mancave with no bathroom workin' for ya lil' buddy? Meanwhile I'm enjoying the 20% return on a cafe investment I made last year......

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#8674 Jan 4, 2013
The Man wrote:
....mount an obese woman.
Where would you find a taxidermist that would do that?
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#8675 Jan 4, 2013
Steph wrote:
Men should definitely NOT tell me what to do with MY money. He should NOT tell me that I need to make my money "work for me," when he himself can't even afford to live in his own house and is relegated to his garage, aka, "clubhouse" while he rents out the rest of his shack. Yeah, how's the mancave with no bathroom workin' for ya lil' buddy? Meanwhile I'm enjoying the 20% return on a cafe investment I made last year......
Nice!!!
Now all you need is a man like me!
Steph

San Rafael, CA

#8676 Jan 4, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Nice!!!
Now all you need is a man like me!
the best man for me is one with his own $$$. i'm not bankrolling anyone and i don't expect anyone to bankroll me. once that's understood/documented, it's all good times.
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#8677 Jan 4, 2013
Steph wrote:
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the best man for me is one with his own $$$. i'm not bankrolling anyone and i don't expect anyone to bankroll me. once that's understood/documented, it's all good times.
Then we're a match!!!!

I'll be over with the paperwork this weekend. What is your address?
Steph

San Rafael, CA

#8678 Jan 4, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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Then we're a match!!!!
I'll be over with the paperwork this weekend. What is your address?
oooh. you'll have to contend with my scholarly Palestinian-American lover. he's very big and strong... not to mention hot blooded.
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#8679 Jan 4, 2013
Steph wrote:
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oooh. you'll have to contend with my scholarly Palestinian-American lover. he's very big and strong... not to mention hot blooded.
Eh......Figgettabout it!!!

I have friends.......

“What did you expect? ”

Level 4

Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#8681 Jan 6, 2013
Taffy wrote:
Piss me off! It's that simple
Call me the wizzinator Taffy.

Not my passion in life.

Just a PASSING fancy.

“What did you expect? ”

Level 4

Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#8682 Jan 6, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
men should not try and think like a woman..
like those judgeits they are cute..:O)
You are so right!

Two pairs of shoes are enough for any man.

“What did you expect? ”

Level 4

Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#8683 Jan 6, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
men shouldnt try and tell a woman what to do not good..
I don't. I just stand back and giggle.

When they ask "WHAT HAPPENED?".

I just start by saying "Here's where you went wrong...", especially when their Mother is involved.

Starting with "Well! Let me tell you a thing or to...". You met your Dad right?

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#8684 Jan 7, 2013
Men shouldn't cry at all!!! That's just GAY and pathetic!
donzie

Hopkinsville, KY

#8685 Jan 7, 2013
Use their children to back up lies.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#8686 Jan 7, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
Men shouldn't cry at all!!! That's just GAY and pathetic!
You just lost some character points with that one.
gold girl

Park Forest, IL

#8687 Jan 7, 2013
no really guys should not cry umm it kinda unmanly taking this as a girl
Steph

San Rafael, CA

#8688 Jan 7, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
Men shouldn't cry at all!!! That's just GAY and pathetic!
DUDE! i've been quietly watching everyone rip on you for a while. i didn't pass judgement on you, for you never said anything to piss me off directly. but now you did it. you just lost all Cred. with me. your post is downright retarded and you give men and the gays a bad name. you've lost points now.....

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