Things men should not do

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“What did you expect? ”

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Dec 26, 2012
 
Colorado Chick wrote:
NEVER EVER , when shopping with your wife..take something out of her hand and put back on the shelf..PURSE UPSIDE YOUR HEAD...DUDE!!!
True, that's why I always waited for her to put it in the cart and when she moved on I'd put it on any ole shelf, take the cart to the checkout, and tell her I'm going to bring the car up to pick her up at the door.
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Assume

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Taffy wrote:
Assume
Right On! Never, ever assume an arguement from years past is over.
The corollary being...
Always have your fishing gear ready for deployment...
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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>Right On! Never, ever assume an arguement from years past is over.
The corollary being...
Always have your fishing gear ready for deployment...
lol! True, but you still crack me up

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LAS VEGAS...

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Yeahh..
come home with play toys from the adult book store and expect your wife to play along. hehehe

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Why not? Any man confident in his manhood would have no problem doing this. Besides, it's an opportunity to reply to inquiring minds and tongues that they're for all my girls...
Please go out and buy all my tampons and kotex pads please I beg you

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Mrs-Jessica-D wrote:
<quoted text>Please go out and buy all my tampons and kotex pads please I beg you
I'd be happy to Miss Jessica but remember you get more bang for the buck regarding absorbment pads at Autozone, not Rite Aid...

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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I'd be happy to Miss Jessica but remember you get more bang for the buck regarding absorbment pads at Autozone, not Rite Aid...
Why does Big Lots come to mind?
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Be rude when it's uncalled for! We put up with a lot so please have some patience with us too!
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Act like children when clearly an adult is required!
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Not admit your feelings when some honesty would save a whole lot of hurt

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Try to use logic in an argument with a woman. No matter how much sense it makes and how right u are, if it's not emotionally based then it won't register upstairs with 99% of them.

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Be rude when it's uncalled for! We put up with a lot so please have some patience with us too!
Sorry, nice as I can get this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Come back next year, we won't care either. But hey! You'll just have to try.

HFNY - SNJ
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Mrs-Jessica-D wrote:
<quoted text>Please go out and buy all my tampons and kotex pads please I beg you
Literally, that sounds REAL disgusting.

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Keep your feeling unknown toward a woman.She may feel the same about you.Some woman does the same thing as you guys.So how will you ever know if things would work out or not.Just sayin..

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Advice given to our oldest son by Dad after his first break up.
Don't try to appease one girlfriend by trash talking your other girlfriend. Some day when they are both pissed at you , they will compare notes. Then you're garbage.

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NEVER EVER buy household furnishings or kitchen appliances in place of that perfect weekend getaway gift. Women want to be pleasantly surprised with birthday, anniversary or holiday gifts meant for her PERSONAL DAY. A kitchen food processor WILL NEVER compare to a day spa..

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Colorado Chick wrote:
NEVER EVER buy household furnishings or kitchen appliances in place of that perfect weekend getaway gift. Women want to be pleasantly surprised with birthday, anniversary or holiday gifts meant for her PERSONAL DAY. A kitchen food processor WILL NEVER compare to a day spa..
How about a new lawn tractor for Mothers Day? Your input is most welcome...

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Blame the woman for what you can't do in the bedroom..we can't help it if you gain so much weight that you can't get it on.
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....mount an obese woman.

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