Things men should not do

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#8577 Oct 13, 2012
Mrs-Jessica-D wrote:
Men should never walk around with their pants falling down and their butt crack showing
You do your own plumbing now?
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Since: Apr 12

San Antonio, TX

#8578 Oct 13, 2012
Ask a woman at the end of a date to flash you.

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Since: Sep 08

I See A Rainbow!

#8579 Oct 13, 2012
TenderTink wrote:
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LOL, that's a good one LLover.
Keep them on their toes and guessing what the F your talking about and thinking.
Just slam them in the head with your bible.
After all, Jesus is on your side.
He knows your special and loves you
just the way you are.((((HUGS))))
<3
Hi TenderTink.. Well,,I cant please everyone.. YOU are very wrong about me..i am not doing what you say at all.. I just get real tired of the wayward wanderers that are very cruel and uncaring.. They have no heart... I mean no harm...and YES,, Jesus walks by my side daily..I am never alone.. take care.

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#8580 Oct 13, 2012
SanAntonioBabe wrote:
Ask a woman at the end of a date to flash you.
Now I like that one!...gonna try it out on the wife tomorrow...

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#8581 Oct 13, 2012
When her parents ask how you two met, NEVER tell them you met her through one of those porn hook up sites.

The dinner conversation kinda goes in the toilet and her Mom starts playing footsie with you under the table.

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#8582 Oct 13, 2012
Some Nutjob wrote:
When her parents ask how you two met, NEVER tell them you met her through one of those porn hook up sites.
The dinner conversation kinda goes in the toilet and her Mom starts playing footsie with you under the table.
I met my wife while on leave in 1969 and remember the night I met her parents for dinner. All went well until her Father and I got sh!tfaced. For some odd reason, the woman never much cared for me after that night...

“YO BOO”

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Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#8583 Oct 13, 2012
fart on first date
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Since: Apr 12

San Antonio, TX

#8584 Oct 13, 2012
Ask your date to pull your finger or fart all night throughout the date.

“What did you expect? ”

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#8585 Oct 13, 2012
SanAntonioBabe wrote:
Ask your date to pull your finger or fart all night throughout the date.
In some cultures that's called foreplay.

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#8586 Oct 14, 2012
Spit on thier Rod before they Prod...?

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#8587 Oct 14, 2012
Just for you.



cuz I'm like that.

Read you in a spell, I tend to disapear for a month or so.

Is that a good thing? I think so. It's all about me.

Read you sometime in November.

Be good or bad. Own it.

;D~

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#8596 Dec 21, 2012
Lie about her Mom being at the house earlier.

Tell her the truth. Her Mom knows stuff you'd like her to learn.

Cheaper than a touter too.

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#8597 Dec 21, 2012
stacked and proud wrote:
men should not break my heart......
Never lead with your heart.

Other parts will get jealous.

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#8599 Dec 21, 2012
luvmypain wrote:
tell your pragant wife she the truth about what she is wearing,or how it looks
Easy answer.

If she asks you if these pants or dress make her ass look fat.

Just tell her the (errr) truth. "No, Honey".

Just don't follow up with the comment "It's not the pants (or the dress)".

1. You'll live longer.
2. There's no ensuing tantrum/argument.
3. You'll get to where you're going.
4. You might even get a little somethin, somethin later. Or on the way.

Trust me on this one.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

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www.schoolanduniversity.com

#8600 Dec 21, 2012
Never disrespect to women.

“Barbie Doll Queen”

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#8601 Dec 22, 2012
Men they should never try to be like a woman

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#8602 Dec 22, 2012
SchoolandUniversity wrote:
Never disrespect to women.
Even when she tells you to call her a "__________"

Fill in the "blank"?

Never turn down a woman's request. Unless it has something to do with laundry, cleaning, cooking, shopping, holding a purse, being nice to her Mother, etc...

Be a man! Then take the beating that goes with it!
Leonard Nemoy

Medford, NY

#8603 Dec 24, 2012
....buy feminine hygeine products, especially in bulk.

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#8604 Dec 24, 2012
Leonard Nemoy wrote:
....buy feminine hygeine products, especially in bulk.
Why not? Any man confident in his manhood would have no problem doing this. Besides, it's an opportunity to reply to inquiring minds and tongues that they're for all my girls...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#8605 Dec 24, 2012
NEVER EVER , when shopping with your wife..take something out of her hand and put back on the shelf..PURSE UPSIDE YOUR HEAD...DUDE!!!

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