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“Understand people,”

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you must, understand people.

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#8429
Jun 15, 2012
 
Colorado Chick wrote:
Men should not lead a woman on..and then split without an explanation..RATFINKS!!
Ya just need more poker chips to stay in 'the game'.

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you must, understand people.

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#8431
Jun 15, 2012
 
Cheeka-Weeka wrote:
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I've fallen in so many times in the middle of the night...Made me want to kick the chit outa the butthead who left it up...
Pick it up, put it back down.
Damn! Nowadays a man can't take a lazy piss?
Auughh c'mon. What if he had ta go at 3:30 in the morning?
Poor sleepy bastard just wanna go back to bed, put his arms around his wifey, and go back to sleep.

Hmmf. No gratitude whatsoever.

“Understand people,”

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you must, understand people.

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#8432
Jun 15, 2012
 
Old Sam wrote:
...men should not give it up on the 1st date....
True. Gets boring afterwards, in most cases.[psyche]

“Understand people,”

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you must, understand people.

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#8433
Jun 15, 2012
 
honeymylove wrote:
Say they will always be there for you.
Hey, sometimes he has to go to that toilet and come back.
Prodigal men who aren't there all the time should be your students. ;)

So, how you gonna teach 'em?

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#8434
Jun 15, 2012
 
Catch22 wrote:
No Man Should, treat a woman badly.
Unless...

Soothsaying time?

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Jun 15, 2012
 

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NightLily wrote:
introduce their current wife as "my future ex-wife"
Not funny.
Wonder if that is worse than introducing his present ex-wife.
Oops. Wrong side of the fence.

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Jun 15, 2012
 

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Wait For Her wrote:
Men shouldn't Gloop too early.
Hey, girl. Ya just too tight.
LOL

Stuff must be good downstairs, right?
You need to have more cellar dwellers to find the late ones.

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#8437
Jun 15, 2012
 
Men should not get into cat fights with a girl

“What did you expect? ”

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Didn't even notice, did you?

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#8438
Jun 15, 2012
 

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Mrs-Jessica-D wrote:
Men should not get into cat fights with a girl
So true. It's never good to show up unarmed.
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#8439
Jun 15, 2012
 

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Men Should Not, tell a woman she's getting a lil' chunky in the rear during a disagreement.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

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Jun 15, 2012
 

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Speak about past wives OR girlfriends WHEN they are undressing you..

“What did you expect? ”

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Didn't even notice, did you?

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#8441
Jun 15, 2012
 
Catch22 wrote:
Men Should Not, tell a woman she's getting a lil' chunky in the rear during a disagreement.
So when do you tell them?

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#8442
Jun 15, 2012
 
Colorado Chick wrote:
Speak about past wives OR girlfriends WHEN they are undressing you..
So now I'm confused.

If they're all there, who should I talk to?

I'll never figure out girls at this rate...

"Don't talk to me..." What did your friends say now. Why are you always hitting me?

"You never talk to me..." I wonder why I would sometimes.

"Why are you talking to her..." Duh? She bought me a drink. OWW! Stop hitting me!

"What's that supposed to mean?" Apparently, words just fall out of my mouth.

"Does this '[THIS] meaning any inane thing she's wearing' make me look fat." How on this earth could we answer that without consequences?
1. No. "What do you mean by that?" Now we have to guess what you are wearing that makes YOU think that makes you fat. More hitting.
2. Yes. Again with the hitting.

"Sometimes you don't even think about MY feelings!"

Ya'll don't think we think. We do, we just have to calculate, your mood, how you your friends are treating you at the time, if you're mad at your Mother, if your Mother is mad at you, if I missed the laundry basket with ONE sock, tell us to talk dirty to you and when we do say that we took it too far the next morning [YOU have to set set the boundries, otherwise when we do it and you're not saying anything then,[I digress again].

The list gets longer from here.

Bottom line - We'd like to solve calculus problems in a paper mill with a box full of unsharpened pencils.

The only problem with that is, you have slot A and we have Tab B. Almost like getting the last Christmas present put together, it was so we could get the vicious cycle started all over again.

Yet we ask ourselves why. We know why, and you take advantage of it.

Love You Sweetheart.

Sorry, "I Love you Sweetheart".

Don't get me started, you know how I am.

;D~
cuious

Jonesborough, TN

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#8443
Jun 15, 2012
 
Scratch theirselves, spit tobacco, and go without deoderant and showering. And don't hit on women (literally)

“To contract new debts...”

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is not the way to pay old ones

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#8444
Jun 16, 2012
 
cuious wrote:
And don't hit on women (literally)
Agreed, it takes a real douchbag to feel better bout himself for hitting a woman.
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#8445
Jun 16, 2012
 
For That man who hit's woman, watch out, the bottom of a cast iron skillet is calling your name!

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Men should not underestimate a woman.

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#8447
Jun 16, 2012
 

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Men should never cheat on a woman about anything for two reasons:
1 - A woman NEVER forgets and
2. Men have to sleep sometime.
Catch22

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Jun 16, 2012
 

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A man should not jump out from behind a tree in the dark to scare his wife!
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Jun 16, 2012
 

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A man should never tell a woman the only thing she is good for is a f$ck.

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