Things men should not do

“Reality”

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#8451 Jun 16, 2012
Men should not leave all the work to women!

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#8452 Jun 16, 2012
quilterqueen wrote:
Men should never cheat on a woman about anything for two reasons:
1 - A woman NEVER forgets and
2. Men have to sleep sometime.
thats why it is not always a bad thing to be single.

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

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Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#8453 Jun 16, 2012
Imnothing wrote:
A man should never tell a woman the only thing she is good for is a f$ck.
A real man would never say that to his woman...

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#8454 Jun 18, 2012
Imnothing wrote:
A man should never tell a woman the only thing she is good for is a f$ck.
Even when it is true?

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#8455 Jun 18, 2012
men should not be arsey...........
standalone

Blacksburg, VA

#8456 Jun 18, 2012
Men should not think only about their needs but also about the needs of their partner.

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Since: Jun 12

You don't even know about.....

#8457 Jun 18, 2012
Men should not try to be overbearing, women are always right!

“What did you expect? ”

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Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#8458 Jun 18, 2012
WildMountainHoney wrote:
Men should not try to be overbearing, women are always right!
I agree on the "try" part.

Your latter point has no merit.

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Since: Jun 12

You don't even know about.....

#8459 Jun 18, 2012
Ass's should not disagree w/ a woman! Women are always right...lol, have a good one!

“What did you expect? ”

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Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#8460 Jun 18, 2012
WildMountainHoney wrote:
Ass's should not disagree w/ a woman! Women are always right...lol, have a good one!
"Ass's"?(okay, now I have to ask)

If you are looking at at man, and all you're seeing is an ass, aren't you approaching things a little wrong?

Granted a man might, might miss a women approaching, we hate to see them go away, butt, we love to watch them.

GRRRRRRRRR! Rough! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck nyuck, whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop, gnah gnah gnah, boink!(Poke in the eye).

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#8461 Jun 19, 2012
men should not tweet about my certain body parts to customer services......

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Since: Jun 12

Ocala, FL

#8462 Jun 19, 2012
Marry.

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#8465 Jun 21, 2012
men should not be arsey......

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#8466 Jun 21, 2012
stacked and proud wrote:
men should not be arsey......
Yet a great number of us appear to be genetically hard-wired to be just that way. LOL

“To contract new debts...”

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Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#8467 Jun 21, 2012
stacked and proud wrote:
men should not tweet about my certain body parts to customer services......
I think that I can speak for most of the men here, not all but certainly most, we like your "certain body parts".

“To contract new debts...”

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Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#8469 Jun 21, 2012
I truly believe that S&P is more than smart enough to know that I am kidding with her.

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#8470 Jun 21, 2012
Chilli J wrote:
<quoted text>
Yet a great number of us appear to be genetically hard-wired to be just that way. LOL
then.... may i suggest a re wire......:)

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#8471 Jun 21, 2012
Hunglo wrote:
<quoted text>
I think that I can speak for most of the men here, not all but certainly most, we like your "certain body parts".
really??? i knew my lips would bring this kind of attention.......... lol

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#8472 Jun 21, 2012
Hunglo wrote:
I truly believe that S&P is more than smart enough to know that I am kidding with her.
yeah...... i do....

you fit??

“What did you expect? ”

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Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#8473 Jun 21, 2012
Tammie Jeanne wrote:
Oh...and I guarantee you...it is NOT the way to make a woman happy.
Okay... Ummm... I shouldn't ask this, but I can't resist.

So let's take this as a Power Point presentation:

First slide:

Overview;

- What you know about a women (Insert chart here)
- What we know about a women (Insert a chart, with 1 color with a big ? in the middle)

Second Slide - What you know;

- What you know about youself.

Third slde - What we know about the women we've met;

- This slide is multi-colered (even using mengenta and all the other colors men have no idea existed) slide

Fourth slide - Variations of knowledge;

- Your's a solid color
- Ours (again) multi-colered (even using mengenta and all the other colors men have no idea existed) slide

Next 20 or so slides covering the variations we're aware of

Last slide - Conclusion

-(Again) What we know about a women (Insert a chart, with 1 color with a big ? in the middle)

Simple huh?

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