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Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

There are 955 comments on the First Coast News Jacksonville story from Mar 28, 2008, titled Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table. In it, First Coast News Jacksonville reports that:

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his ...

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Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#1033 Sep 23, 2013
Wonder if he masticates at a fine dining, linen cloth covered table,,?

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Homefries

#1034 Sep 23, 2013
Anmooney wrote:
A whole new meaning to "metal bashing"
I bet he had some heavy chaffing in the days following this event.
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#1035 Sep 23, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
Wonder if he masticates at a fine dining, linen cloth covered table,,?
Them masticaters seem to everywhere these days?

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#1036 Sep 23, 2013
DILF wrote:
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I bet he had some heavy chaffing in the days following this event.
I am more concerned about the swarf, I know how much it hurts when you get it in your eye.....

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#1037 Sep 23, 2013
Some Canadian women been doing it with picnic tables for yrs.....

http://www.canadaka.net/pic-3143.html
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#1038 Sep 23, 2013
Naturally Wired wrote:
Some Canadian women been doing it with picnic tables for yrs.....
http://www.canadaka.net/pic-3143.html
Notice she seems to be whispering sweet nothings to it?

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#1039 Sep 23, 2013
Anmooney wrote:
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I am more concerned about the swarf, I know how much it hurts when you get it in your eye.....
"swarf"....I do not know this term.
What is it?
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#1040 Sep 23, 2013
DILF wrote:
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"swarf"....I do not know this term.
What is it?
Teenagers use the term often."I swarf I won't come".
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#1041 Sep 23, 2013
DILF wrote:
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"swarf"....I do not know this term.
What is it?
A thin metal shaving normally used in a lathes circumcision process.

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Shaft Of Light

#1042 Sep 23, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>A thin metal shaving normally used in a lathes circumcision process.
They use lathes for the circumcision process in New Zealand?
You mean, like a pencil sharpener?

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#1043 Sep 23, 2013
DILF wrote:
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"swarf"....I do not know this term.
What is it?
As Beatle said it is a material removed by cutting or grinding tools in the machining of metals. A metal version of wood splinters, painful when its in your eye

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#1044 Sep 23, 2013
OK, thank you all.
I now know what a "swarf" is.

I like to learn new things.

8-)

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#1045 Oct 24, 2013
Ought Oh, another man enters the furniture race!

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/23639078/man-wi...

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#1046 Feb 16, 2015
I could understand an End Table....but a picnic table? That's just sick!!!!

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#1047 Feb 18, 2015
I know right?! Lol

Spring is around the corner, I bet he'll be shopping for new and younger furniture to abuse?

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