Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic T...

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

There are 958 comments on the First Coast News Jacksonville story from Mar 28, 2008, titled Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table. In it, First Coast News Jacksonville reports that:

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his ...

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#993 Sep 3, 2013
I just burned my patio furniture...does that mean???



(it WAS a three beer job...lol!)

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#994 Sep 3, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
I just burned my patio furniture...does that mean???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =HNWLog3-YugXX
(it WAS a three beer job...lol!)
... ahunka ahunka burning love ... but no worries they got a shot for that now ...

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the road less traveled.....

#995 Sep 3, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... ahunka ahunka burning love ... but no worries they got a shot for that now ...
lol

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#997 Sep 4, 2013
This is a gateway problem......first, for starters, it's a picnic table.....next it will be aunt Irmas Tea set......

Where does it end?

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#998 Sep 4, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Soooooo....about how much wood do you have exactly? And how much did you say you are selling it for?
By the way, is the wood on the other side of the fence bigger? Or would say your wood is?
One last question. Does your wood smoke?
I rent it by the hour at the starting price of only $10 an hour for my cheaper woods, like particleboard or Black Palm?

Or you might like some of my more exotic woods African Blackwood, Bolivian Rosewood, Brown Ebony, Brazilian Ebony, Black & White Ebony or Leopardwood for the mere price of only $75 an hour?

I also have all night packages available for $200 a night and my exclusive exotics are available, as single woods or multiple wood sets for rent, some of the exotics include Cocobolo, Quarter Sawn Red Oak, Quilted Bubinga, Camatillo, Bocote, Amazon Rosewood.

I'll even throw in the backyard for an additional price of $500 with all my woods available, but call ahead so I can cover the back windows with blankets, I got kids you know.

You stain you clean, no exceptions, this ain't Blockbuster, if it ain't like it left the store I'll double the rate.

All this and more can be yours if the price is right!

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#999 Sep 4, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Soooooo....about how much wood do you have exactly? And how much did you say you are selling it for?
By the way, is the wood on the other side of the fence bigger? Or would say your wood is?
One last question. Does your wood smoke?
Last time my wood smoked, Smokey the Bear showed up and stomped out the fire, the cops got called, it got a little ugly as you can imagine, and that's all I can say about that on here lol.

The wood across the fence tends to swell during a good rainstorm, so if you that type of wood I don't know, but if you prefer quality wood over quantity, I'm your guy! lol

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#1000 Sep 4, 2013
I guess this guy was having himself a picnic.

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#1001 Sep 4, 2013
USA_1 wrote:
I guess this guy was having himself a picnic.
No, he was having sex.

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#1002 Sep 4, 2013
LOL!

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#1003 Sep 4, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I rent it by the hour at the starting price of only $10 an hour for my cheaper woods, like particleboard or Black Palm?
Or you might like some of my more exotic woods African Blackwood, Bolivian Rosewood, Brown Ebony, Brazilian Ebony, Black & White Ebony or Leopardwood for the mere price of only $75 an hour?
I also have all night packages available for $200 a night and my exclusive exotics are available, as single woods or multiple wood sets for rent, some of the exotics include Cocobolo, Quarter Sawn Red Oak, Quilted Bubinga, Camatillo, Bocote, Amazon Rosewood.
I'll even throw in the backyard for an additional price of $500 with all my woods available, but call ahead so I can cover the back windows with blankets, I got kids you know.
You stain you clean, no exceptions, this ain't Blockbuster, if it ain't like it left the store I'll double the rate.
All this and more can be yours if the price is right!
Wow, some exciting wood you have there.

Am interested. The package deal sounds pretty good. I would highly recommend covering the entire neighborhood, or pitching a very huge tent over all your wood.

Will let you know up front, I like to bite the wood I am handling to test the hardness of it. I do not leave marks, as is tacky to view later.

If I stain it, I will rub it out. Am real good at that.

Was wondering though, is there a way you could obtain some 'norwegian wood' as I love the sound of the words together, and there was once a song about it that really turned me on. Hypnotic at best.

Also, very large pieces of wood are a waste and painful for me to handle. So will go with your mid-size woods. The neighbor's wood does not interest me. Any thing that swells in the rain, tends to mold as time goes on. Can't be having that.

I've the mouth to put where my money is...so let's have at it.
See you on Friday at 7:PM, and will be done with the group of wood you've so kindly taken time to express to me...by Sunday morning.

Some wood, I like to feel again and again, if it feels right. Could never just be 'once a night'. I mean, some wood is like Lays potato chips. Can't just do one.

Thank you and may the wood games begin.

Oh yes, before I forget, tell your friend to drop off his donkey, in the event I tire of all that wood and need something else to ride.

Until then~

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#1004 Sep 4, 2013
P.S. I'm from Cleveland Ohio. Is a wood thing with us up that way. Wood keeps we chicks warm all winter long.

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#1005 Sep 4, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow, some exciting wood you have there.
Am interested. The package deal sounds pretty good. I would highly recommend covering the entire neighborhood, or pitching a very huge tent over all your wood.
Will let you know up front, I like to bite the wood I am handling to test the hardness of it. I do not leave marks, as is tacky to view later.
If I stain it, I will rub it out. Am real good at that.
Was wondering though, is there a way you could obtain some 'norwegian wood' as I love the sound of the words together, and there was once a song about it that really turned me on. Hypnotic at best.
Also, very large pieces of wood are a waste and painful for me to handle. So will go with your mid-size woods. The neighbor's wood does not interest me. Any thing that swells in the rain, tends to mold as time goes on. Can't be having that.
I've the mouth to put where my money is...so let's have at it.
See you on Friday at 7:PM, and will be done with the group of wood you've so kindly taken time to express to me...by Sunday morning.
Some wood, I like to feel again and again, if it feels right. Could never just be 'once a night'. I mean, some wood is like Lays potato chips. Can't just do one.
Thank you and may the wood games begin.
Oh yes, before I forget, tell your friend to drop off his donkey, in the event I tire of all that wood and need something else to ride.
Until then~
Whoa!!! Woohoo!!!
Sounds like you're getting some wood!!!

(hey wait.....that didn't sound right)

****DILF walks out shrugging his shoulders****

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#1006 Sep 4, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Whoa!!! Woohoo!!!
Sounds like you're getting some wood!!!
(hey wait.....that didn't sound right)
****DILF walks out shrugging his shoulders****
~laughing~ Hey now, haven't sealed the deal yet. Hard to say just how much wood I'm getting, or going to get. Depends on how much wood gets into me.~shakes head~ I mean..How much wood I get into. I'm not easy ...ya know. Just a bit of a freak.

~yells~ Is never enough...SenD pics...darn it!

Your time has come today.

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#1007 Sep 4, 2013
Good morning all

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#1009 Sep 4, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
~laughing~ Hey now, haven't sealed the deal yet. Hard to say just how much wood I'm getting, or going to get. Depends on how much wood gets into me.~shakes head~ I mean..How much wood I get into. I'm not easy ...ya know. Just a bit of a freak.
~yells~ Is never enough...SenD pics...darn it!
Your time has come today.
OK, so the deal is not done yet, just watch out in regards to guys talking about their wood, especially if their from a religious splinter group.....

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Fairfield, OH

#1010 Sep 4, 2013
Wood on Wood

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#1011 Sep 4, 2013
White Fire wrote:
Wood on Wood
Are you from San Fransisco by chance?

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#1012 Sep 4, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you from San Fransisco by chance?
San Fransisco?
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#1013 Sep 4, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Are you from San Fransisco by chance?
Yo Dilf,,? The San Francisco dudes are into fruit salads.
The picnic table fkrs gotta be from Florida or down South somewhere.

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#1014 Sep 4, 2013
USA_1 wrote:
I guess this guy was having himself a picnic.
I wonder if he secretly video taped himself for his own personal viewing later? lol

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