Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic T...

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

There are 955 comments on the First Coast News Jacksonville story from Mar 28, 2008, titled Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table. In it, First Coast News Jacksonville reports that:

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his ...

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JACK

Torrance, CA

#959 Jan 24, 2011
StrawberriShake34 wrote:
Sex in public places
catMomDu and Laura Beffy have been known to engage in that as a lesbian couple and when Beffy is turning tricks at the Senior Citizens Center.

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#971 Dec 25, 2011
I bet he had a "special" day today with his new Christmas tables?
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#972 Dec 25, 2011
Dirty slut table! The umbrella was out of town on business.

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#973 Dec 25, 2011
Ambulance Chaser wrote:
Dirty slut table! The umbrella was out of town on business.
lol

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#974 Apr 16, 2012
nuka wrote:
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WOW a lumber yard must be like an orgy to this dude!..
How goes it Ricky...have a good weekend!!.
LMAO, you're not kidding! lol

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Homefries

#975 Jun 27, 2012
Ambulance Chaser wrote:
Dirty slut table! The umbrella was out of town on business.
True, but that umbrella opened up for just about anybody.....so it's only fair.

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#976 Jun 30, 2013
This was the Hoppin thread

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#977 Jul 11, 2013
Hide your furniture at the Christmas parties, uncle Bob is giving them the eye again!

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#979 Aug 28, 2013
Big Time wrote:
This was the Hoppin thread
Yeah it was!

I bet that guy just woke up with a woody and is eyeballing that backyard furniture right about now?! lol

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Homefries

#980 Aug 28, 2013
Still, better than doing it with Harley.

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#981 Aug 28, 2013
DILF wrote:
Still, better than doing it with Harley.
I don't know some Harley's look pretty sweet! lol

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#982 Aug 28, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I don't know some Harley's look pretty sweet! lol
Uh, you obviously haven't seen the one I'm referring to.

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the road less traveled.....

#983 Aug 28, 2013
omg, thanks!!

to whoever it was that brought this golden boy back!

Somehow I 'found' this particular thread a number of years ago, while obviously spending useless time on the internet...and I laughed my ass off!!

I ended up adding my persona/self to this site and have never left. This thread is priceless, very funny! So happy to see it revived

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Cincinnati, OH

#984 Aug 28, 2013
was is name woody

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#985 Aug 29, 2013
I bet the guy had Lincoln log issues as a kid?

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#986 Aug 29, 2013
Ohioans are call Buckeyes for a reason.

A Buckeye is a worthless nut by definition. So I've been told.

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#987 Aug 30, 2013
White Fire wrote:
was is name woody
That was knot funny.

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Scappoose, Oregon USA

#988 Aug 30, 2013
Wow, I've been caught having sex ON a picnic table, but never with the picnic table! LOL

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#989 Sep 3, 2013
Jenji wrote:
Wow, I've been caught having sex ON a picnic table, but never with the picnic table! LOL
Nice!!!

Wanna go on a picnic?

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#990 Sep 3, 2013
I have some nice patio furniture I would like to prostitute out to this guy for a little extra money, it's also available for anyone else for the right price! I've got some light wood, dark wood and in between wood, hard wood, soft wood, whatever you like I've got it! And if I don't have it, I can get it over the fence lol

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