This Is Probably A Bad Idea......

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#145 Apr 30, 2013
Putting lobsters in a pot of cold water and then waiting for the water to boil.

Hint: The lobsters will leave the pot when it starts heating up.

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#146 Apr 30, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Putting lobsters in a pot of cold water and then waiting for the water to boil.
Hint: The lobsters will leave the pot when it starts heating up.
It sounds like you might just need smaller lobsters; some mild, easily-dissolved sedatives; or a bigger pot!

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Great State of Oklahoma!

#147 Apr 30, 2013
Barging in your parents room without knocking!

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#148 Apr 30, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
Barging in your parents room without knocking!
I still have nightmares.

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#149 Apr 30, 2013
Letting your son be an altar boy.
usayhesjustafrie nd

Moneta, VA

#150 Apr 30, 2013
Posting on topix !
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#151 Apr 30, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
Barging in your parents room without knocking!
OMG, the memories! WHY, hippichick, WHYYYYY?!?!?!?!?
usayhesjustafrie nd

Moneta, VA

#152 Apr 30, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
<quoted text>OMG, the memories! WHY, hippichick, WHYYYYY?!?!?!?!?
He shouldn't have had that witch in MY bed for our son to find! Yuk and unforgivable in every way!
me

Moneta, VA

#153 Apr 30, 2013
Using someone's picture on topix with out permission! Reported & talking to a lawyer! What u r doing is illegal! It will be handled! You know who u are.

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#154 Apr 30, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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It sounds like you might just need smaller lobsters; some mild, easily-dissolved sedatives; or a bigger pot!
~laughing~ Wasn't me. Was a story told to me. I laughed so hard.

Guy was trying to impress some lady. So he put the lobsters in the cold pot of water and put it on the stove. He went and was making out with the lady on the couch, when he heard a crash boom bang. The lobsters were on the floor walking around really mad.

Was one of the funnier stories I've heard.

Oh....I know how to cook a lobster, baby.

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#155 Apr 30, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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It sounds like you might just need smaller lobsters; some mild, easily-dissolved sedatives; or a bigger pot!
By the way, I like your suggestion. Sedated lobsters and bigger pot.
All needed now...is a fine wine & time.

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#156 May 1, 2013
Rebuilding in the same spot that floods every other year.

Seriously folks, not a good idea.

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#157 May 1, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
Barging in your parents room without knocking!
Barging in your son's room without knocking.
Hearing Aide

Huntington, NY

#158 May 1, 2013
Phil the Grillmaster wrote:
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Barging in your son's room without knocking.
Barging into your grandparents room with or without knocking!!!

8-|

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South Bend, IN

#159 May 1, 2013
Rushing into the bathroom right after dad came out.
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#160 May 1, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Rushing into the bathroom right after dad came out.
I tried trhat once.....it literally knocked me back 6 feet!!!!

8-|

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#161 May 2, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Rushing into the bathroom right after dad came out.
Now I'm the Dad. Smells the same oddly enough.

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#162 May 2, 2013
just wondering

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#163 May 2, 2013
Phil the Grillmaster wrote:
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Lol agreed

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#164 May 2, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
Barging in your parents room without knocking!
Uggg!

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