This Is Probably A Bad Idea......

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#355 Jan 7, 2014
... brown coloured sheets ...

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Nehwon

#356 Jan 15, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
Enlarging your own breasts.
Well, yeah. if you didn't opt in for aligning the headlights.

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#357 Jan 15, 2014
Wrestling with bears?

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Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#358 Jan 15, 2014
Growing a beard, then strapping a backpack to your chest, and then run through Time Square yelling "Allah Akbar!!!!".
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#359 Jan 15, 2014
Bare-back riding alligators

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#360 Jan 15, 2014
beatlesinthebog wrote:
Bare-back riding alligators
http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/gator-bo...

they're from Florida..

....here in Louisiana they just choot em...

http://www.history.com/shows/swamp-people

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Spotted World

#361 Jan 15, 2014
greymouser wrote:
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Well, yeah. if you didn't opt in for aligning the headlights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =u1alISOTGfEXX
I was thinking more in terms of the Home Depot DIY breast enlargement kit.

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#362 Jan 15, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
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I was thinking more in terms of the Home Depot DIY breast enlargement kit.
I saw an old episode of Marcus Welby...at one point, they actually used silicone in Breast enlargements, that was considered for industrial use...so what you are saying here, is not so far fetched...sad but true.
jno

Waynesboro, VA

#363 Jan 15, 2014
Me & Topix

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Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#364 Jan 16, 2014
jno wrote:
Me & Topix
Why?
jno

Waynesboro, VA

#365 Jan 16, 2014
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>Why?
Because I always get banned when I speak the truth to a certain lil lady.

Since: Aug 08

Ashburn, VA

#366 Jan 16, 2014
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>
http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/gator-bo...
they're from Florida..
....here in Louisiana they just choot em...
http://www.history.com/shows/swamp-people
... where da at ... i cant finx them ... and stop being such a hussie wit beatle while im gone ... private eyes are watching you ... hauling oates ...

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#367 Jan 16, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text> ... where da at ... i cant finx them ... and stop being such a hussie wit beatle while im gone ... private eyes are watching you ... hauling oates ...
haha glad you didn't see capn greg singing to me whilst I was cooking up bacon for breakfast...ooopppsss... go have yourself a good time...you know you're my only Teddy... still waiting on word... grrr ...don't forget to check out the real estate ...I just don't think I can Do COLD...

AIias - Trish
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#368 Jan 16, 2014
This is probably a bad idea to create a thread to ask some of the political questions I (and others) have. OMG - WTH is going on and will it EVER get better???

Without bashing the reds/blues/off's ... why can't we actually implement more of the positive actions necessary to change the climate of discontent and discourse and discouragements of the day.

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Nehwon

#369 Jan 16, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
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I was thinking more in terms of the Home Depot DIY breast enlargement kit.
Ahhh, got ya.

That would be a bad idea.

Imagine going to a topless beach in Spain.

You ask your BF/Husband if he thinks that woman over there is prettier than you.

Would you be prepared for this answer?

"Not really. But that guy over there has some impressive boobs."

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#370 Jan 16, 2014
Everything went well this past quarter with no major incidents. But having boring numbers isn't noticeable when it comes to review time.

I was thinking of using the power of interpretative dance.

All the numbers were green so the presenter, an overweight IT guy with the latest hip glasses in a camouflage leotard, could be the tree.

Waving in the wind, bending, not breaking but standing strong.

And yet displaying the day to day obstacles overcome with his jazz hands.

I'm pretty sure that will make a big impression on the powers that be.

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#371 Jan 23, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
Peanut butter and onion sandwich with anchovies.
Ugg, I like peanut butter and banana sandwiches!

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Spotted World

#372 Jan 23, 2014
DondoDork wrote:
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Ugg, I like peanut butter and banana sandwiches!
Those are good.:-) How are you?

For the game: Visine with jalapeno.

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Level 8

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#373 Jan 23, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Those are good.:-) How are you?
For the game: Visine with jalapeno.
I'm great, and you?

Switching out the KY Jelly in your nightstand w/Vicks Vapor Rub!
Independent

United States

#374 Jan 23, 2014
jno wrote:
Because I always get banned when I speak the truth to a certain lil lady.
So lie
or talk to someone else
or learn diplomacy

I am working on the diplomacy angle myself

:^/

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