This Is Probably A Bad Idea......

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#268 May 31, 2013
greymouser wrote:
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Are you suggesting that a marriage proposal should go like "After you've completed cooking classes from my ma, will you marry me?"
LOL, nah.. each to their own I suppose. It wasn't really the cooking skills that originally attracted me to my better half, anyway.But it sure helps when at least one or the both of you can cook.

Depending on others to make your meals for you is nice occasionally, but you never know exactly what you might be getting. That's why I'm always nice when we do go out, and to leave a generous tip. I always get a chuckle out of people that are just down right rude to waitresses, etc. Because that probably greatly increases the risk of "extras" when they get the meal. It's gross & not right, but I would imagine that's just the way it is sometimes.
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#269 May 31, 2013
Eating Ex-Lax before going pogo sticking........

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#270 May 31, 2013
Bounce Bounce Splat wrote:
Eating Ex-Lax before going pogo sticking........
That's a definite no no! Whatever you do, don't take one with a sleeping pill either!

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#271 Jun 5, 2013
Will Munny wrote:
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LOL, nah.. each to their own I suppose. It wasn't really the cooking skills that originally attracted me to my better half, anyway.But it sure helps when at least one or the both of you can cook.
Depending on others to make your meals for you is nice occasionally, but you never know exactly what you might be getting. That's why I'm always nice when we do go out, and to leave a generous tip. I always get a chuckle out of people that are just down right rude to waitresses, etc. Because that probably greatly increases the risk of "extras" when they get the meal. It's gross & not right, but I would imagine that's just the way it is sometimes.
There's a lot of bait on these hooks. Perhaps I should take a bite and completely derail the thread...

;)

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#272 Jun 5, 2013
Grilling Shish-Kabobs... WITH...RAPUNZEL... Golden Loooong Hair..

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..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#273 Jun 6, 2013
Did I mention the third testicle?

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#274 Jun 7, 2013
Heating oil..for french fries..AND .going to change the baby's diaper.. YIKES!!

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#275 Jun 7, 2013
Boiling water to make it safe to drink takes too long.

Perhaps I should deep fat fry the water to save time...

naked.

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..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#276 Jun 8, 2013
When I was 12, my dad's friend Wayne saw me doing some sweet BMX jumps on a dirt ramp that I had made.

He finished off his beer and said, "Let me try that."

Half-way through the 10" jump, he decides to bail out and ends up landing on his face, sliding through the gravel. F*cked my bike up.

I learned a valuable lesson that day:

If you are over 30, never try something that a 12 yr old is doing.

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Fairfield, OH

#277 Jul 31, 2013
Tequila flavored condoms

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#278 Jul 31, 2013
PARACHUTING... into the Bermuda TRIANGLE...

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#279 Jul 31, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
PARACHUTING... into the Bermuda TRIANGLE...
I agree.

You need to make a reservation for an alien pick up there.

If you don't, you risk the chance of a Carnival cruise ship coming to your rescue.

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#282 Aug 1, 2013
skateboarding on ice while drunk.

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#283 Aug 1, 2013
Picking tree apples and FORGETTING your basket...

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#284 Aug 1, 2013
Icy Hot baby wipes

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#285 Aug 1, 2013
Getting a condom for manly toy but no toy was there....

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#286 Aug 1, 2013
Hanging a huge oil painting (that you personally paid for)... of your wife's very least favorite sister on the wall, right next to your family portrait. Then set down on the couch and stare at it longingly... until the explosion.

Not that I would do that... unless I'm feeling suicidal and desire a quick death.

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#287 Aug 1, 2013
Inviting your parents to dinner.. to MEET your NEW BF...A heavy metal Drummer... Hmmmmm...

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#288 Aug 2, 2013
White Fire wrote:
skateboarding on ice while drunk.
Is trying to snowboard in the Poconos while drunk close enough?

If I may impart my experience, always fall forward if you are snowboarding. Even if it sounds like landing on your knees or face.

Falling backward lands you on your butt. But not the fleshy part rather the tailbone area.

The apres* ski hot tub and beers doesn't do squat to heal for the next day's run there...

*there should be a close quote symbol above the e there. One of these days, I'll figure out how to put.. or ^ above words of European origin.

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#289 Aug 2, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
Inviting your parents to dinner.. to MEET your NEW BF...A heavy metal Drummer... Hmmmmm...
But you get some charity points there.

That's one less homeless person off the streets...

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