What do you do for exercise?

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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#111 Apr 7, 2013
Heres a little humor..if my body were a car,this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...but thats not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.My traction is not as graceful as it once was.I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.My fuel rate burns inefficiently,but here's the worst of it---Almost every time I sneeze,cough or sputtter either my radiater leaks or my exhaust backfires.
have a good one...

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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#114 Apr 7, 2013
I ran for 2 minutes the other day. I had to come back because I forgot something. I forgot I can't run for 2 minutes! LOL!

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#115 Apr 7, 2013
I exercise plus speed walk..

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#116 Apr 7, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
I exercise plus speed walk..
Ok.. I'll chase you!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Great State of Oklahoma!

#117 Apr 7, 2013
LMAO! I feel sorry for those with no sense of humor! Lighten up, will ya?

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#118 Apr 7, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
Heres a little humor..if my body were a car,this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...but thats not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.My traction is not as graceful as it once was.I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.My fuel rate burns inefficiently,but here's the worst of it---Almost every time I sneeze,cough or sputtter either my radiater leaks or my exhaust backfires.
have a good one...
Princess Hey..Penned very well.. Gave me a chuckle.. Thanks..!!..HAVE A PLEASANT SUNDAY!!!

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#119 Apr 7, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
LMAO! I feel sorry for those with no sense of humor! Lighten up, will ya?
I think if she walks fast enough she will lighten up! LOL!

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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#120 Apr 7, 2013
you got it C.C. hope you have a good one ..I knew you would like it..okay Sky lets get going you gonna chase me..

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#121 Apr 7, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
you got it C.C. hope you have a good one ..I knew you would like it..okay Sky lets get going you gonna chase me..
Gladly--and when I catch you, we're BOTH gonna burn off some calories!---and not by running either! Muah!

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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#122 Apr 7, 2013
ohh think so huh well you have to catch me first..LOL..Muah right back at cha...LOL..:O)
harleyhoney

Hinton, Canada

#123 Apr 7, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
I ran for 2 minutes the other day. I had to come back because I forgot something. I forgot I can't run for 2 minutes! LOL!
That is funny.
harleyhoney

Hinton, Canada

#124 Apr 7, 2013
I hula hoop, do planks, then some weights, sit ups, dance, some yoga.

Beautiful Black Molly

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#125 Apr 7, 2013
Planks? Are we talking 2X4's?

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#126 Apr 7, 2013
I play with the neighbor kids on their gym play sets... their tire swings... BABYSITTING IS NOT FOR WIMPS!!!

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#127 Apr 8, 2013
With a broken back - just getting out of bed is an exercise!
No Mans Land

Huntington, NY

#128 Apr 8, 2013
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Planks? Are we talking 2X4's?
No no no..... The guys she ends up with have to tie planks to their back so they don't fall all the way in.......

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#129 Apr 13, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
With a broken back - just getting out of bed is an exercise!
Broken back!? OMG. I'm so sorry! Can I rub it to make it feel better? Hang in there honey. I feel for you!
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#130 Apr 14, 2013
How did you break your back?
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#131 Apr 14, 2013
Did you step on a crack?

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#132 Apr 15, 2013
Sexercise.

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