Make up your wildest Headline.

“He went belly up!”

Level 1

Since: Apr 08

Dont credit yourself so highly

#125 Sep 1, 2008
Raymonty wrote:
"Stonie and Rockman Fall In Love"
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Your full of it today!

XD
Rev JesseJackson

Jacksonville, FL

#126 Sep 1, 2008
Jesse Jackson to German Evangelists : Ich Bien Ein Bible thumper"

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#127 Sep 1, 2008
BLACK_IRISH_DRAGON wrote:
<quoted text>purple gurl and black irish dragon worked out their differences and are getting married!!!!!
You know what they say, don't believe half of what you read. And with that:

"New Newspaper Contains No Lies Nor Exagerations"
"Man Consumates Marriage with Right Hand"
"Purple Gurl Turns Green From Skin Mishap"
"Canada and Mexico Become States"
"Ice Found In Earth's Core"
"Error Free Version of Windows Released"

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#128 Sep 1, 2008
"Man in Celery Suit Accused of Stalking"

"Millions Awaken to Green Sky"

"Purple Precipitation Puzzles Police"

"Baby Born With Purple Hair"

"New Beer Heals Liver Disease"

"New Candy Bar Fights Diabetes"

"New Cigarette Used as Cancer Treatment"

“In the Spirit of Crazy Horse”

Level 1

Since: Apr 08

Pine ridge South Dakota

#129 Sep 1, 2008
BLACK_IRISH_DRAGON wrote:
<quoted text>purple gurl and black irish dragon worked out their differences and are getting married!!!!!
Reverand White asked to do the ceremony>
Lugnut

Florence, SC

#130 Sep 1, 2008
There are some things even I wouldn't do. Rev. Wright

“Laugh it's good for you...”

Since: Sep 07

AND IT TICKS PEOPLE OFF

#131 Sep 1, 2008
Raymonty wrote:
"Stonie and Rockman Fall In Love"
ROTF LMAO!!!!! Thanks for the laugh, that was a good one!!
Civic-SI

Florence, SC

#132 Sep 2, 2008
Barry and Bin Biden win the election.

“Dont leave your girl round me”

Since: Aug 08

ATLANTA/GA

#133 Sep 2, 2008
!!WE'RE SORRY TO INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM!!
we have breaking news!!after only 16 hours black irish has filed for divorce with purple girl!
we have reporters on the scene with an exclusive interview of the soon to be ex couple."purple gurl can you tell us what happened?!" ~~sniff~~sniff~~ "i dont know what happened,who would divorce me im so smart im the greatest thing in the world i am queen of the galaxy.~~sniff~~sniff~~sobb~~i love that boy" "mr irish ,mr irish?!can you tell the people what happened?!" "well it was simple i spelled something wrong when i was a child and she found out and became crazy!and she was asking for too much of my dragon,i told her i needed some sleep and she could keep her hands off the dragon she wouldnt listen so thats why we are where we are."
!!stay tuned for more updates on the big break up!!.......now back to the golden gurlz......

“Gone Fishing!”

Since: Mar 08

Ballston Spa, NY

#134 Sep 2, 2008
MoMaria wrote:
<quoted text>ROTF LMAO!!!!! Thanks for the laugh, that was a good one!!
"Rockman & Stonie Getting Married", the wedding will take place at Rebecca's aunts house in Florida,all are welcome to come and kiss the bride!.... Bring your mothers for the Dirty Old Dog to hump their legs.

P.S. Invitations are bring taken at 'Ourhouse' for the reception which will be this Friday(Sept.5,Y8).
DILF

Medford, NY

#135 Sep 3, 2008
"Harley Honey donates skin from face so that leather shoes can be made for 3 homeless children".....stay tuned for more news at 11:00.

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#136 Sep 3, 2008
Chuck Norris shoots an Iraqi plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" -

Details at 11:00

“Take it and own it, again.”

Level 4

Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#137 Sep 3, 2008
DAVE IS HERE .......... MAN!!
KRBi

Georgetown, SC

#138 Feb 21, 2011
Everything, Everywhere is FREE! No cost for anything!

“whut r u looking at?”

Since: Feb 11

sugar land tx

#139 Feb 21, 2011
my cat just died!

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#140 Feb 21, 2011
Illegal Aliens Protest With Mass Suicide

“Maytime”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#141 Feb 23, 2011
Spotted .. Dalmation stealing from butcher's shop:
Obama Bin Biden

Pittsburgh, PA

#142 Feb 23, 2011
Obama caught praying in a MOSQUE!!!

“Maytime”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#143 Feb 23, 2011
Police Uncover House thief who hid
under the blankets, in owner's bed:

“So you thought I was banned?”

Since: Mar 10

Guess again.

#145 Feb 23, 2011
How about-'Mikey get's a job',no I've got it, how about 'Geno keeps a steady girlfriend'. Either of those would shock the world.

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