What's your tip for the day?

Spirit67_
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#146 Jul 17, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
If you can't get along with someone even if it's family.....stay away.
I agree HML.....I stay away too! I hope you stay Blessed!
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#147 Jul 17, 2014
If you can't stand the heat,,, don't get married !!
Likewise,,,
If you can't bring the heat,,, don't get married !!

“..she was the ONLY person..”

Since: Jun 08

...Trump could have beat.....

#148 Jul 17, 2014
.....if yer single, stay single.....if yer married, stay married.......

“..she was the ONLY person..”

Since: Jun 08

...Trump could have beat.....

#149 Jul 17, 2014
...do not monkey with another monkey's monkey..........

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#150 Jul 17, 2014
Ozzie wrote:
Beware of eating beans.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
~Oz
But if you capped your butt to capture that natural gas...

You might produce enough natural gas for your stove to cook more beans.

Which produces more gas which allows you to cook more beans.

Holy cow! This could be a perpetual motion machine!

Now that can't be true. There must be a fatal flaw in there somewhere...

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#151 Jul 17, 2014
greymouser wrote:
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But if you capped your butt to capture that natural gas...
You might produce enough natural gas for your stove to cook more beans.
Which produces more gas which allows you to cook more beans.
Holy cow! This could be a perpetual motion machine!
Now that can't be true. There must be a fatal flaw in there somewhere...
I found him..........a little bloated.....
http://www.aviatortrader.com/wp-content/uploa...

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#152 Jul 17, 2014
If the light bulb doesn't shine when you turn the lamp on, take the bulb out and shake it to hear if the bulb has burned out.

Do not stick your finger in the socket to see if the electric current is flowing.

For the guys, do not ever test to see if the electric current is running with your junk. If you do, that emergency room nurse will blog the case and it may just go viral.
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Since: Oct 12

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#153 Jul 17, 2014
greymouser wrote:
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But if you capped your butt to capture that natural gas...
You might produce enough natural gas for your stove to cook more beans.
Which produces more gas which allows you to cook more beans.
Holy cow! This could be a perpetual motion machine!
Now that can't be true. There must be a fatal flaw in there somewhere...
You may be on to something here. It is believed in some circles that cow farts are behind global warming.:p

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Since: Jul 11

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#154 Jul 17, 2014
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,, baffle them with bullshyt.

“Studying the Human Conditon”

Since: Jan 14

Appling, GA, USA

#156 Jul 18, 2014
Ozzie wrote:
Beware of eating beans.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
~Oz
Never eat a pound of beans and a pound of cheese at the same time.
You'll blow your head off!!

“Studying the Human Conditon”

Since: Jan 14

Appling, GA, USA

#157 Jul 18, 2014
Save Allentown wrote:
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It's human activities that are the real culprit of global warming.
Lighten up S.A. This is supposed to be fun.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#158 Jul 18, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,, baffle them with bullshyt.
My boss is good at this ! Lol

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#159 Jul 18, 2014
Righty tighty ... Lefty loosey ...

“..she was the ONLY person..”

Since: Jun 08

...Trump could have beat.....

#160 Jul 18, 2014
....never....ever......pull uncle freds finger..........

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#161 Jul 18, 2014
When entering a new game ALWAYS read the instruction on how to play.

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Since: Jul 11

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#162 Jul 18, 2014
Think twice, post once.

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#163 Jul 18, 2014
If it ain't broke, don't fix it...

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Since: Jul 11

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#164 Jul 18, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
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My boss is good at this ! Lol
Seems to be an over abundance of those these days, I can remember when the boss was actually smarter than the underlings.

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#165 Jul 18, 2014
Don't get your panties in a bunch (iconner), might cause an aneurysm. :^)

“The beard faded...”

Since: May 14

to 62 shades of gray

#166 Jul 18, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
Seems to be an over abundance of those these days, I can remember when the boss was actually smarter than the underlings.
Ahhh.....for the good ole days.....

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