What's your tip for the day?

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#84 Jul 14, 2014
If you love it set it free..if it comes back it was meant to be..

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#85 Jul 14, 2014
Princess Hey wrote:
If you love it set it free..if it comes back it was meant to be..
If it doesn't ....shoot it! Lol j/k

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#86 Jul 14, 2014
Heroin kills.

Sorry,'sall I got tonight.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#87 Jul 15, 2014
A leper hired a hooker and told her, "keep the tip!"

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#88 Jul 15, 2014
you made me laugh Brandi..that was a good one..LOL..
Marley

Huntington, NY

#89 Jul 15, 2014
When riding on the back of a motorcycle, hold on tight.
Falling off and skidding a tenth of a mile did this to my face....

“Studying the Human Conditon”

Since: Jan 14

Appling, GA, USA

#90 Jul 15, 2014
Eat, Drink and be Mary.

“Studying the Human Conditon”

Since: Jan 14

Appling, GA, USA

#91 Jul 15, 2014
Sorry, that should be "be merry."

“Tis the Season”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

I ain't Misbehavin'

#92 Jul 15, 2014
Upon reading this message on Topix

Over and over and over again..

Safari cannot open the page
because too many
redirects occurred

Redirect yourself elsewheres other than Topix.

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#93 Jul 15, 2014
Today it will be 25%

“The beard faded...”

Since: May 14

to 62 shades of gray

#94 Jul 15, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
A leper hired a hooker and told her, "keep the tip!"
Sick.....LOL.....eww

My tip for today.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

Break Time

Beverly, MA

#95 Jul 15, 2014
Nope, tip of the day, throw a party for tiny animals. They will appreciate it more than a bunch of spoiled 7-year-olds. They will have better table manners too:

http://m.youtube.com/watch...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#96 Jul 15, 2014
Take care of yourself 'cause no one else will.
The Chef

Huntington, NY

#97 Jul 15, 2014
Beef tip.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#98 Jul 15, 2014
Better late than pregnant.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#99 Jul 15, 2014
Ask your Hubby for his Credit Card. WHEN ya Goooooo ANTIQUE Shopping..Ahhhhh..Thanks Babe!!

“omg! omg! omg! OMG!!”

Since: Jun 08

he took a phone call?!!!

#100 Jul 15, 2014
...never enter a discussion about religion, politics, or cornbread recipes.........
Ozzie

Lafayette, CA

#101 Jul 15, 2014
David Blair: Iceberg ahead...
~Oz

:)

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#102 Jul 15, 2014
When estimating how long or how much a house project will take, take your initial guess and then multiply it by 5.

Then you have a chance to get it finished under time and under budget to the surprise of all involved and exceed expectations.

By using a multiplier of 5 instead of 3, you should have some beer drinking and sports watching time included in the estimate.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#103 Jul 15, 2014
As a kid or tween I never received a b.b. gun or air rifle like a lot of other kids
On my 12 th Bday my Dad gave me a 22rifle.:) Rick

"IF YOUR OUT SHOOTIN OUT STREET LIGHTS AT LEAST I WILL BE
ABLE TO HEAR YOU" My DAD

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