“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#885 Sep 2, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
If a rooster is sitting on an A frame roof and laid an egg.What side would it roll?
Call the Chicken Police!

That rooster eggnapped some hen's egg and is threatening to roll it off the roof.

In fowl domestic disturbances like this, you need a professional negotiator.

Someone sly like a fox...

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#886 Sep 2, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!!
Ahh, the old Weed Deed Law.

That has been amended with paragraph 7 to also include:

A friend who lives in Colorado,
Who allows you to stay on couch all day-do,
Is a righteous duderino,
But you still need to buy your own dime bag-arino.
Pizzas, Mountain Dew and Doritos.

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#888 Sep 3, 2014
You can't see a rainbow unless you turn your back to the sun.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#889 Sep 4, 2014
Trust yourself

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#890 Sep 4, 2014
If you Love someone, tell them.....

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#891 Sep 4, 2014
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
Trust yourself
RIGHT ON!! Chick..Just How many "i's" are in YOUR Name, anyways??

Oh my Tip..RESPECT yourself.. then You Can RESPECT Others.

Have a ROCKIN'..T.G.I.F. Bar Hop Round on ME!!!
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#892 Sep 4, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
<quoted text> RIGHT ON!! Chick..Just How many "i's" are in YOUR Name, anyways??
Oh my Tip..RESPECT yourself.. then You Can RESPECT Others.
Have a ROCKIN'..T.G.I.F. Bar Hop Round on ME!!!
No ice please ...! thanks

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#893 Sep 4, 2014
count your blessings

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#894 Sep 4, 2014
It's better to have something and not need it than to need something and not have it.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#895 Sep 5, 2014
If it doesn't feel right, it probably isn't.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#896 Sep 5, 2014
Keep an eye on the albino cobra, he is a wily one.

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#898 Sep 5, 2014
Don't keep repeating the same mistakes and expecting different results, sure sign of insanity!

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#899 Sep 5, 2014
If it's conceivable it's achievable.
HH

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#902 Sep 5, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
If it's conceivable it's achievable.
HH
There will be plenty who will try to discourage you or to actively take steps so you do not achieve .

And if they succeed, they can point out to your failure to others as example of why you shouldn't even try.

“"yes"”

Level 6

Since: Sep 12

Los Angeles

#905 Sep 5, 2014
10% for poor service - 15% for average service - 20% for exceptional service

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#906 Sep 5, 2014
Rose of Tralee wrote:
10% for poor service - 15% for average service - 20% for exceptional service
*Offer valid only in the US. Other terms and conditions may apply. Pretending the waitstaff are your personal servants like you are a slave master is a reflection upon yourself of the glory that you wish to be.

“"yes"”

Level 6

Since: Sep 12

Los Angeles

#907 Sep 5, 2014
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
*Offer valid only in the US. Other terms and conditions may apply. Pretending the waitstaff are your personal servants like you are a slave master is a reflection upon yourself of the glory that you wish to be.
????

Uh, no. I waited tables to put myself through college.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#908 Sep 5, 2014
Rose of Tralee wrote:
<quoted text>
????
Uh, no. I waited tables to put myself through college.
So tell us.

What little tricks did you do to improve your tips?

A little touch on the shoulder?

Draw a smiley face on the check?

Perhaps a Biblical reference on the check for the dreaded Sunday "Keep the 'Sabbath' Holy" after church crowd?

Did you deal drugs that is notoriously rampant in the restaurant biz?

Or between waiting tables you danced on the stage where you made most of your money in dollar bills? Or was your tuition paid from the "champagne room"?

“Blue Jean Baby..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

LA Lady..

#909 Sep 5, 2014
Don't ask so many questions. ;) ^^

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#910 Sep 5, 2014
Crazy Beautiful wrote:
Don't ask so many questions. ;)^^
Aww.

But I want to hear the lies in reply.

It can be quite entertaining to see the web they weave.

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