“Fishin' in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#861 Aug 31, 2014
Never blow into the water bong (bubbler).
Trish - ThatAintNoAlias

Sikeston, MO

#862 Sep 1, 2014
Always tell it like it is.

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#863 Sep 1, 2014
Public restroom etiquette dictates that it's unacceptable to flush when the person in the next stall is talking on the phone...
razz58

Flossmoor, IL

#864 Sep 1, 2014
When taking a shower always start at the top.
Krypteia

Tunbridge Wells, UK

#865 Sep 1, 2014
Don't pee in the swimming pool,,,I got caught having a pee and the lifeguard shouted so loud at me I nearly fell in..

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#866 Sep 1, 2014
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>hahahaha ...... good fun ! When our middle daughter got new boy-friend I think she had mentioned things to him ........ yer couldn't meet a nicer bloke ... brought all different nice beers around ..... and when he thought he was in ...... took us all to a brilliant cajun restaurant and proceeded to fill us with likker ..... hahahaha ..... while having a little private tet-a-tet at the bar I inadvertantly mentioned that if he ever pissed her round he'd probably get his head caved in ....... hahahahahaha !!! He handled it beautifully and now we have the most gorgeous little Lily- Mae grandchild to play with ....... ooops..'scuse the damp page ... hahaha Hint .... Keep 'em off balance !
I was reading this and what Rick posted got me thinking about this younger guy years ago.My husband and I had signed our separation papers about a week when this young guy approached me.Talking about talking sh*t with him I did.Surprised myself.Didn't know I had it in me..The more he talked the more sh*t so did I ...Anyway he said he will be back..He never has....lol...

“Fishin' in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#867 Sep 1, 2014
Always check the T.P. dispenser before getting comfortable on your throne.
night machine

Sikeston, MO

#868 Sep 1, 2014
A careless word may kindle strife,
A cruel word may wreck a life;
A timely word may lessen stress,
A loving word may heal and bless.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#869 Sep 1, 2014
Hmmm...Glad I got something to eat and light to see by...Thanks you for caring..

:o)
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#871 Sep 2, 2014
It's too hot to have think of a 'tip'!
Alias

Sikeston, MO

#872 Sep 2, 2014
A Tip ??

Quit yerbitchen and how about growing the dern up while you're at it.
Alias

Sikeston, MO

#873 Sep 2, 2014
DMAN wrote:
Don't pi$$ down my back and tell me its raining.. ;)
***Learn to hold your tongue Trish,... learn to hold your tongue.

Perhaps you could move from the position you may be it for that to happen. Preventative
measures, you know?

“when will we know when”

Since: Jun 08

we have spent enough money?

#874 Sep 2, 2014
...treat yer bride like she was still yer girlfriend.........

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#876 Sep 2, 2014
When someone lies to you be aware what else they may do.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#879 Sep 2, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
When someone lies to you be aware what else they may do.
Do your best at everything you do.

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#880 Sep 2, 2014
Be JOYFUL..Each One of us has the GIFT to Help Somebody..;)
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#881 Sep 2, 2014
Thank the judge when she fines you 500.00 dollars instead of 6 months jail and don't carry your chainsaw in with you .... the detectors go haywire !
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#882 Sep 2, 2014
........oh yes ,don't also take the dope pipe that you've just removed from your childs bedroom and forgotten it's in your pocket ......!!!!
Emerald

Bethlehem, PA

#883 Sep 2, 2014
Put a little dose of extra happiness into your day - have some chocolate!

“Fishin' in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#884 Sep 2, 2014
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!!

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