What's your tip for the day?
Level 5

Since: May 13

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#871 Sep 2, 2014
It's too hot to have think of a 'tip'!
Alias

Jackson, MO

#872 Sep 2, 2014
A Tip ??

Quit yerbitchen and how about growing the dern up while you're at it.
Alias

Jackson, MO

#873 Sep 2, 2014
DMAN wrote:
Don't pi$$ down my back and tell me its raining.. ;)
***Learn to hold your tongue Trish,... learn to hold your tongue.

Perhaps you could move from the position you may be it for that to happen. Preventative
measures, you know?

“..as bad as she is..and she is”

Since: Jun 08

.he has squandered his chance.

#874 Sep 2, 2014
...treat yer bride like she was still yer girlfriend.........

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#876 Sep 2, 2014
When someone lies to you be aware what else they may do.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#879 Sep 2, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
When someone lies to you be aware what else they may do.
Do your best at everything you do.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#880 Sep 2, 2014
Be JOYFUL..Each One of us has the GIFT to Help Somebody..;)
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#881 Sep 2, 2014
Thank the judge when she fines you 500.00 dollars instead of 6 months jail and don't carry your chainsaw in with you .... the detectors go haywire !
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#882 Sep 2, 2014
........oh yes ,don't also take the dope pipe that you've just removed from your childs bedroom and forgotten it's in your pocket ......!!!!
Emerald

Allentown, PA

#883 Sep 2, 2014
Put a little dose of extra happiness into your day - have some chocolate!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#884 Sep 2, 2014
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#885 Sep 2, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
If a rooster is sitting on an A frame roof and laid an egg.What side would it roll?
Call the Chicken Police!

That rooster eggnapped some hen's egg and is threatening to roll it off the roof.

In fowl domestic disturbances like this, you need a professional negotiator.

Someone sly like a fox...

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#886 Sep 2, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!!
Ahh, the old Weed Deed Law.

That has been amended with paragraph 7 to also include:

A friend who lives in Colorado,
Who allows you to stay on couch all day-do,
Is a righteous duderino,
But you still need to buy your own dime bag-arino.
Pizzas, Mountain Dew and Doritos.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#888 Sep 3, 2014
You can't see a rainbow unless you turn your back to the sun.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#889 Sep 4, 2014
Trust yourself

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#890 Sep 4, 2014
If you Love someone, tell them.....

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#891 Sep 4, 2014
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
Trust yourself
RIGHT ON!! Chick..Just How many "i's" are in YOUR Name, anyways??

Oh my Tip..RESPECT yourself.. then You Can RESPECT Others.

Have a ROCKIN'..T.G.I.F. Bar Hop Round on ME!!!
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#892 Sep 4, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
<quoted text> RIGHT ON!! Chick..Just How many "i's" are in YOUR Name, anyways??
Oh my Tip..RESPECT yourself.. then You Can RESPECT Others.
Have a ROCKIN'..T.G.I.F. Bar Hop Round on ME!!!
No ice please ...! thanks

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#893 Sep 4, 2014
count your blessings

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#894 Sep 4, 2014
It's better to have something and not need it than to need something and not have it.

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