What's your tip for the day?

Level 1

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#601 Aug 24, 2014
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#602 Aug 24, 2014
A penny saved is ridiculous

You'll probably need more than that...lol

:)

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#603 Aug 24, 2014
Old Sam wrote:
<quoted text>
...do you still have my awol bag.....?
... yup ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#604 Aug 24, 2014
... never look up during a pigeon race ...

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#605 Aug 24, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
... never look up during a pigeon race ...
LOL

never look a mean bull in the eye if you're crossing
A farmer's field:)

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#606 Aug 24, 2014
In the memo box of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors"...

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#607 Aug 24, 2014
Tip of the day:

Don't sit beside Enzo in a dress ;) lol

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#608 Aug 24, 2014
Summer Sundays..TAKE A HIKE!!

;)

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#609 Aug 24, 2014
Where there's smoke there's usually a Fire so blow out the after burner and pass the doobie...to the left, always to the left.

Since: Jul 14

Location hidden

#610 Aug 24, 2014
Be careful thinking things will be greener on the other side. You might lose out, on what's right in front of you.
NoCandy4Me

Raymore, MO

#611 Aug 24, 2014
Candy is Dandy,...But Sex Won't Rot Your Teeth,...

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#612 Aug 24, 2014
Just Listen....

Since: Aug 14

Location hidden

#613 Aug 24, 2014
Don't watch violent television shows, and don't buy the products that sponsor them.
Nimble

Trexlertown, PA

#614 Aug 24, 2014
Have fun in life, cuz it's short!!!

Since: Aug 14

Location hidden

#615 Aug 24, 2014
Give people a second chance, but not a third.

“So Hillary Blames the Universe”

Since: Jun 08

..for her peevishness..

#616 Aug 24, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>
... yup ...
.....fix the zipper an' give it back.........

“Goddess in my own little world”

Since: May 07

Location hidden

#618 Aug 24, 2014
When using a public bathroom, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie - and don't forget to flush!

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#619 Aug 24, 2014
When ya Budget your paycheck..REMEMBER.. Save a Bit for a TREAT!;

;)

Level 1

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#620 Aug 24, 2014
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

“Sleeping Bear”

Level 5

Since: Feb 13

In the woods...

#621 Aug 24, 2014
Old Sam wrote:
<quoted text>
.....fix the zipper an' give it back.........
Ifin there isn't anything that says Welch 2093 on the side of that bag....forget it....it not mine...

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