What's your tip for the day?

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#395 Aug 14, 2014
Mechanic wrote:
A hot jalapeņo makes an entrance and an exit.
LoL.
Grizz

Boise, ID

#396 Aug 14, 2014
Never take a dump over a rotting log covered in black ants.
Grizz

Boise, ID

#397 Aug 14, 2014
To the dumbass giving negative icons,
I dare ya to lay your bare ass over a rotting log covered in black ants.

You'll be sorry LMAO
Euell Gibbons

Denton, TX

#398 Aug 14, 2014
Grizz wrote:
To the dumbass giving negative icons,
I dare ya to lay your bare ass over a rotting log covered in black ants.
You'll be sorry LMAO
(cough) How many people do you know who go hunting in the woods for rotten logs covered in black ants and dumps? And why on earth would someone want to take a dump? Seems your advice is backackwards. wood make more sense to warn about leaving or dropping a dump in the woods. Ya know? Like bears supposedly do.do.
Grizz

Boise, ID

#399 Aug 14, 2014
Never walk a trail behind Euell and his porta potty packers.
Kermudgeon

Buffalo, NY

#400 Aug 14, 2014
Keep a lot of fresh underwear on hand in case you are incontinent and can't hold it long enough to get to the restroom.,

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#401 Aug 14, 2014
Independent1 wrote:
<quoted text>
That was so insane it made me laugh.:)
At least with a nuke the pieces will be smaller, precooked, and have a half life of a few million years so it will keep a lifetime. Another plus is the thieving giant squids will glow in the dark making it easier to exterminate them as well.
Well, they did try to dynamite a beached whale once:



That didn't work out as expected so the solution must be more firepower.

But I'm a little leery of using nuclear weapons on a beached sperm whale.

The vaporizing of said sperm whale might impregnate women within a 50 mile radius and result in radiation mutant whale/human babies.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#403 Aug 15, 2014
Not sure how this fits ?

BUT . Think of NICE things about people.The POSITIVE things they brought you.
I spent the last hours of my mothers life with her,talking, like we had done MANY times before & particularly in the days weeks before that,but we BOTH made a point to talk about each other, & tell each other the positive things we had given or taken from each other,just the little b.s. we all have.
I asked her some stuff,not real deep stuff,but what bothered you most ,who bothered you most, NOT what if,but simple stupid stuff,you ever steal anything? who did you lie to? do you owe anybody something,does anybody owe you something.
I just touched a little there,BUT for a reason . My MOTHER passed that day ,I technically unplugged her. BUT I have never really grieved over my Mothers passing . almost felt guilty for this,but in this somewhere is a lesson I am sure.
It really is about the time we have NOW use it wisely. Rick

Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#404 Aug 15, 2014
wichita-rick wrote:
Not sure how this fits ?
BUT . Think of NICE things about people.The POSITIVE things they brought you.
I spent the last hours of my mothers life with her,talking, like we had done MANY times before & particularly in the days weeks before that,but we BOTH made a point to talk about each other, & tell each other the positive things we had given or taken from each other,just the little b.s. we all have.
I asked her some stuff,not real deep stuff,but what bothered you most ,who bothered you most, NOT what if,but simple stupid stuff,you ever steal anything? who did you lie to? do you owe anybody something,does anybody owe you something.
I just touched a little there,BUT for a reason . My MOTHER passed that day ,I technically unplugged her. BUT I have never really grieved over my Mothers passing . almost felt guilty for this,but in this somewhere is a lesson I am sure.
It really is about the time we have NOW use it wisely. Rick
That's very nice :)

When you stumble down a stairway don't try to stop it...it only makes the. YouTube funnier..

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#406 Aug 15, 2014
share your stuff

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#407 Aug 15, 2014
... never use the hook that you replaced your hand ... for wiping ...

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#408 Aug 15, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
Be kind to everyone you meet :) Make them smile. They will feel better and so will you!
...ANNNNND JUUUUUST HOOOOW MUUUCH..Of Hoooosier's Hillbilly's MOONSHINE..HAVE YA HAVE..Gent??

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#409 Aug 15, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
<quoted text>
...ANNNNND JUUUUUST HOOOOW MUUUCH..Of Hoooosier's Hillbilly's MOONSHINE..HAVE YA HAVE..Gent??
Enough of it :)

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#410 Aug 15, 2014
be kind to the unkind - they need it the most

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Been There,Done That,Now What?

#411 Aug 15, 2014
Pick Up Sticks and Trash Before You Mow Your Yard,...

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#412 Aug 15, 2014
^^^^^^^....'cause summa thet trash might be me.......^^^^^^^
Ozzie

Lafayette, CA

#413 Aug 16, 2014
somewhere above.



~Oz Radio..

Since: Aug 14

Location hidden

#414 Aug 16, 2014
Ozzie wrote:
somewhere above.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =YzGzYIpwEu4XX
~Oz Radio..
"Somewhere above."

There's lot's of frozen shlt balls.

Since: Aug 14

Location hidden

#415 Aug 16, 2014
Ozzie wrote:
somewhere above.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =YzGzYIpwEu4XX
~Oz Radio..
You're one very frightening old man.

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#416 Aug 16, 2014
People in Franklin need to grow the dern up and quit clogging up CNN!

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