What's your tip for the day?
beatlesinthebog

Upper Hutt, New Zealand

#373 Aug 13, 2014
Old Sam wrote:
....always be wary of a chainsaw.......when you get comfortable with it, it'll bite'cherass.........
Give yer an extra bumcrack,eh? Obviously you've heeded your own advice or you wouldn't be an "Old Sam". The ole saying "Familiarty brings contempt" is so true when around any fprm of machinery.......... Don't sqeeze the pus from cuts on yer knuckles on a cold day ...(even more important,if you already have done so...... don't rub methylated spirits in)...... it is a quick fix ........ but extremely painfull too !!!!)

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Since: Jul 11

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#374 Aug 13, 2014
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Wouldn't it be better to wear reading glasses so you could see which were the poisonous ones ?
Do you know the difference?
beatlesinthebog

Upper Hutt, New Zealand

#375 Aug 13, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Do you know the difference?
Between the glasses or the weeds ?....hahaha ...clarity is next to godliness !

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Since: Jul 11

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#376 Aug 13, 2014
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Between the glasses or the weeds ?....hahaha ...clarity is next to godliness !
Both !!...Your reading glasses better be safe as well...haha..should that be from you or whatever flies up?

How are you today beatle?
beatlesinthebog

Upper Hutt, New Zealand

#377 Aug 13, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Both !!...Your reading glasses better be safe as well...haha..should that be from you or whatever flies up?
How are you today beatle?
Pretty damn good,all considered ....... watching the moon through binoculars around 4:00 am started things off well......... yer wanna see the blue corona ! Even though we're having the harshest part of winter we're getting a few great hours of sun around 11:00am --- 3:00pm ......... pure motosickle stuff !!!! Other stuff like .......... well,just like ... hahaha is coming along . Wouldn't be dead for quids !!!!!!!...hahahahahahahahaha
beatlesinthebog

Upper Hutt, New Zealand

#378 Aug 13, 2014
OOPs ....... and you ???????...sorry

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#379 Aug 13, 2014
Tip for the day:

Never lay down at night angry with someone.You may never have the chance to make up.
dot com

Jackson, MO

#381 Aug 13, 2014
Have more than one cat and let them wonder if you're going to feed them again.

“..i can't STAND her....and”

Since: Jun 08

...i don't want him..WTF?.....

#382 Aug 13, 2014
....drive 5 mph under the speed limit.....it saves gas......and better yet......pisses all those other folkses off..........

(gittin' old is fun. hell. i might just go buy a hat)
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Since: Apr 08

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#383 Aug 14, 2014
Old Sam wrote:
....drive 5 mph under the speed limit.....it saves gas......and better yet......pisses all those other folkses off..........
(gittin' old is fun. hell. i might just go buy a hat)
Don't forget socks and sandals
:)

Always look both ways before you trip someone..

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#384 Aug 14, 2014
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport, you'll get a free x-ray and breast exam and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#385 Aug 14, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport, you'll get a free x-ray and breast exam and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.
LoL.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

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#386 Aug 14, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport, you'll get a free x-ray and breast exam and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.
Hahahahahahahahaha
Level 5

Since: May 13

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#387 Aug 14, 2014
I don't know!

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#388 Aug 14, 2014
Be kind to everyone you meet :) Make them smile. They will feel better and so will you!

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#389 Aug 14, 2014
Thanks Dragoon and Brandiiiiiii(never sure of how many i's..:)..)

Don't Squat with Your Spurs On
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Since: Apr 08

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#390 Aug 14, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport, you'll get a free x-ray and breast exam and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.
Whew! Lol

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

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#392 Aug 14, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
Thanks Dragoon and Brandiiiiiii(never sure of how many i's..:)..)

Don't Squat with Your Spurs On
You're welcome! Thanks for the huge laugh. One 'i' is good~ Brandi ;)

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#393 Aug 14, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
Don't Squat with Your Spurs On
Tee hee hee.

Heard one similar to that one: Don't do squats in the cucumber field.
Mechanic

Saline, LA

#394 Aug 14, 2014
A hot jalapeƱo makes an entrance and an exit.

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