What's your tip for the day?

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“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

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#2 Jul 9, 2014
SMILE as You Greet The Day!;

Level 2

Since: Oct 12

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#3 Jul 10, 2014
Don't eat fat fish caught near a survivor-less shipwreck.
Marley

Medford, NY

#4 Jul 11, 2014
Don't stick a salmon in your hoohaa, it ruins the smell of the salmon.
duh

Fort Worth, TX

#5 Jul 11, 2014
Don't come on a public forum and want sympathy, or tell everyone you are sick, or need surgery, or give step by step details. Keep this private and at home. Have some dignity or pride people.

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

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And Have A Happy New Year

#6 Jul 11, 2014
be yourself and dont change for no one..nothing wrong in telling others whats going down..not wanting sympathy but a little encouragement doesnt hurt ..we are all one topix family here and a big circle of friends..so yes it feels good to know you have others saying prayers,sending best wishes or lending a hand of up lifting..just know I am always here for anybody.you guys have an awesome day..

“New & Improved..”

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Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#7 Jul 11, 2014
Don't let the guy in the ice cream truck ever touch you..
duh

Fort Worth, TX

#8 Jul 11, 2014
Princess Hey wrote:
be yourself and dont change for no one..nothing wrong in telling others whats going down..not wanting sympathy but a little encouragement doesnt hurt ..we are all one topix family here and a big circle of friends..so yes it feels good to know you have others saying prayers,sending best wishes or lending a hand of up lifting..just know I am always here for anybody.you guys have an awesome day..
It's a public forum. Keep that in mind. Sympathy and Empathy are two different things. This was not aimed at you, but now notice on Most threads you talk about how you are doing. Glad you are well, but what about those having really serious issues? That keep it private. PM or limit it to one thread. Or better, tell your circle if friends in real life. I guess some people like attention or don't have enough to do.

“Deport them all deport Now”

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Since: Aug 13

The Woods

#9 Jul 11, 2014
Keep your hands out of you're buddies pocket.

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#10 Jul 11, 2014
TY Duh..Yes I know there are others on here thats worse off than I am and I am here for those as well..I say prayers even though others dont want to hear about it..but prayer does change things..not wanting attention but I answer the threads as I see them just as others do...sorry of it offends anyone..anyway you have an awesome day..
Bald spot

Salt Lake City, UT

#11 Jul 11, 2014
Never comb your hair with a cheese grater.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#13 Jul 11, 2014
Bald spot wrote:
Never comb your hair with a cheese grater.
Ol' king cole was a merry old soul
washed his face in a toilet bowl
combed his hair with a wagon wheel
died with a toothache in his heal

“A Time for laughter and ...”

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A Time to be candid.

#14 Jul 11, 2014
If you enjoy playing games on your t0ys .. at least bring them outside and enjoy the fresh air. Ahhh, not all the toys, and be respectful and share in the sandbox.

;~)
Ozzie

Concord, CA

#15 Jul 11, 2014
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

good bet, win every time..

~o to the z

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#16 Jul 11, 2014
Going Mach 2 with your hair on fire isn't as sexy as the movie "Top Gun" makes it sound like.

It's actually quite painful.

Especially the hair on fire part.

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

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#17 Jul 11, 2014
Never Forget to Gaze upon the Night Sky before retiring.

The Stars Glisten against a Black Background..
The Moon us Radiant in every season..

BUT .

The SUPER MOON Wins HANDS DOWN!!!

Ahhhhh...Makes me SMILE!!

;)

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#18 Jul 12, 2014
Don't sleep with rodeo cowboys. They think 8 seconds is long enough in the saddle. ;)

“Deport them all deport Now”

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The Woods

#19 Jul 12, 2014
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
Don't sleep with rodeo cowboys. They think 8 seconds is long enough in the saddle. ;)
Not that's something to think about. But I'll bet they are good at hanging on.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#20 Jul 12, 2014
Funny wrote:
<quoted text>you always seem to have pedophilia on the mind, if you're not bashing it you're joking about it. Odd. Real odd. Scary odd.
No, I simply said don't let the ice cream guy touch you.

You added the conjecture..not I

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#21 Jul 12, 2014
Eat, Drink, Be Merry; I guess!
duh

Arlington, TX

#22 Jul 12, 2014
If you are an old lady, stop referring to yourself as "girl".

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