Baboon on the loose? Girl starts false frenzy

Aug 22, 2010 Full story: Inside Bay Area 136

Police in the St. Louis suburb of Florissant spent a big part of the day looking for a baboon on the loose.

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Since: Aug 09

Pennsburg, PA

#4 Aug 22, 2010
The girl did a public service in exposing how cretinous the US population is:

"A woman scattered potato chips on the ground and made monkey sounds to try and lure the primate."

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#6 Aug 22, 2010
If it's not a kid in a run away balloon, it's a hairy baboon!Does anyone know how to tell the truth?
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#7 Aug 22, 2010
HAIRY wrote:
If it's not a kid in a run away balloon, it's a hairy baboon!Does anyone know how to tell the truth?
I do.
Though I gotta admit I can still lie my ass off from time to time!

"Have I gained weight, honey?"

"No Sweetheart, you look wonderful."

“Who's got the hooch?”

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#8 Aug 22, 2010
HAIRY wrote:
If it's not a kid in a run away balloon, it's a hairy baboon!Does anyone know how to tell the truth?
If they are our future leaders we just might be in trouble!

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#9 Aug 22, 2010
The Monkey wrote:
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I do.
Though I gotta admit I can still lie my ass off from time to time!
"Have I gained weight, honey?"
"No Sweetheart, you look wonderful."
I think that's called the 5th amendment?

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#10 Aug 22, 2010
DixieHound wrote:
<quoted text>If they are our future leaders we just might be in trouble!
I think we're already in trouble.

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#11 Aug 22, 2010
HAIRY wrote:
<quoted text>I think we're already in trouble.
Well, you got a point there!
Finepix

Pflugerville, TX

#12 Aug 22, 2010
Baboon on the loose - OBAMA!
Zombie Corpse Rental

San Jose, CA

#13 Aug 22, 2010
Baboon search frenzy. Saint Louis. Potato chips. Net-toting citizen. The series of tubes known as the Interwebs. This story has it all.
Zombie Corpse Rental

San Jose, CA

#14 Aug 22, 2010
The Monkey wrote:
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I do.
Though I gotta admit I can still lie my ass off from time to time!
"Have I gained weight, honey?"
"No Sweetheart, you look wonderful."
That's not lying YOUR ass off, that's lying HER ass off!

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#15 Aug 22, 2010
kinda like some one who thinks there is a bright side to death or Penneys deals in pampers

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#16 Aug 22, 2010
They might try looking in Wasila, Alaska.

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Buffalo, NY

#18 Aug 22, 2010
St. Louis...baboon...no comment!

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#19 Aug 23, 2010
"You don't judge people who do stuff like that"?

Uh, Yeah you do. She is an idiot. She was 14 and she knew right from wrong. She or her parents who are responsible for her should have to pay back the money wasted looking for the animal that didn't exist. Maybe a little time in a detention center with no cell phones or internet would be a good thing for her.

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#20 Aug 23, 2010
Simba the brave Lion wrote:
"You don't judge people who do stuff like that"?
Uh, Yeah you do. She is an idiot. She was 14 and she knew right from wrong. She or her parents who are responsible for her should have to pay back the money wasted looking for the animal that didn't exist. Maybe a little time in a detention center with no cell phones or internet would be a good thing for her.
oh the tears are flowing for your [that you don't even know you did] funny , omg in a detention center , a kddie jail , in a cell without a cell phone

how about she gets to clean cages at the zoo on week/ends
Petro

El Paso, TX

#21 Aug 23, 2010
These Obama jokes are going way to far, but then again Ripofflicans are Racist.
So What

United States

#24 Aug 23, 2010
Are they sure it's not Petro the Baboon on the loose?
So What

United States

#25 Aug 23, 2010
Wait, I meant to say Petro the Baboso on the loose.
was it obama

El Paso, TX

#26 Aug 23, 2010
Another chango on the loose.
Petro

El Paso, TX

#27 Aug 23, 2010
So What wrote:
Are they sure it's not Petro the Baboon on the loose?
No Im pretty sure it they didn't mean Petro. What are a retard.

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