Baboon on the loose? Girl starts false frenzy

Police in the St. Louis suburb of Florissant spent a big part of the day looking for a baboon on the loose.

[corrective_uncon scious]

The girl did a public service in exposing how cretinous the US population is:

"A woman scattered potato chips on the ground and made monkey sounds to try and lure the primate."

[HAIRY]

If it's not a kid in a run away balloon, it's a hairy baboon!Does anyone know how to tell the truth?

[The Monkey]

HAIRY wrote:

If it's not a kid in a run away balloon, it's a hairy baboon!Does anyone know how to tell the truth?

I do.
Though I gotta admit I can still lie my ass off from time to time!

"Have I gained weight, honey?"

"No Sweetheart, you look wonderful."

[DixieHound]

HAIRY wrote:

If it's not a kid in a run away balloon, it's a hairy baboon!Does anyone know how to tell the truth?

If they are our future leaders we just might be in trouble!

[HAIRY]

The Monkey wrote:

<quoted text>
I do.
Though I gotta admit I can still lie my ass off from time to time!
"Have I gained weight, honey?"
"No Sweetheart, you look wonderful."

I think that's called the 5th amendment?

[HAIRY]

DixieHound wrote:

<quoted text>If they are our future leaders we just might be in trouble!

I think we're already in trouble.

[DixieHound]

HAIRY wrote:

<quoted text>I think we're already in trouble.

Well, you got a point there!

[Finepix]

Baboon on the loose - OBAMA!

[Zombie Corpse Rental]

Baboon search frenzy. Saint Louis. Potato chips. Net-toting citizen. The series of tubes known as the Interwebs. This story has it all.

[Zombie Corpse Rental]

The Monkey wrote:

<quoted text>
I do.
Though I gotta admit I can still lie my ass off from time to time!
"Have I gained weight, honey?"
"No Sweetheart, you look wonderful."

That's not lying YOUR ass off, that's lying HER ass off!

[tallyho]

kinda like some one who thinks there is a bright side to death or Penneys deals in pampers

[Lawrence Wolf]

They might try looking in Wasila, Alaska.

[Gomer]

St. Louis...baboon...no comment!

[Simba the brave Lion]

"You don't judge people who do stuff like that"?

Uh, Yeah you do. She is an idiot. She was 14 and she knew right from wrong. She or her parents who are responsible for her should have to pay back the money wasted looking for the animal that didn't exist. Maybe a little time in a detention center with no cell phones or internet would be a good thing for her.

[tallyho]

Simba the brave Lion wrote:

"You don't judge people who do stuff like that"?
Uh, Yeah you do. She is an idiot. She was 14 and she knew right from wrong. She or her parents who are responsible for her should have to pay back the money wasted looking for the animal that didn't exist. Maybe a little time in a detention center with no cell phones or internet would be a good thing for her.

oh the tears are flowing for your [that you don't even know you did] funny , omg in a detention center , a kddie jail , in a cell without a cell phone

how about she gets to clean cages at the zoo on week/ends

[Petro]

These Obama jokes are going way to far, but then again Ripofflicans are Racist.

[So What]

Are they sure it's not Petro the Baboon on the loose?

[So What]

Wait, I meant to say Petro the Baboso on the loose.

[was it obama]

Another chango on the loose.

[Petro]

So What wrote:

Are they sure it's not Petro the Baboon on the loose?

No Im pretty sure it they didn't mean Petro. What are a retard.