Reporter Hilariously Demonstrates What To Do If You See A Bear

Jul 12, 2013 Full story: WFXJ-AM Jacksonville 24

If you were to watch this video on mute, you'd be hard pressed to figure out what's going on.

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#1 Jul 12, 2013
What do you do when you come across a bear in the woods?

Gently wipe it off, leave a 20 and tiptoe away.
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#2 Jul 12, 2013
Davy Crockett would pull his pants down and show it his cheeks and dangling balls to puzzle it and get it closer,,,,and then he would attack it with a flying spin and get it with a guillotine choke hold and try to rape it,,,,,(those mountain guys where a tuff breed),,,,say?

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#3 Jul 12, 2013
grin
Baba Yoga

Houston, TX

#4 Jul 12, 2013
Kill it before it breeds.

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Indianapolis, IN

#5 Jul 12, 2013
Offer to buy him a donut?

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New York, NY

#6 Jul 12, 2013
Never wander around in bear country unless equipped with a S+W 629...
Baba Yoga

Houston, TX

#7 Jul 12, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Never wander around in bear country unless equipped with a S+W 629...
Unless it is San Francisco. In which case a .40 will suffice.
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Ludington, MI

#8 Jul 12, 2013
I stick with my THREE FIVE SEVEN
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#9 Jul 12, 2013
Baba Yoga is dim...
Seriously.

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#10 Jul 13, 2013
I don't think bears have stupid on their diet.

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#11 Jul 13, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
I don't think bears have stupid on their diet.
,

not as a rule but on occasions they have been known to eat one
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#12 Jul 13, 2013
I do the same thing when I see my mother-in-law.

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#13 Jul 13, 2013
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>,
not as a rule but on occasions they have been known to eat one
Correct! Now that you mention it. We lose a touron every now and then to a bear. Something about thinking bears like to be pet.
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Ludington, MI

#14 Jul 13, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Correct! Now that you mention it. We lose a touron every now and then to a bear. Something about thinking bears like to be pet.
when I moved to Misoula in '79 the locals told me how people dealt with bear

some wore small bells and others carried mace

most said they preferred a sidearm, they explained that you might tell what kind of bear you were dealing with by looking at the scat

if it was full of small seeds its likely to be a black
if it had bones you needed to be more careful
if it had little bells and chewed up cans of mace it was a grizzly and you needed to un-holster your sidearm
Alto

Glendale, AZ

#15 Jul 13, 2013
I would have loved to watch her get murdered by a bear.

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Powellton WV

#17 Jul 13, 2013
LOL

Just the way she's moving around
her eyes would freak our black bear out.
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#18 Jul 14, 2013
So bears get pissy when you stare at them?
Like gangbangers?

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#19 Jul 15, 2013
If you see a bear, leave.

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#20 Jul 15, 2013
DILF wrote:
If you see a bear, leave.
before or after the pink elephants

“Boing, boing, boing, boing,”

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#21 Jul 15, 2013
I see bears every night hitting the dumpsters around "town"....But I have a 130lb American bulldog that can't stand 'em......bears smell bad, You can sometimes smell them before you see 'em.

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