Reporter Hilariously Demonstrates What To Do If You See A Bear

Jul 12, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: WFXJ-AM Jacksonville

If you were to watch this video on mute, you'd be hard pressed to figure out what's going on.

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What do you do when you come across a bear in the woods?

Gently wipe it off, leave a 20 and tiptoe away.
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Davy Crockett would pull his pants down and show it his cheeks and dangling balls to puzzle it and get it closer,,,,and then he would attack it with a flying spin and get it with a guillotine choke hold and try to rape it,,,,,(those mountain guys where a tuff breed),,,,say?

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Kill it before it breeds.

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Offer to buy him a donut?

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Never wander around in bear country unless equipped with a S+W 629...
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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
Never wander around in bear country unless equipped with a S+W 629...
Unless it is San Francisco. In which case a .40 will suffice.
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I stick with my THREE FIVE SEVEN
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Baba Yoga is dim...
Seriously.

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I don't think bears have stupid on their diet.

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I don't think bears have stupid on their diet.
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not as a rule but on occasions they have been known to eat one
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I do the same thing when I see my mother-in-law.

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tallyho wrote:
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not as a rule but on occasions they have been known to eat one
Correct! Now that you mention it. We lose a touron every now and then to a bear. Something about thinking bears like to be pet.
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Correct! Now that you mention it. We lose a touron every now and then to a bear. Something about thinking bears like to be pet.
when I moved to Misoula in '79 the locals told me how people dealt with bear

some wore small bells and others carried mace

most said they preferred a sidearm, they explained that you might tell what kind of bear you were dealing with by looking at the scat

if it was full of small seeds its likely to be a black
if it had bones you needed to be more careful
if it had little bells and chewed up cans of mace it was a grizzly and you needed to un-holster your sidearm
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I would have loved to watch her get murdered by a bear.

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LOL

Just the way she's moving around
her eyes would freak our black bear out.
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So bears get pissy when you stare at them?
Like gangbangers?

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If you see a bear, leave.

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DILF wrote:
If you see a bear, leave.
before or after the pink elephants

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I see bears every night hitting the dumpsters around "town"....But I have a 130lb American bulldog that can't stand 'em......bears smell bad, You can sometimes smell them before you see 'em.

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